The Cleverest Responses (27)

1. oh noez, im a jew!

       --18
   ~kojack
   01.08.08 at 1:57 pm

2. Ah yes, Mister Wilson I presume? Splendid sir! Your piece of shi… ahem, I mean your limousine awaits!

       +8
   ~John Cocktoasten
   01.08.08 at 2:23 pm

3. It was sure nice o’ Pa to let me an’ Sis use the truck for our Honeymoon.

       --3
   ~Jeff
   01.08.08 at 2:25 pm

4. Don’t look at me, look at the truck!

       --7
   ~LL
   01.08.08 at 2:27 pm

5. Seriously?

       --5
   ~Grady
   01.08.08 at 5:33 pm

6. Do you mind if I tell you that this is the most smartest beret I’ve never seen?

   Not according with the truck, indeed

       --4
   ~Poppez
   01.08.08 at 7:17 pm

7. Someday I will rule Russia like my father, or my name isn’t Boris Putin!

       --1
   ~Anonymous
   01.08.08 at 8:36 pm

8. Last memories before this truck smash me on the ground are: I thoudht keys are in my pocket……..

       --1
   ~Alexandr
   01.08.08 at 10:26 pm

9. Thanks MTV for pimping my clothes!

       +23
   ~Matheo
   01.09.08 at 3:12 pm

10. The jew comment was uncalled for…You are a racist fuck.

        +10
    ~scott D
    01.09.08 at 8:39 pm

11. Damn, this is the last time I deal with one of this Rent-a-Wreck companies! AAA Road Service, where are you?

        +0
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    01.10.08 at 3:21 pm

12. Dude, where’s my truck?

        +4
    ~Pedro Muhammed
    01.11.08 at 5:50 pm

13. Shit, i have forgot my keys

        --3
    ~Korben
    01.16.08 at 1:23 pm

14. the suit hid the hobo for a little while

        --1
    ~Rost
    01.16.08 at 6:22 pm

15. hmmm duh dum dum bee doo bop rum tum tum tweedleedee hmmm whoo whoo rumpu pum…… I like pie. hrmmph

        +0
    ~dashman94
    01.17.08 at 8:24 pm

16. “I hope dad will SEE now that I’m not gay, gay people would’nt hang out in a place like this….would they???”

        +3
    ~enursha
    01.18.08 at 4:40 am

17. Why are the guys in that truck staring at me? Have they never seen a fancy lad?

        +3
    ~JamesSwarthow
    01.18.08 at 12:02 pm

18. Buy this truck or we’ll kill this dork…

        +3
    ~Craig
    01.22.08 at 9:46 am

19. For How long am i supposed to stay here with that comic stuff near my head?

        --1
    ~phil
    01.23.08 at 9:22 am

20. “I’ll stand here for that damn photo, but don’t anyone call INS, please!”

        +2
    ~littlegirl
    01.29.08 at 6:16 pm

21. It said “Aston Martin” included…

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    02.01.08 at 8:56 am

22. It said “Aston Martin” included…

        +2
    ~James
    02.01.08 at 8:57 am

23. Wellcome home, sit. Your daughters made a decoration and bought new car.

        +0
    ~Chixo______x
    02.08.08 at 1:16 pm

24. Why am I here when I could be playing a nice game of cricket

        +0
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:32 am

25. Maybe i dont hawe cool car and nice house but my clothes with new skull cap is amazing !!!!! heal jeah

        +0
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 6:54 am

26. damn it… forgot her bra in my pocket

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 11:04 am

27. That’s what you drive, when you spend all money on suit.

        +0
    ~Nikola
    02.10.10 at 3:21 pm

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