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No way that dude on the jet ski just took all our clothes while we were having a menage a trois. Worst family reunion EVER.
We three headed sea-beasties do a lot of sulking.
This is the biggest jacuzzi I’ve ever been in.
I hope my shit didnt float..
I`ts a nice day to drown.
Why anywhere I go i have that cloud upon my head?
If you both will tell me who made it with my boat I maybe think about killing you!!!!
I only flushed…..
I warned them about global warming!!!!!!!!!! But they didn’t listen to me!!!!!! Now see what have you done a$$holes!!!!!!
What has happened to Atlantis?
You will never cath me!!!!!!!!!
Lets swim over the Atlantic ocean he says!!! It will take only three weeks he says!!!!!!!! WE ARE HERE FOR YEAR!!!!!
Follow your Lord he says!!!! He forgot that we can’t walk on water?
Damn! water is cold!!!!!
If you think that I am dead you are wrong!!! I’m a mermaid))))) But I wont be so shure about those two loosers!!!
Martini??????????
i feel like a third weel!
we need more people to play poker!!!!
Is the pool bigger or we’re just smaller?
Looks like rain.
My new themed sea-food restaurant seems to be going swimmingly.
I don’t think Steve Irwin should be doin’ that.
Damn! it’s almost Fred’s turn to stand on MY shoulders.
Shuffleboard my ass!
There’s barnacles on my winkle.
Ok, now where’s my drink with the little umbrella?
Who left the tap running?
Is that a Lion bar floating?
Still waiting for the Big Wave….
Oh great, we are in the another Open water movie
What am I doing here?..
ohno, the jaws theme! i am doomed!
these suck
Oh no… not another “Open Water” sequel
After Katrina, New Orleans blows
“im actually a 3 foot tall midget standing up”
“every night, in my dreams, i see you, i heaaaaar youuu, my heart will go oooon….”
My body is over the ocean!!!!My bodey is over the sea…My bodey is over the ocean!!!Somebodey bring it to me!!!:D
i wonder if anyone else has a boner ?!…. i could start fishing with it …
Last night I dreamt of a backwards world, where HUMANS hunt DUCKS with decoys.
I feel just like Nerine Shatner. (anybody? anybody?)
Damn you Mr. Christian!
I think we went up the wrong fallopian tube…
OK then, where the hell are we?
It might rain, I can see a few clouds forming.
Oh!!I’m really like to pee!!
Thank god, the indians only reduce their heads…
GOD… Moses is late again!
now its time to get happy…
its the moment that im away from my wife…
:3
i wonder were the beach went?
Hey Timmy !? Is it you playing with my toe ?
You think were stranded? You should see the fella with the camera!
I could have sworn I dropped anchor before we jump in.
Area clear, prepare for interoceanic swimming.
Three years after Katrina, and still no help in sight!
it’s relly nice in here
why is this spot in the water so warm…. hmm…
I’ll move a little more to the left,and we’ll be a perfect triangle.OMG!It will be awesome.
Forgot to switch the ice rink on.
I’ve had a realization. This new condensation thing is not for us cloud people…
‘stranded at sea’
soo…. has anyone spotted mom, and the boat yet?
WHO BROUGHT CRABS 2 THE PARTY?
Wow! This dude can really hold his breath!
In case of emergency your head can be used as a flotation device…
dont look at me they said it was sunny all year round “very funny
“Is it just me or are we not in Kansas any more?” ~Arctic Ranger
holidays are for suckers.
We need to get some experience, so we can act perfectly in OPEN WATER 4 or 5… The Dierctor told us that we will get the job if we survive here for a whole month :D . Another 3 weeks and… we’ll be famous!!
What… is that… is that a Starbucks?
Noah: Damn… should’ve listened to God..
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Lilo with +35 points: I hope my shit didnt float.. [sic]
The loser, by Alexandr with –13 points: If you both will tell me who made it with my boat I maybe think about killing you!!!! [sic]
Mike Solomon lives in New York City where he works as Creative Director at Snooth. More »
Mike Solomon lives in New York City where he works as Creative Director at Snooth. More »
Recent Wines
No way that dude on the jet ski just took all our clothes while we were having a menage a trois. Worst family reunion EVER.
02.04.08 at 2:38 pm
We three headed sea-beasties do a lot of sulking.
02.04.08 at 2:40 pm
This is the biggest jacuzzi I’ve ever been in.
02.04.08 at 2:49 pm
I hope my shit didnt float..
02.04.08 at 3:00 pm
I`ts a nice day to drown.
02.04.08 at 3:46 pm
Why anywhere I go i have that cloud upon my head?
02.04.08 at 4:19 pm
If you both will tell me who made it with my boat I maybe think about killing you!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:26 pm
I only flushed…..
02.04.08 at 4:28 pm
I warned them about global warming!!!!!!!!!!
But they didn’t listen to me!!!!!!
Now see what have you done a$$holes!!!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:30 pm
What has happened to Atlantis?
02.04.08 at 4:32 pm
You will never cath me!!!!!!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:33 pm
Lets swim over the Atlantic ocean he says!!!
It will take only three weeks he says!!!!!!!!
WE ARE HERE FOR YEAR!!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:35 pm
Follow your Lord he says!!!!
He forgot that we can’t walk on water?
02.04.08 at 4:37 pm
Damn! water is cold!!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:39 pm
02.04.08 at 4:40 pm
If you think that I am dead you are wrong!!!
I’m a mermaid)))))
But I wont be so shure about those two loosers!!!
02.04.08 at 4:41 pm
Martini??????????
02.04.08 at 4:43 pm
i feel like a third weel!
02.04.08 at 4:49 pm
we need more people to play poker!!!!
02.04.08 at 4:54 pm
Is the pool bigger or we’re just smaller?
02.04.08 at 6:02 pm
Looks like rain.
02.04.08 at 7:20 pm
My new themed sea-food restaurant seems to be going swimmingly.
02.04.08 at 7:32 pm
I don’t think Steve Irwin should be doin’ that.
02.04.08 at 7:37 pm
Damn! it’s almost Fred’s turn to stand on MY shoulders.
02.04.08 at 8:29 pm
Shuffleboard my ass!
02.04.08 at 8:31 pm
There’s barnacles on my winkle.
02.05.08 at 1:14 am
Ok, now where’s my drink with the little umbrella?
02.05.08 at 3:03 am
Who left the tap running?
02.05.08 at 7:55 am
Is that a Lion bar floating?
02.05.08 at 7:57 am
Still waiting for the Big Wave….
02.05.08 at 9:30 am
Oh great, we are in the another Open water movie
02.05.08 at 12:51 pm
What am I doing here?..
02.05.08 at 1:33 pm
ohno, the jaws theme! i am doomed!
02.05.08 at 3:04 pm
these suck
02.05.08 at 4:02 pm
Oh no… not another “Open Water” sequel
02.05.08 at 5:38 pm
After Katrina, New Orleans blows
02.05.08 at 7:23 pm
“im actually a 3 foot tall midget standing up”
02.05.08 at 8:59 pm
“every night, in my dreams, i see you, i heaaaaar youuu, my heart will go oooon….”
02.06.08 at 3:51 am
My body is over the ocean!!!!My bodey is over the sea…My bodey is over the ocean!!!Somebodey bring it to me!!!:D
02.06.08 at 8:09 am
i wonder if anyone else has a boner ?!…. i could start fishing with it …
02.06.08 at 8:56 am
Last night I dreamt of a backwards world, where HUMANS hunt DUCKS with decoys.
02.06.08 at 1:31 pm
I feel just like Nerine Shatner. (anybody? anybody?)
02.06.08 at 3:24 pm
Damn you Mr. Christian!
02.06.08 at 5:29 pm
I think we went up the wrong fallopian tube…
02.06.08 at 10:40 pm
OK then, where the hell are we?
02.07.08 at 1:49 am
It might rain, I can see a few clouds forming.
02.07.08 at 8:21 am
Oh!!I’m really like to pee!!
02.07.08 at 10:57 am
Thank god, the indians only reduce their heads…
02.07.08 at 12:03 pm
GOD… Moses is late again!
02.07.08 at 3:11 pm
now its time to get happy…
its the moment that im away from my wife…
:3
02.07.08 at 3:48 pm
i wonder were the beach went?
02.07.08 at 4:42 pm
Hey Timmy !? Is it you playing with my toe ?
02.07.08 at 10:48 pm
You think were stranded? You should see the fella with the camera!
02.07.08 at 11:17 pm
I could have sworn I dropped anchor before we jump in.
02.08.08 at 10:24 am
Area clear, prepare for interoceanic swimming.
02.08.08 at 10:38 am
Three years after Katrina, and still no help in sight!
02.08.08 at 12:58 pm
it’s relly nice in here
02.08.08 at 1:45 pm
why is this spot in the water so warm…. hmm…
02.08.08 at 4:02 pm
I’ll move a little more to the left,and we’ll be a perfect triangle.OMG!It will be awesome.
02.08.08 at 5:21 pm
Forgot to switch the ice rink on.
02.08.08 at 6:03 pm
I’ve had a realization. This new condensation thing is not for us cloud people…
02.08.08 at 6:33 pm
‘stranded at sea’
soo….
has anyone spotted mom, and the boat yet?
02.08.08 at 10:24 pm
WHO BROUGHT CRABS 2 THE PARTY?
02.09.08 at 12:33 am
Wow! This dude can really hold his breath!
02.09.08 at 12:46 pm
In case of emergency your head can be used as a flotation device…
02.09.08 at 4:38 pm
dont look at me they said it was sunny all year round “very funny
02.10.08 at 5:59 am
“Is it just me or are we not in Kansas any more?”
~Arctic Ranger
02.11.08 at 1:07 am
holidays are for suckers.
02.11.08 at 6:50 am
We need to get some experience, so we can act perfectly in OPEN WATER 4 or 5… The Dierctor told us that we will get the job if we survive here for a whole month :D . Another 3 weeks and… we’ll be famous!!
02.11.08 at 9:15 am
What… is that… is that a Starbucks?
02.11.08 at 1:22 pm
Noah: Damn… should’ve listened to God..
02.12.08 at 9:14 pm
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Lilo with +35 points:
I hope my shit didnt float.. [sic]
The loser, by Alexandr with –13 points:
If you both will tell me who made it with my boat I maybe think about killing you!!!! [sic]
02.15.08 at 3:00 pm