…and that’s how I solved the case of the missing Pringles guy’s mustache…
+25
~John Cocktoasten 03.10.08 at 11:45 am
On behalf of the Department of Homeland Security, I’d like to welcome you to the United States. Good luck with your flight training!
+4
~Jimmy McCrapplepants 03.10.08 at 11:50 am
He has a hormone disorder thats why he’s wearing a small rodent on his upper lip…it helps him feel like a man.
--7
~Bobby 03.10.08 at 12:00 pm
Heh heh! He didn’t notice the passports I sold him are for the “United States of I’m-a-terrorist”
--9
~Anonymous 03.10.08 at 2:23 pm
So now we’ve got everything:
One for the passport control, one for the final getaway and the fire-proof one for the FBI to be found in the ruins…
--6
~Rome 03.10.08 at 2:25 pm
I turned in 500,000 green stamps! I finally get that pith helmet!
--3
~Anonymous 03.10.08 at 2:26 pm
Damn, he DOES have a passport for his mustache!
+20
~Jeff Omalanz-Hood 03.10.08 at 2:30 pm
Yes Mr. Solomon, we will make sure your stay here in Russia is interesting, very interesting indeed!
+8
~Jeff 03.10.08 at 7:27 pm
The NEXT time I go on a martyrdom mission, I’m not going with morons like…Oh…wait…
--7
~Jeff 03.10.08 at 7:43 pm
Good, more Americans to cavity search! I am the Ayatollah of up your hole’a! The Sheik of spread the cheek! The Shah of fart ahhhhh! Sharif of touch your back teef! The Emir of…
--6
~Jeff 03.10.08 at 7:50 pm
Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.
--13
~Borat Sagdiev 03.11.08 at 5:15 am
“Welcome to Bollywood’s Magnum P.I. Film School and Tech Support University. Please leave your passports and $500 U.S. on the table so I will not need to remove your fingernails…”
--4
~Kevin Raymond 03.11.08 at 2:50 pm
I, Inspector Cluso will have the upper hand again as soon as I PUT this GLOVE on…
--7
~curt 03.11.08 at 3:26 pm
guess he’s related to borat
--7
~chris 03.11.08 at 4:38 pm
GO-GO-GADGET MUSTACHE!
--4
~Vincenzo 03.11.08 at 4:54 pm
Am I still napping and this is part of my dream??? Oh wait – there’s my oscillating fan, telescope, Jumanji headware, and ol’ Tatoo from “Fantasy island”… yep, I’m awake.
--4
~Vincenzo 03.11.08 at 5:00 pm
NOT A CAPTION… Jeff… try to write a caption that doesn’t involve a reference to Mike Solomn. No one likes a kiss-ass.
--5
~Vincenzo 03.11.08 at 5:04 pm
NOT A CAPTION…So sue me, I like an inside joke. It appears others do as well. And if you look, you will see few of my captions mention M.S. (who, by the way, is a very handsome, intelligent, kindly man and a creative genius, who I admire greatly).
--4
~Jeff 03.11.08 at 5:48 pm
NOT A CAPTAIN… but maybe someday I’ll make deputy.
This is my new job. “Vote for Pedro” can only get me so far.
--8
~Sam 03.13.08 at 5:21 am
It’s hard to be american… and have voted for George Bush…
--7
~Peter Brown 03.13.08 at 2:43 pm
Durka Durka Mohammed jihad!!
Did I tell you I like your balls!
--3
~scott D 03.16.08 at 10:38 pm
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Fellow with +15 points: It’s hard to be brazilian.
The loser, by Borat Sagdiev with –12 points: Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.
--2
~Mike Solomon 03.17.08 at 6:35 am
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It’s hard to be brazilian.
03.10.08 at 8:33 am
This gloves are itchy :(
03.10.08 at 11:37 am
…and that’s how I solved the case of the missing Pringles guy’s mustache…
03.10.08 at 11:45 am
On behalf of the Department of Homeland Security, I’d like to welcome you to the United States. Good luck with your flight training!
03.10.08 at 11:50 am
He has a hormone disorder thats why he’s wearing a small rodent on his upper lip…it helps him feel like a man.
03.10.08 at 12:00 pm
Heh heh! He didn’t notice the passports I sold him are for the “United States of I’m-a-terrorist”
03.10.08 at 2:23 pm
So now we’ve got everything:
One for the passport control, one for the final getaway and the fire-proof one for the FBI to be found in the ruins…
03.10.08 at 2:25 pm
I turned in 500,000 green stamps! I finally get that pith helmet!
03.10.08 at 2:26 pm
Damn, he DOES have a passport for his mustache!
03.10.08 at 2:30 pm
Yes Mr. Solomon, we will make sure your stay here in Russia is interesting, very interesting indeed!
03.10.08 at 7:27 pm
The NEXT time I go on a martyrdom mission, I’m not going with morons like…Oh…wait…
03.10.08 at 7:43 pm
Good, more Americans to cavity search! I am the Ayatollah of up your hole’a! The Sheik of spread the cheek! The Shah of fart ahhhhh! Sharif of touch your back teef! The Emir of…
03.10.08 at 7:50 pm
Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.
03.11.08 at 5:15 am
“Welcome to Bollywood’s Magnum P.I. Film School and Tech Support University. Please leave your passports and $500 U.S. on the table so I will not need to remove your fingernails…”
03.11.08 at 2:50 pm
I, Inspector Cluso will have the upper hand again as soon as I PUT this GLOVE on…
03.11.08 at 3:26 pm
guess he’s related to borat
03.11.08 at 4:38 pm
GO-GO-GADGET MUSTACHE!
03.11.08 at 4:54 pm
Am I still napping and this is part of my dream??? Oh wait – there’s my oscillating fan, telescope, Jumanji headware, and ol’ Tatoo from “Fantasy island”… yep, I’m awake.
03.11.08 at 5:00 pm
NOT A CAPTION… Jeff… try to write a caption that doesn’t involve a reference to Mike Solomn. No one likes a kiss-ass.
03.11.08 at 5:04 pm
NOT A CAPTION…So sue me, I like an inside joke. It appears others do as well. And if you look, you will see few of my captions mention M.S. (who, by the way, is a very handsome, intelligent, kindly man and a creative genius, who I admire greatly).
03.11.08 at 5:48 pm
NOT A CAPTAIN… but maybe someday I’ll make deputy.
03.11.08 at 5:51 pm
I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse!
(watch out for horse heads in your bed!!!)
03.12.08 at 12:59 am
Eduardo has been staring at that wall all day. It’s starting to creep me out a little.
03.12.08 at 12:09 pm
heh, heh. I’m gonna slap Eduardo in the face with my glove while he’s got his back turned.
03.12.08 at 12:17 pm
This is my new job. “Vote for Pedro” can only get me so far.
03.13.08 at 5:21 am
It’s hard to be american… and have voted for George Bush…
03.13.08 at 2:43 pm
Durka Durka Mohammed jihad!!
Did I tell you I like your balls!
03.16.08 at 10:38 pm
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Fellow with +15 points:
It’s hard to be brazilian.
The loser, by Borat Sagdiev with –12 points:
Hello English friend. What what what! My name is Borat. Like English Barry, but people call me Steve. A year ago I come to England and make many reportings. In this program you can watch them and also see more about my life in Kazakhstan. I hope you will like. It is nice. I like.
03.17.08 at 6:35 am