The Cleverest Responses (54)

1. He really does love that grass.

       --7
   ~Phillip
   02.17.08 at 11:56 pm

2. This is so embarrassing.

       +29
   ~David
   02.18.08 at 12:00 am

3. I just hate it when he craps in the yard and makes me run over it.

       +3
   ~David
   02.18.08 at 1:09 am

4. Mow the lawn or munch the lawn..

       --2
   ~Van Souza
   02.18.08 at 1:13 am

5. *sigh* I wish I were a car.

       --3
   ~Chris
   02.18.08 at 1:20 am

6. DO IT! DO IT PORKY!

       --10
   ~nimbod
   02.18.08 at 6:48 am

7. I guess it’s my turn to eat the grass again.

       --10
   ~captainloozer
   02.18.08 at 11:43 am

8. Why do I think? It must be him!!!

       --14
   ~Alexandr
   02.18.08 at 4:02 pm

9. I hope there is no his poo!!

       --12
   ~Alexandr
   02.18.08 at 4:03 pm

10. I!!!
    NEED!!!!
    SOME!!!!
    GASOLINE!!!!!!!!

        --11
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:04 pm

11. The Lawnmower Pig

        --13
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:06 pm

12. If you see pig behing me, you are drunk!!! or smoked!!!
    Or just idiot!

        --15
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:08 pm

13. Up, up, and away!!!

        --18
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:09 pm

14. America!!!!!!!!!! You are next!!!!!

        --10
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:11 pm

15. Canabis fields…..
    Yeah……

        --5
    ~Alexandr
    02.18.08 at 4:13 pm

16. Well at least she isn’t making me wear the strap on!

        +0
    ~scott D
    02.18.08 at 5:28 pm

17. I turn up to this fancy dress rave with my pig of a boyfriend and the only other people here are Tree and Hedge, my embarassing parents.

        --11
    ~carliosity
    02.18.08 at 6:50 pm

18. i cant belive i lost the bet!

        +2
    ~TheSecondThough
    02.18.08 at 7:05 pm

19. Mowin Pig. Mowin Pig.
    Does whatever a Mowin Pig does.

        +0
    ~David B.
    02.18.08 at 7:33 pm

20. Police cars are getting smaller.

        --9
    ~SpeckledEggs
    02.18.08 at 11:19 pm

21. Thinks he can push me around all day, the pig.

        +9
    ~TripleYolk
    02.18.08 at 11:21 pm

22. i never could do hands

        --8
    ~Mr Longden
    02.19.08 at 2:02 am

23. Leave my ass alone!!!

        --12
    ~Alexandr
    02.19.08 at 4:52 am

24. I bet he’s bacon hot in that outfit.

        --3
    ~SpanishFlyOmlette
    02.19.08 at 5:43 am

25. Pork id. (and he used to be such a little lamb)

        --5
    ~Eggnog
    02.19.08 at 5:49 am

26. brrzzzzzzzzzzzz

        --4
    ~dood
    02.19.08 at 6:48 am

27. Mom , Is that you ??

        --8
    ~Talle
    02.19.08 at 8:10 am

28. Where’s the big bad wolf when you need him?

        --3
    ~Jeff
    02.19.08 at 11:14 am

29. Woof! Why didn’t I get the pig costume? Woof!

        --9
    ~Jeff
    02.19.08 at 11:17 am

30. Ain’t reincarnation a bitch?

        +7
    ~Gabe
    02.19.08 at 2:10 pm

31. No, God. I said “sing a song with Tim Curry” not “mow the lawn with a Furry.”

        --4
    ~Gabe
    02.19.08 at 2:44 pm

32. vrruuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    vrrrrrrrrrr

        --7
    ~dood
    02.19.08 at 3:46 pm

33. THESE ALL SUCK!! Think before you type people!
    You can all, ( including myself ) do better than this.

        +0
    ~scott D
    02.19.08 at 9:40 pm

34. This lawn ain’t moving anymore! Grrrr

        --4
    ~Danae
    02.20.08 at 3:49 am

35. I wish I were scott D

        +0
    ~Gabe
    02.20.08 at 10:17 am

36. Weirdest. Dream. Ever.

        +0
    ~Joshua
    02.20.08 at 1:04 pm

37. I cans makes comments……. Infinite exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I’m stupid Ukrainian or some weird shit!

        --5
    ~Idiot Alexandr
    02.20.08 at 1:18 pm

38. Shit!! Pulled over by the pigs, and I’m carrying grass!! How am I gonna talk my way outta this one….?

        +13
    ~Harry
    02.20.08 at 1:47 pm

39. vive la france

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    02.20.08 at 2:18 pm

40. I should have bet him more on the Giants winning the Superbowl.

        --6
    ~Vincenzo
    02.20.08 at 4:31 pm

41. If he knew I was Jewish then he probably wouldn’t have worn it. Christians are so ignorant sometimes.

        --3
    ~Vincenzo
    02.20.08 at 4:39 pm

42. Arkansas fans are truly the most obnoxious.

        --3
    ~Vincenzo
    02.20.08 at 4:46 pm

43. What a cretin…

        --6
    ~qae
    02.21.08 at 10:40 am

44. les get to mowin mutha fucka

        --2
    ~mutha fucka
    02.21.08 at 12:14 pm

45. *sigh* The things I do for easter…. good thing the kids havn’t realised this is a pig costume.

        --3
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.21.08 at 10:42 pm

46. lol woops the bubble is over the lawn mower

        --5
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.21.08 at 10:44 pm

47. Babe was a friend of mine.
    You are no Babe.

        +1
    ~John
    02.21.08 at 11:33 pm

48. And this is just what he wears in public!

        --2
    ~Megan Jackson
    02.22.08 at 12:42 am

49. If you thought the guy in the pig-suit was weird, what about a thinking lawnmover?!

        +7
    ~aphex
    02.22.08 at 12:35 pm

50. That idiot! She said she wanted a “Big long round one” not a “Pig lawn groundsman.”

        --1
    ~Jeff
    02.22.08 at 7:01 pm

51. Maby i can turn around?

        --2
    ~marv
    02.23.08 at 11:03 am

52. Foot to blade… Foor to blade… If I concentrate I can make him… FOOT – TO – BLADE!!

        --1
    ~Sally Taco
    02.23.08 at 6:13 pm

53. HEEEELP!!!

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    02.24.08 at 3:07 pm

54. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by Harry with +7 points:
    Shit!! Pulled over by the pigs, and I’m carrying grass!! How am I gonna talk my way outta this one….?

    The loser, by Alexandr with –16 points:
    Up, up, and away!!!

        --1
    ~Mike Solomon
    02.25.08 at 12:33 am