The Cleverest Responses (72)

1. Give me a sign!!

       +10
   ~Alexandr
   02.01.08 at 10:37 am

2. HELP!!!!!!
   Take me from here!!!!!!

       --12
   ~Alexandr
   02.01.08 at 10:37 am

3. Rise ytour hands for the Lord!!!!!!!!

       --15
   ~Alexandr
   02.01.08 at 10:38 am

4. Why I forgot my pen today???

       --14
   ~Alexandr
   02.01.08 at 10:38 am

5. I’m still virgin!

       --11
   ~Alexandr
   02.01.08 at 10:40 am

6. OH MY GOD, there is,AAAHHH, is him…Gary Coleman, GARYYYY, GARYYYY…

       +7
   ~Your sister
   02.01.08 at 10:52 am

7. I`m GAY!!!

       --11
   ~Red
   02.01.08 at 11:30 am

8. Look Bette Milder! AHHHHH! I love her!

       --7
   ~JamesSwarthow
   02.01.08 at 3:42 pm

9. No i’m Brian!

       --8
   ~Damien
   02.01.08 at 3:46 pm

10. I love you, Elton.

        --5
    ~carliosity
    02.01.08 at 6:52 pm

11. Whoops…Watch Out For My Pen

        --7
    ~The Hitcher
    02.01.08 at 7:19 pm

12. Oh my god!!!! It’s Kelly Clarkson!!!!!!

        --12
    ~scott D
    02.01.08 at 7:26 pm

13. oh noes nucler xplosn

        --8
    ~The funny part is that I can spell perfectly fine.
    02.01.08 at 9:37 pm

14. They killed Kenny!!!
    You BUSTERS!!!

        --5
    ~Alexandr
    02.01.08 at 11:26 pm

15. Let there be soup.

        --5
    ~Turnip
    02.02.08 at 1:14 am

16. Let’s all do a Mexican puke.

        --12
    ~BlondTrixy
    02.02.08 at 1:17 am

17. Britney!!! Show your tits!!! Show your… EWWWW!!! Put ‘em away!!! Put ‘em away!!!

        +36
    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    02.02.08 at 2:10 am

18. I’m afraid of americans….

        --11
    ~Alexandr
    02.02.08 at 3:22 am

19. Free condoms!!!

        +15
    ~YSL
    02.02.08 at 5:23 am

20. “Wow it’s… why is someone behind me holding a video projector???”

        --6
    ~James
    02.02.08 at 6:32 am

21. i’m not a girl
    not yet a women
    all i need ist love!

        --9
    ~kojack
    02.02.08 at 9:16 am

22. I want to live in Uzbekistan too!!!

        +3
    ~Vlad
    02.02.08 at 9:52 am

23. OOOO! Another loop!

        --3
    ~Thesecondthought
    02.02.08 at 5:41 pm

24. My bouquet!!! I wanna be married next!

        +4
    ~Thesecondthought
    02.02.08 at 5:47 pm

25. Superman has collided with the World Trade Center…uh oh, Batman’s hit the other one.

        --3
    ~NiceGirl
    02.03.08 at 10:58 am

26. Wahooo…who’d of thought you could kick a child that far.

        +1
    ~AntiEgg
    02.03.08 at 11:01 am

27. How should I head my column? Hmmm…Howabout, No Bounce Back for Bush after Charity Jump Disaster?

        --1
    ~YeahBaby
    02.03.08 at 11:17 am

28. GOAL…

        --4
    ~Cat
    02.03.08 at 12:14 pm

29. i’m ready to die too if you promise me life eternal!

        --6
    ~martyrdom cross
    02.03.08 at 1:02 pm

30. Look! A second plane took off on time! That makes two in 25 days!

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    02.03.08 at 6:58 pm

31. Man do these comments SUCK!!
    You people need to think harder….. Really.

        +15
    ~scott D
    02.03.08 at 8:32 pm

32. Hey!!! My Hairpiece!!!

        --6
    ~Larry L
    02.03.08 at 8:45 pm

33. Pick me! Pick me!!!

        --3
    ~vmm
    02.04.08 at 3:24 am

34. Give me a Vee!

    “VEE!!”

        --4
    ~Nick
    02.04.08 at 5:38 am

35. No Mr.Jackson, dont throw the baby!!!

        +13
    ~Alf
    02.04.08 at 7:09 am

36. Hey get us off here this planets too crowded

        +1
    ~matilda
    02.04.08 at 12:28 pm

37. FUCK THIS

        --3
    ~owen larson
    02.04.08 at 12:55 pm

38. CHEESE

        --5
    ~george foreman
    02.04.08 at 12:56 pm

39. Oh God,,Take me not him!!Please it’s horrible on Earth….

        --4
    ~Me
    02.04.08 at 4:11 pm

40. Can I have your autograph Mr. Godzilla?

        --1
    ~Jeff
    02.04.08 at 8:33 pm

41. I will catch your baby Michael!

        --2
    ~Amit.D
    02.05.08 at 7:52 am

42. OMG Brittany!, Can I get your autograph!

        --3
    ~Gabriel
    02.05.08 at 12:48 pm

43. Human rights are for Pussys!

        --3
    ~BAS
    02.06.08 at 6:15 pm

44. give me a comb !

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.08 at 6:41 pm

45. It wasn’t me who farted!!!

        --3
    ~PPI
    02.07.08 at 3:16 pm

46. Tehm three blokes in the water thought I had it bad!

        --2
    ~Shaun
    02.07.08 at 11:23 pm

47. free food for all!!!!

        --3
    ~cryin'
    02.08.08 at 1:50 pm

48. Hey Madonna wait! I too can vogue!

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    02.09.08 at 5:23 am

49. Hey Madonna wait! I too can vogue!

        --2
    ~Drull Blooder
    02.09.08 at 5:24 am

50. (aside) I knew the New Kids reunion would be a big deal.
    Donnie!!! Sign my chest! Donnie!!!

        +0
    ~Nick
    02.09.08 at 12:51 pm

51. Son!Come back!You forgot your school furniture!

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    02.09.08 at 1:35 pm

52. (everybody in tha house, com’on and let me hear you say “eeeeeeeeeeeooo”)
    EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.09.08 at 4:37 pm

53. oh no michael jackson is showing one of his kids again!!!!!

        --1
    ~salih123
    02.09.08 at 8:48 pm

54. I’m the perfect candidate for Wall Mart! I so love working for minimum rate!!!

        --2
    ~montrealpsycho
    02.10.08 at 5:05 am

55. I’m the perfect candidate for Wall Mart! I so love working minimum wage!!!

        --2
    ~montrealpsycho
    02.10.08 at 5:06 am

56. *Cheering* Yeah!!!!Clinton won the election!!!! **Silence** Oh wait….

        +0
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.11.08 at 1:13 am

57. Fuckme, It’s George Bush again.

    Taxi!

        +1
    ~James Barrington
    02.12.08 at 12:02 am

58. Sometimes i dream about you Mr. Beckham. Your wife is involved, but your still the star.

        --1
    ~Syrim
    02.13.08 at 12:57 pm

59. armpit smell!!!!

        --1
    ~plosca
    02.21.08 at 7:12 am

60. Obama! I know you have no voting record whatsoever, but you’re my Maaaaannn!!!!

        +0
    ~Lemmy Caution
    03.01.08 at 9:51 pm

61. YEahh !!
    i need new free pocket mobile Phone !!!

        --1
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 6:38 am

62. i love my bush¡¡¡¡

        --1
    ~francesca
    03.30.08 at 5:05 pm

63. Show us your tits!

        --1
    ~TARAKAN
    04.08.08 at 1:58 pm

64. 75% off?!?!?!?!

        --1
    ~Imako
    04.11.08 at 9:24 am

65. Yes, we all are different !! But I’m not !!!

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 10:14 am

66. oooohhh!! here they come!!! I still love you nick carter!!

        --1
    ~pancho
    11.01.08 at 1:37 am

67. oh the third pussy pic of paris hilton

        --1
    ~nameless
    01.10.09 at 3:37 pm

68. OMG! LIke, It’s Britney, Bitch!

        --1
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 2:11 am

69. Yes we Can!

        +0
    ~Obama
    03.07.09 at 9:19 pm

70. ewwwww!! that was a foul!! why dont you give a freekick!!???
    Damned referee!

        +0
    ~flow
    03.07.09 at 9:23 pm

71. Ballooooooon booooooooooy!

        +0
    ~Socrates
    10.22.09 at 8:30 am

72. OBAMA, GET YOUR PANTS DOWN MY MOUTH IS READY!

        +0
    ~Kenny
    09.25.10 at 9:11 pm

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