The Cleverest Responses (25)

1. i need a redbull

       +8
   ~anner
   03.17.08 at 7:11 am

2. The bitch is back!

       --4
   ~Jeff
   03.17.08 at 8:36 am

3. All my friends know the low rider

       --10
   ~DaveyBridges
   03.17.08 at 8:40 am

4. Hmm…them bitches ain’t seen a fly dog with bling bling, they be barking for me - woof?

       --14
   ~spazzmeister
   03.17.08 at 12:12 pm

5. i got to get those bonnes out the trunck.

       --14
   ~Fellow
   03.17.08 at 12:32 pm

6. True Hollywood Story: The Taco Bell Dog…

       --5
   ~Fred
   03.17.08 at 2:03 pm

7. Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas!

       --4
   ~Kevin Raymond
   03.17.08 at 2:37 pm

8. Triumph reporting from nowhere!
   It sucks!!

       --11
   ~Andy
   03.17.08 at 5:08 pm

9. There has to be a hydrant around here SOMEWHERE!

       --2
   ~Jeff
   03.17.08 at 6:49 pm

10. So thirsty…need water…Wait! Is that a mirage or is there really a giant toilet bowl on the horizon!

        --9
    ~Jeff
    03.17.08 at 6:56 pm

11. Evolution’s a wonderful thing. Instead of chasing rabbits on foot and getting all sweaty and dirty, now I just mow ‘em down at 80 miles an hour.

        --8
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    03.17.08 at 7:40 pm

12. Man, Mike always gets me into these ridiculous photo shoots!!! Someday I’ll have vengeance!!!

        --13
    ~indiebrianna
    03.17.08 at 9:18 pm

13. Which bored ass, took this pic of me??

        --13
    ~Luis
    03.18.08 at 12:17 am

14. i have a car, i have a money, i have an authority, but i aint happy!!!
    where is a paradise???

        --11
    ~Adil
    03.18.08 at 6:58 am

15. Obama will never defeat me!

    (Hey, someone was going to say it)

        --9
    ~Jeff
    03.18.08 at 10:19 am

16. Shit! Cops!

        --9
    ~Buddy
    03.18.08 at 11:49 am

17. gringo…fuck you puto baboso.

        --8
    ~petardo
    03.19.08 at 6:44 am

18. I shouldn’ t let him drive it ever again, he only uses it for the looks, and he never puts petrol in! damn men!

        --7
    ~alij
    03.19.08 at 10:07 am

19. That bitch just cut me off. It’s probably a cat driver or an illegal chihuaha.

        --7
    ~Vincenzo
    03.19.08 at 10:29 am

20. I might seem like a highly sophisticated dog to you, but I still lick myself one ball at a time just like everyone else.

        --4
    ~John Cocktoasten
    03.19.08 at 10:53 am

21. Well John Cocktoasten, the dog …. judging by what it’s wearing around it’s neck might be a female or just gay….. Your dogs gay.

        --5
    ~scott D
    03.19.08 at 11:03 am

22. Well Scott, I see your canine gaydar is functioning properly. Now go back to dipping your balls in gravy and hanging out at the animal shelter.

        --4
    ~John Cocktoasten
    03.22.08 at 1:36 pm

23. bang bang…

    now lets kill Bill!!!

    MUAHAHAHA `´

        +1
    ~ainainaina
    03.24.08 at 3:12 pm

24. This’ll teach her to leave me in the car on a hot day!

        +6
    ~Jeff
    03.25.08 at 7:03 pm

25. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by anner with +2 points:
    i need a redbull

    The loser, by spazzmeister with –14 points:
    Hmm…them bitches ain’t seen a fly dog with bling bling, they be barking for me - woof?

        +1
    ~Mike Solomon
    03.25.08 at 9:53 pm