The Cleverest Responses (50)

1. shit!….daddy?

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   ~vatna
   01.17.08 at 4:34 pm

2. oh god…i told you you cannot open door with him huney

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   ~zero_1
   01.17.08 at 4:49 pm

3. Yeah, fifty dollars for the backlight broken? ahh, you like`d my whells….fuckin police….ah…yeah….fifty?…you liked?…ah….

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   ~rorro
   01.17.08 at 5:46 pm

4. This driver assisted steering sure is tricky. Your gear stick is positioned quite awkwardly. I think I killed the pussy.

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   ~Sparky
   01.17.08 at 7:06 pm

5. ….fuck

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   ~dashman94
   01.17.08 at 8:51 pm

6. im sorry it has to be this way edward… I just, dick van dike’n over there just aint workin’ for me… same with von steuben and paco, hey at least I passed the pain around equally! come on but seriously folks….

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   ~dashman94
   01.17.08 at 8:54 pm

7. Look Hun! You can make a little face with the blood on her shirt!

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   ~dustin
   01.17.08 at 11:11 pm

8. ???…..you think he’s dead?

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   ~enursha
   01.18.08 at 4:28 am

9. Ooops. I did it again.

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   ~Anonymous
   01.18.08 at 5:41 am

10. “Did you said that was the nosie of a flat?

    Nope I said F-A-R-T!

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    ~nacho
    01.18.08 at 7:34 am

11. The salesman lied to us Dave, this thing can’t fly.

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    ~carliosity
    01.18.08 at 10:38 am

12. ..what did the sign say again, “road ends here” ?

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    ~Q
    01.18.08 at 10:39 am

13. Damn! This is the second time this week I locked myself in the car!

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    ~JamesSwarthow
    01.18.08 at 11:51 am

14. Oh shit, my wee mother fucker!

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    ~Anonymous
    01.18.08 at 12:12 pm

15. Oh my God! There IS a bloody hook hanging from the door handle!

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    ~Jeff
    01.18.08 at 12:55 pm

16. “Wow, you’d think there would have been more blood…”

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    ~Anonymous
    01.18.08 at 1:47 pm

17. It appears to be a 20-point score based on race, sex, and height… but technically you lose 5 points b/c he’s still alive. So you get 15 points and you now have the lead by 5 points. Scoot over. My turn.

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    ~Vincenzo
    01.18.08 at 1:55 pm

18. If we both are looking down there who is driving at moment?

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    ~Alexandr
    01.18.08 at 2:19 pm

19. Fred? Fred? Damn, that’s my brother! He said he’d fix my car this afternoon. I didn’t look before backing out of the driveway. Gee, the little wheels on his creeper are all worn down! We must’ve dragged him five miles!

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    ~Gozinga
    01.18.08 at 9:23 pm

20. And how are we supposed to swim out of here??

        +5
    ~Julia
    01.20.08 at 4:41 am

21. I guess we won’t be needing that doggie door for Fluffy, hon…

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    ~Craig
    01.22.08 at 9:52 am

22. Is your grandmather a mechanic?
    no
    In that case i think we have killed him

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    ~Rufinotragallantas
    01.23.08 at 12:15 pm

23. I told you not to drop your i phone….shit!

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    ~scott D
    01.23.08 at 8:32 pm

24. Ooops, that was the last condom…

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    ~Az
    01.24.08 at 12:51 pm

25. Z-z-z-z-z …

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    ~MDI
    01.25.08 at 6:59 am

26. Wait a sec… I can’t remember eating no Corn!!!

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    ~Gonso
    01.25.08 at 11:30 am

27. comment

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    ~OK, I'm looking. But keep your hands up!!!
    01.25.08 at 12:11 pm

28. Thank you, Mr President… You just did it!

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    ~Jime
    01.26.08 at 12:44 pm

29. Where do you leave your little thing, honney???

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    ~Jime
    01.26.08 at 12:49 pm

30. “What d’ya think honey, are there any crocodiles down there?”

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    ~littlegirl
    01.29.08 at 1:18 pm

31. what’s that smell? is our tyres burning?
    no, it is our condom!

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    ~me
    01.29.08 at 3:52 pm

32. I said cum on my face you idiot…

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    ~Vlad
    02.02.08 at 10:14 am

33. *snorting noise*
    “ptuu!!”

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    ~player 3
    02.02.08 at 9:51 pm

34. OMG! I killed Kenny!!!!!!!

        +9
    ~TheSecondThought
    02.03.08 at 1:17 pm

35. i knew we shouldn’t've come to jurassic!

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    ~martyrdom cross
    02.03.08 at 1:57 pm

36. These new park on the dot rules suck!!

        --1
    ~Tim Rodgers
    02.03.08 at 3:18 pm

37. OMG :O:O:O:O did u just puke?? =)))

        +0
    ~LadyLike
    02.04.08 at 4:52 pm

38. ispao je mali zeljo….

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    ~Anonymous
    02.06.08 at 7:20 am

39. No Jordan, that’s not a flat tire. Tires are not furry .

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    ~Mika
    02.07.08 at 9:59 am

40. Can i poke him?

        +0
    ~Mika
    02.07.08 at 10:00 am

41. Could you stop feeling me up while we are doing this?

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    ~Chris
    02.08.08 at 7:18 am

42. I told you no one would try to save Clinton if we drove right at her….

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    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:28 am

43. Can you pass me the condom please…

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    ~DenB
    02.27.08 at 1:09 am

44. Ahhh, you lied to me! There is no naked men!
    (*silent gigling in the back*)

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    ~Freeman
    02.27.08 at 8:14 am

45. Yep, hookhand.

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    ~Lemmy Caution
    03.01.08 at 9:59 pm

46. Look honey, road head.

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    ~Sam
    03.13.08 at 5:38 am

47. ohh noo !! the sniffer is here again ß$$$$

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    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 6:51 am

48. Wake up, Dave, kids found us back

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    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 10:56 am

49. is he dead

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    ~Ben Levin
    06.21.08 at 2:29 pm

50. damm…. not again….

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    ~andi
    08.15.08 at 11:19 am

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