The Cleverest Responses (40)

1. Oh Crap…. Bad place to put a chair.

       +9
   ~scott D
   02.12.08 at 5:34 pm

2. I thought the CEO would fire me when I overstated our net income by $225 million last quarter, but instead he put me in charge of the company’s liquid assets on this deserted island. I wonder what that means . . .

       --7
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   02.12.08 at 6:13 pm

3. Phew, this sun is HOT. Might just take a little paddle in the sea to cool off.

       --10
   ~crashedEggs
   02.12.08 at 6:17 pm

4. I think someone wants me to wave.

       --7
   ~carliosity
   02.12.08 at 6:30 pm

5. Yo ho yo ho, a CEO of a megacorperation’s life for meee!

       --9
   ~Bond. James Bond
   02.12.08 at 7:57 pm

6. DOnt anybody think it is wet?

       --9
   ~Alexandr
   02.13.08 at 5:49 am

7. 5 seconds before i was working in Microsoft building.
   Someone flushed us at last?

       --4
   ~Alexandr
   02.13.08 at 5:51 am

8. I will never spent my vacation on submarines top again!

       --7
   ~Alexandr
   02.13.08 at 5:53 am

9. Something happened to my pool!

       --5
   ~Alexandr
   02.13.08 at 5:53 am

10. Soon i will join to those three from caption February 4th, 2008

        --5
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 5:55 am

11. In desert a shouted:
    -WATER!! WATER!!!

    What should I shout now?
    -SAND?

        --7
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 5:56 am

12. I so hard need to pee…
    Main object is don’t think about water!

        --2
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 5:57 am

13. Enjoy the silence…
    (Depeche Mode)
    Not included fragment because of death of stunt

        --9
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 5:59 am

14. I forgot my shoes!!!

        --12
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:04 am

15. I hope water is not from sewer

        --9
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:06 am

16. Global warming.

        --4
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:07 am

17. Jeff is an asshole!
    He told it wont touch me.

        --11
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:08 am

18. Dont worry. Be happy….

        --9
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:09 am

19. Cool drugs!

        +1
    ~Alexandr
    02.13.08 at 6:09 am

20. im finna jack myself off 2 sleep

        --8
    ~homie j
    02.13.08 at 12:11 pm

21. …as my boss said, he plans to connect work and leisure, i didnt think it it’s going to work that good

        --7
    ~James
    02.13.08 at 12:17 pm

22. not even that crazy whore i forgot to pay could track me here

        --6
    ~Syrim
    02.13.08 at 12:43 pm

23. I ate that whole packet of Starburst and not even one wave hit me …

        +8
    ~David B.
    02.13.08 at 4:36 pm

24. Awww nothiing like a nice sunny day in the office…. wait a minute….

        --6
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.13.08 at 10:08 pm

25. Katrina on my mind.

        --3
    ~Vincenzo
    02.14.08 at 12:26 am

26. I wonder if the acid will wear off before my 2 o’clock meeting…

        --1
    ~Mike Solomon
    02.14.08 at 11:03 am

27. Why is Cathy the receptionist shouting “Sue Mommy?” Why would she sue her own mother?

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    02.14.08 at 12:00 pm

28. I’m Chairman of the SURF Board!

        +1
    ~Jeff
    02.14.08 at 12:05 pm

29. The goggles! They do nothing!

        --5
    ~David B.
    02.14.08 at 12:47 pm

30. So THIS is what it’s like being god… Where the hell is Noah?

        --3
    ~yo1122
    02.14.08 at 3:00 pm

31. dang it. now that loud rushing sounds makes me need to pee… at least i don’t have to go anywhere to do it. who will know that i peed in my pants?

        --3
    ~Josh
    02.15.08 at 2:31 pm

32. Is this how i make a green box?

        --2
    ~Josh
    02.15.08 at 2:34 pm

33. hold hold wait for it..

        --3
    ~bombpalm
    02.16.08 at 3:20 am

34. I wonder if there is hooker around here..

        --4
    ~Komimis
    02.16.08 at 5:18 am

35. Hmm… did I file those TPS reports today?

    Yeah, it’s all good.

    Wish I had a drink or something…

        --2
    ~dsheets
    02.16.08 at 9:17 am

36. Just don`t panic.

        --3
    ~LogikA
    02.16.08 at 10:20 am

37. That TV Show really under-rates being stranded on a tropical island…

        --2
    ~The Hitcher
    02.17.08 at 9:42 am

38. They laughed at me when I told them I was going to be the first person to go around the world backwards on a chair using one leg. They said it couldn’t be done. I’ll show them…

        +8
    ~Fred
    02.17.08 at 3:47 pm

39. this sun is HOT. Might just take a little paddle in the sea to cool off.

        --1
    ~azd
    02.17.08 at 9:08 pm

40. Contest Closed!

    Tied for winner, by Alexandr with +3 points:
    Cool drugs!

    Tied for winner, by David B. with +3 points:
    I ate that whole packet of Starburst and not even one wave hit me …

    The loser, by Alexandr with –12 points:
    I forgot my shoes!!!

        +0
    ~Mike Solomon
    02.18.08 at 11:50 pm