The Cleverest Responses (47)

1. So what if it’s YOUR backyard? We’ll camp where we damn well please!

       +27
   ~John Cocktoasten
   01.11.08 at 11:49 am

2. You deal with Leatherface and I’ll wave my titties at the guy with the hockey mask over there.

       +4
   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   01.11.08 at 11:50 am

3. damn, those bean were powerfull, man!!!

       +4
   ~kaimann
   01.11.08 at 12:02 pm

4. Sigh…He’s seen “The Blair Witch Project” one too many times.

       +5
   ~Jeff
   01.11.08 at 12:17 pm

5. Nice hat!

       --10
   ~JamesSwarthow
   01.11.08 at 12:37 pm

6. C’mon, Sheila, you’ve got to remember this moment. Remember how you felt and who you were with. The atmosphere. The smell. I don’t think any of us could have predicted that terrorists would have blown up a blanket factory. They obviously just hate our freedom and comforters.

       --9
   ~Death to English
   01.11.08 at 5:48 pm

7. Gawd, what a dolt! He didn’t pay the rent on this tent on time, and we’re being evicted again!

       --8
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   01.11.08 at 9:01 pm

8. What has happened to our beautifull house?

       --7
   ~Alexandr
   01.11.08 at 9:03 pm

9. Did you have to poop in the tent?

       +0
   ~modestbrandon
   01.12.08 at 3:01 am

10. He’s severed my head and is now gazing at god.

        --4
    ~carliosity
    01.12.08 at 6:04 am

11. As usual, that was over quickly….

        +0
    ~PLCM
    01.12.08 at 10:54 am

12. Oh my Gooooood…… YOU again? Can we fuck PEACEFULLY PLEASE ???

        --3
    ~Havinfun
    01.12.08 at 2:47 pm

13. Didn’t knew i have to marry that jungel-slut

        --9
    ~kojack
    01.12.08 at 6:05 pm

14. Mmmm… Aliens? Well, I hope next time we’ll spend LSD-free weekend

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    01.12.08 at 9:11 pm

15. just three words: un be liveable

        +2
    ~Greggman
    01.13.08 at 1:56 pm

16. I hope that my boyfriend isn’t around…

        --2
    ~White Crow
    01.13.08 at 3:13 pm

17. Dude, lets like…

    Stay out of the big blue room.

    That bright yellow ball is freaking me out.

        --1
    ~dsheets
    01.14.08 at 12:10 am

18. He was protected… He still is ! Look his soooo nice hat !

        --5
    ~Pierre
    01.14.08 at 9:50 am

19. mm, my boyfriend forgot i was sharin a tent with my brother, hes got the wrong ass again….

        --3
    ~shags
    01.14.08 at 2:01 pm

20. Wow, they were right. You CAN actually camp out in Star Jones’ vadge.

        --5
    ~David
    01.15.08 at 1:14 am

21. He loves me!!

    No.. really, he does!

        --8
    ~Loliks
    01.15.08 at 8:46 am

22. My ass hurts.

        +0
    ~seb
    01.15.08 at 12:49 pm

23. She: Two fuckin weeks, with this bearphobic, and he don’t touch me one hair…
    He: What is that…a bear?

        --6
    ~rorro
    01.15.08 at 3:16 pm

24. The world’s oldest unborn twins are still too shy to leave the womb

        +7
    ~Sparky
    01.15.08 at 11:29 pm

25. Who’d a thought we’d both fit inside Oprah Winfrey’s anus?, we should go, I think Tom Cruise is back there somewhere.

        --2
    ~JohnnyM
    01.16.08 at 2:42 pm

26. The british are cumming! The british are cumming!

        --2
    ~yo1122
    01.16.08 at 3:05 pm

27. 3 cheers for my rearted borhter, who doesnt quite understand the tent or anything around it. hip hip kfhvhkbvnzdf

        --5
    ~Rost
    01.16.08 at 6:19 pm

28. Oh man! We’ve had relations now 26 times in the las 18 hours. I’m just glad I drank a lot of water before we got in here!

        --1
    ~Zotdogg
    01.16.08 at 6:40 pm

29. I can’t believe John Cocktoasten fell for my ventriloquist routine…

        --4
    ~Mr Longden
    01.16.08 at 8:48 pm

30. We’re in ur tent, smokin some rocks

        --5
    ~dirtysanchez
    01.17.08 at 11:00 am

31. “those bean” . . . “he don’t touch me one hair” . . .”Rearted borhter” Good Lord, it’s the attack of the adolescent, semiliterate caption writers!

        --1
    ~Gozinga
    01.17.08 at 3:07 pm

32. fuck, una pija de 12 cm, cómo iba a imaginarme

        --2
    ~lecher
    01.17.08 at 3:23 pm

33. uuhhmm…goodmorning sir, are you Dutch ?

        --3
    ~Q
    01.18.08 at 10:44 am

34. Hope nobody sees me ass is sore?! …

        --2
    ~Jake
    01.20.08 at 2:07 pm

35. OOOOOOOOOOH Shit… Hi DADDY

        +3
    ~eher
    01.24.08 at 11:05 am

36. Her: Oh shit it’s raining…..He gonna would like me again…. he s so minus…..

    Him: Oy yes rain is still there, she gonna have a headache I presume , not to sweet me….

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    01.25.08 at 3:00 pm

37. Now, that was a good saturday night…

        +1
    ~SJ
    01.25.08 at 11:37 pm

38. “Its’s too bad, we have to leave the camp today, I’d let him lick me up to the top of Mount Everest… again.”

        +2
    ~littlegirl
    01.29.08 at 6:08 pm

39. dad, i know what it looks like…

        +1
    ~player 3
    02.02.08 at 9:54 pm

40. i hope the grizzly can satisfy me … he definitely isn`t up for the job

        +0
    ~Mircione
    02.07.08 at 6:59 am

41. daddy,i swear….it was dark,i was drunk…i didn`t know he was my brother….

        +0
    ~zebedeul
    02.08.08 at 7:43 am

42. The people a wake up to when I’m sober

        +0
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:29 am

43. what can I say mum, this guy fucks with his cap on

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 11:00 am

44. Why is it so that the very first person who leaves a suggestion will always win, regardless of how stupid it is?

        +0
    ~Yet another guy visiting this website
    08.26.08 at 4:38 pm

45. Wonder if they caught me masturbating

        +0
    ~Philipp
    01.05.09 at 2:23 am

46. his cock is very small

        +0
    ~nameless
    01.10.09 at 3:39 pm

47. yes, he is gay.

        +0
    ~Juraj
    03.13.09 at 5:18 am

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