The Cleverest Responses (43)

1. I’ve got wood!

       +34
   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   02.21.08 at 12:31 am

2. Until I get my Batcave up and running, this will have to do.

       +5
   ~Mike Solomon
   02.21.08 at 12:39 am

3. Nobody beats my prices on firewood or my name isn’t Underpants Alexandr!!!

       +4
   ~Dmitri Buttstain
   02.21.08 at 12:39 am

4. Gawd, I pulled out one stick of kindling and the whole damned thing collapsed!

       --7
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   02.21.08 at 12:45 am

5. I picked a bad time to lose my Logophobia medication!!!

       --9
   ~John Cocktoasten
   02.21.08 at 12:57 am

6. Run. Forest. Run!

   (someone had to say it)

       +38
   ~David B.
   02.21.08 at 1:01 am

7. They’re gaining on me.

       --11
   ~carliosity
   02.21.08 at 1:18 am

8. Hello Darling, I’ve brought you a present.

       --4
   ~ClammyEggs
   02.21.08 at 1:30 am

9. Here I am, the russian Adam Sandler.

       --9
   ~Chris
   02.21.08 at 1:45 am

10. I hate it when they all talk at once.

        --7
    ~Ovoid
    02.21.08 at 2:04 am

11. Am I cool? Oh yeahhh….! Woody cool

        --14
    ~Florin
    02.21.08 at 5:00 am

12. What does THIS dream mean?!?!?

        +5
    ~scott D
    02.21.08 at 8:59 am

13. America, you are next !

        --10
    ~dood
    02.21.08 at 10:07 am

14. Enzyte gave me lots of woods.

        --6
    ~lupakitty
    02.21.08 at 2:00 pm

15. Woody woodpeeker is ataking!!!!!

        --8
    ~Alexandr
    02.21.08 at 5:48 pm

16. Must stop Saw!!!

        --6
    ~Alexandr
    02.21.08 at 5:50 pm

17. Morning wood))))

        --5
    ~Alexandr
    02.21.08 at 5:53 pm

18. I hate beavers!!!

        --7
    ~Alexandr
    02.21.08 at 5:54 pm

19. I just need a toothpick

        --5
    ~Alexandr
    02.21.08 at 6:05 pm

20. [If I squint the ends of the logs look like the heads of cheering spectators]

        --4
    ~Horehay
    02.21.08 at 6:46 pm

21. Welcome to MY jungle!!!

        --10
    ~DaniBoy
    02.21.08 at 10:03 pm

22. Look out here comes underwear man and his army of wood minions

        --10
    ~Arctic Ranger
    02.21.08 at 10:46 pm

23. Chipper in the distance!

        --8
    ~dsheets
    02.22.08 at 1:24 am

24. hernya

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    02.22.08 at 10:05 am

25. Er, am I in a Derek Jarman film or what?

        --2
    ~aphex
    02.22.08 at 12:37 pm

26. Mike Solomon said he added a “Log in” feature, but this is crazy!

        +6
    ~Jeff
    02.22.08 at 4:11 pm

27. OK! You caber tossers DON”T look gay in those kilts! Sheesh

        +0
    ~Jeff
    02.22.08 at 4:13 pm

28. I like to fish

        --8
    ~dood
    02.22.08 at 5:37 pm

29. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…No! Please don’t throw sticks!

        --3
    ~Jeff
    02.22.08 at 7:04 pm

30. i am the poor Wood master! fear me!

        --5
    ~TheSecondThought
    02.22.08 at 8:07 pm

31. Morning wood I can understand, but this is ridiculous!

        --1
    ~dsheets
    02.23.08 at 12:49 am

32. My ass will hurt !

        --6
    ~Cosmin
    02.23.08 at 6:54 am

33. OH NO ! The bark-bettles are coming !!

        --6
    ~marv
    02.23.08 at 11:08 am

34. I’m such a twig.

        --4
    ~Sally Taco
    02.23.08 at 6:07 pm

35. Did you hear me say “twig”? I meant twink.

        --2
    ~Sally Taco
    02.23.08 at 6:14 pm

36. (Indiana Jones theme song playing)

        --1
    ~Matheus
    02.23.08 at 9:36 pm

37. Is it a beaver??
    Is it a lumberjack??
    NO, IT’S WOODPILE MAN!!

    …

    Shit, I forgot my suit again…

        --1
    ~Harry
    02.24.08 at 3:26 am

38. I need friends

        --1
    ~ainainaina
    02.24.08 at 3:06 pm

39. You don’t have to be Freud to analyze this dream!

        +0
    ~Jeff
    02.25.08 at 3:26 pm

40. Woodstock, here i come!!

        --2
    ~Dice
    02.26.08 at 3:15 am

41. wanna play with my wood??

        --1
    ~DenB
    02.27.08 at 12:56 am

42. How do you like THIS woody harrelson

        --1
    ~rr
    02.27.08 at 12:54 pm

43. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by David B. with +25 points:
    Run. Forest. Run!

    (someone had to say it)

    The loser, by Florin with –12 points:
    Am I cool? Oh yeahhh….! Woody cool

        +3
    ~Mike Solomon
    02.28.08 at 8:53 am