The Cleverest Responses (78)

1. fuck you

       +12
   ~linda
   01.24.08 at 11:32 am

2. so huge … !? Not really!

       +7
   ~Az
   01.24.08 at 12:48 pm

3. What?…No…You’ve put superglue on the receiver! Wait till you get home from school you little b*%stard.

       +18
   ~carliosity
   01.24.08 at 1:50 pm

4. F%@K OFF!!! I am MENSTRUATING!!

       --12
   ~Daren-Marc
   01.24.08 at 1:54 pm

5. Stop

   Hammertime?

       +1
   ~The Hitcher
   01.24.08 at 2:06 pm

6. Wait a moment. Seven business days or the weekend is included?

       --14
   ~superc0w
   01.24.08 at 2:34 pm

7. Hello, 911? I’d like to report a woman falling off a building…

       +15
   ~Jeff
   01.24.08 at 2:36 pm

8. It feels like a giant, invisible, armadillo!

       --8
   ~Jeff
   01.24.08 at 4:27 pm

9. HELLOMOTO????????????????????????????

       --10
   ~Alexandr
   01.24.08 at 5:18 pm

10. http://youtube.com/watch?v=BeXxTTT_2Oo

        --21
    ~Dirty Voicemail
    01.24.08 at 9:10 pm

11. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIGtf_ula8k

        --23
    ~Dirty Voicemail #2
    01.25.08 at 12:14 am

12. Dam telemarketers. No I dont want to buy property in kazakastan!

        --4
    ~Steve
    01.25.08 at 12:37 am

13. WTF!!!!!!!

        --12
    ~Bj
    01.25.08 at 3:03 am

14. FUCK YEAH I’m interested in long distance savings!!!

        --7
    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    01.25.08 at 3:21 am

15. No, you just didn’t say that…Tell me I heard you wrong motherf….?

        --7
    ~Robert
    01.25.08 at 5:07 am

16. WHAT?? No!!! I’m not going to believe a word of it!! You’re not in this damn little f…ing thing i am actually holding next to my ear!!…
    … Are You??

        --7
    ~Jan
    01.25.08 at 5:25 am

17. What a trois?!?!
    NO WAY!!!

        --6
    ~Capistrano
    01.25.08 at 11:18 am

18. keep it real, motherfucker!

        --10
    ~kojack
    01.25.08 at 11:24 am

19. Morpheus?…

        +42
    ~David B.
    01.25.08 at 1:17 pm

20. What? My knickers are on fire?

        --7
    ~Leonovski
    01.25.08 at 2:18 pm

21. Sandra, what’re you doin’ with my husbands phone?…You’re both gonna what?…But you can’t…I’m pregnant!

        --8
    ~TravestyEggs
    01.25.08 at 3:01 pm

22. …and then I’m gonna squirt it all fulla cream…

        --11
    ~BadEggz
    01.25.08 at 3:04 pm

23. Of course I’d like to star as Princess Lay in Star Whores 27…wait a sec…did you just say five orifices at once???

        --5
    ~Mr. Marc
    01.25.08 at 3:27 pm

24. Er…, wait a minute that I have been attacked by a LoompaLoompa

        --7
    ~theo
    01.25.08 at 8:41 pm

25. Oh shit! I forgot my panties again?

        +3
    ~Flora
    01.26.08 at 11:58 am

26. Hold on Beth, i’m trying to picture this…he just went for a big ole’ handful?

        --9
    ~Gaz
    01.26.08 at 10:18 pm

27. “excuse me, im in the middle of therapy…” now, all the energy will leave my hand and flow to your bod…”no! i said im in the middle of… what did you say about my sister?

        --10
    ~nimbod
    01.27.08 at 7:14 am

28. What do you mean we don’t have a Basketball??? You tellin’ me I’ve been dribbling a Pumpkin!

        --6
    ~ChiripaEnFlux
    01.27.08 at 12:35 pm

29. hello ?
    can i talk to my boyfriend please?
    WHAT? are you hiss girlfriend ?!

    *pieppieppieppiep*

        --10
    ~jimmy
    01.27.08 at 3:33 pm

30. Snake??,……Snake???…..
    Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!!!…

        --6
    ~Xente
    01.27.08 at 5:30 pm

31. I once caught a fish. It was big.

        +1
    ~Smotan
    01.27.08 at 7:32 pm

32. where’ve all the bristles gone on my hairbrush?

        --4
    ~Cat
    01.28.08 at 8:34 am

33. The Giants won the Super Bowl???!

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    01.28.08 at 11:35 am

34. no way! I’m pregnant? — i promise! it’s just the shirt. It make me look that way… okay okay, i’ve put on a few pounds…

        --8
    ~Josh
    01.28.08 at 1:39 pm

35. omg, i r pwnd??

        --5
    ~facjo
    01.28.08 at 4:14 pm

36. I can has cheezburger?

        --8
    ~Large Richard
    01.28.08 at 8:45 pm

37. oi

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    01.29.08 at 10:40 am

38. Yankees de mierda.

        --5
    ~lalo
    01.29.08 at 1:06 pm

39. hang up and i’ll jump.

        --5
    ~jean
    01.29.08 at 3:14 pm

40. My name is Szilvike.

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    01.29.08 at 4:49 pm

41. You are dumping me ?! For what reason ?

        --7
    ~matei
    02.01.08 at 3:49 am

42. “They have just shut down “thecleverest”? Then there’s no reason why i shouldn’t jump…”

        +4
    ~James
    02.01.08 at 9:03 am

43. Even do that I need it I won’t tell you my bra size!!

        --5
    ~Jose
    02.01.08 at 12:36 pm

44. 1 + 1 = 3

        --5
    ~Job
    02.02.08 at 5:04 am

45. Kenny is dead???

        +5
    ~Thesecondthought
    02.02.08 at 5:52 pm

46. hello? God?!? wait a minute, is this the father or the son?!?

        --2
    ~martyrdom cross
    02.03.08 at 1:26 pm

47. hello? God?!? how old are you? wait a minute, is this the father or the son?!?

        --4
    ~martyrdom cross
    02.03.08 at 1:28 pm

48. Hold on,you put how many hits in my drink?..

        --2
    ~john
    02.03.08 at 3:23 pm

49. dwhat?? I won the lottery?? f**kin………..hell yea!!!!

        +1
    ~LadyLike
    02.04.08 at 4:48 pm

50. Mary..calm down….I’m sure he isn’t dead yet…
    You should hit him again!!!

        +12
    ~LadyLike
    02.04.08 at 4:49 pm

51. Can you handel this size???
    How…..?

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    02.05.08 at 7:18 am

52. Oooooh girl, you should have saw me last night, POP, LOCK AND DROP IT!

        --2
    ~Gabriel
    02.05.08 at 12:52 pm

53. Wait a second… i think i’m floating… no… wait … wait… i’m just stoned

        +7
    ~Damien
    02.06.08 at 8:54 am

54. Hold on? You forgot condoms?

        +2
    ~Ado
    02.07.08 at 6:10 am

55. wait .. wait .. wait .. so whatcha` suggesting .. we can`t hire michael for the baby shower ?

        --1
    ~Mircione
    02.07.08 at 6:53 am

56. I hope you choke with a goat’s fury balls , Livia! The whole deal is off! Stop calling me!

        --1
    ~Mika
    02.07.08 at 9:38 am

57. Look, I got to go, my son is fucking my dog again,.

        +1
    ~Beker
    02.07.08 at 12:09 pm

58. What do you mean my husbands having a baby!!!

        --1
    ~littlejimmy
    02.07.08 at 4:39 pm

59. What do you mean, they have stolen my identity?

        --1
    ~Shaun
    02.07.08 at 11:47 pm

60. You slept with five of them….?

        --1
    ~Daors
    02.08.08 at 7:00 am

61. Wait wait wait…. you spent HOW much on Arcade mashines???

        +0
    ~Chris
    02.08.08 at 7:34 am

62. Come on, please open the window.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.08.08 at 11:18 am

63. Yo! Man! Hold on a minute. I got somethin’ to tell ya! You know that Whitechicks movie?…

        +0
    ~Joey
    02.08.08 at 11:21 am

64. Wait, hold on…. let me get this straight, you’d rather eat a hot dog with Clinton then f*ck me?

        +1
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:19 am

65. Now! you listen to me you prick, When you sold me this dildo, you assured the batteries would last longer than six hours. I want my money back.

        +0
    ~james barrington
    02.12.08 at 12:20 am

66. he told you 7 inches. No thats not possible. i had to help him find it.

        +0
    ~Syrim
    02.13.08 at 1:02 pm

67. Easter seals? I don’t care what kind of seals you have. I live in a condo and I don’t have any room in my bathroom for a seal. Last year some guy wanted me to have Christmas seals and I told him the same thing. Just DON’T CALL ME AGAIN!!!

        +1
    ~Indy
    02.26.08 at 6:13 pm

68. But doctor, each time I farth I end up on the roof.

        +1
    ~DenB
    02.27.08 at 1:06 am

69. What do you said ?
    My aerobic dress is full of insects !!!! ????

        +0
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 6:40 am

70. know what?? i am your bitch not your wife !!!

        +1
    ~just me
    04.02.08 at 3:53 am

71. Yeah yeah, i know the feeling. I would kill for a big mac right now.

        +0
    ~Imako
    04.11.08 at 9:35 am

72. I’m tired be insulted !!!

        +0
    ~Divatz
    04.17.08 at 8:28 am

73. wait… are you trying to say that my period calendar failed again?? oH! crap!

        +0
    ~pancho
    11.01.08 at 1:41 am

74. I’ll like to move it, move it….

        +0
    ~Mike
    12.19.08 at 6:23 pm

75. This hair straightener is not working

    or

    Haz how many calories?

        +0
    ~Philipp
    01.05.09 at 2:14 am

76. youre gay?

        +0
    ~danny
    08.04.09 at 11:42 am

77. i think someone pooped on my phone…

        +0
    ~jfk
    01.29.10 at 6:03 pm

78. wawawawawait. bitch said what?!?

        +0
    ~SarahRanee
    06.29.10 at 3:54 am

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