The Cleverest Responses (30)

1. This is hilarious! I’ve been hiding like this in Mike Solomon’s apartment for four days, and he hasn’t spotted me yet!

       +67
   ~Jeff
   02.28.08 at 1:37 pm

2. I will not drink too much at the office party ever again. I will not drink too much at the office party ever again. I will not…

       +34
   ~Umpwah R. Gender
   02.28.08 at 1:39 pm

3. i own at hide and seek!

       --11
   ~didi
   02.28.08 at 1:41 pm

4. Someone please…
   Anyone..

       --19
   ~The Hitcher
   02.28.08 at 1:41 pm

5. Look mom, no hands!

       --16
   ~didi
   02.28.08 at 1:45 pm

6. Turn me On please

   Niot:(

       --9
   ~The Hitcher
   02.28.08 at 1:53 pm

7. Well…I guess that was one dick joke too many.

       --7
   ~Gabe
   02.28.08 at 3:09 pm

8. …losing my religion…

       --7
   ~Mike Solomon
   02.28.08 at 3:11 pm

9. I like lamping.

       --9
   ~Sally Taco
   02.28.08 at 6:00 pm

10. Billy was born in 1972 at the height of the use of earth tones and shades of brown.

    Now at 35, Billy has lost his mind. Married for 5 years, you are looking at a man who has just finalized his divorce and is left in an empty bedroom unable to cope with the unusual amounts of brown that he now realizes ruined his marriage.

    Left with the only thing remaining in the house, Billy stands in complete shock, staring blankly into the side wall of a white lamp shade.

    Representing what is clean and pure, the white lamp shade stands in deep contrast to the insurmountable loneliness that was created by shades of brown.

        +9
    ~Sally Taco
    02.28.08 at 6:22 pm

11. I always thought working as an agent in the CIA would be harder

        +9
    ~Sparky
    02.28.08 at 7:26 pm

12. I thought those two new guys in Apt. B3 would like to see my antique furniture and plasma TV, but they just wanted to play hide and seek. It sounded like they were moving something. I wonder if . . .

        +10
    ~Gozinga
    02.28.08 at 8:49 pm

13. They said be good boy we won’t shoot you if you count to billion

        --11
    ~Dan
    02.28.08 at 9:44 pm

14. it’s so lonely being The Stig…

        --5
    ~Mr Longden
    02.28.08 at 9:44 pm

15. I have a bright idea!…but my cloud should be a light-bulb.

        --9
    ~aphex
    02.29.08 at 4:44 am

16. I like doin’this.I remember doin’ it as a kid.

        --10
    ~leonovski
    02.29.08 at 5:20 am

17. I wanna be a car head-light when I grow up.

        --8
    ~carliosity
    02.29.08 at 5:23 am

18. Madness? This is Sparta!… hrrhrr

        --8
    ~Jake
    02.29.08 at 12:54 pm

19. man, she has a funny idea of foreplay

        +13
    ~Zlikovac
    02.29.08 at 1:56 pm

20. Yeah, they ran out of paint rollers…

        --9
    ~Robert Werntz
    02.29.08 at 3:27 pm

21. I are lamp!
    I lite ur room!

        --7
    ~indiebrianna
    02.29.08 at 11:03 pm

22. When I saw the script was titled “Blair Witch 3: Witch in the City” I should have fired my agent and ran.

        --2
    ~Jeff
    03.01.08 at 1:04 pm

23. I’m sure mum would have loved this trip, but to be honest, I always thought switzerland was bigger.

        --3
    ~alij
    03.01.08 at 1:32 pm

24. Funny… I wonder why my ass hurts.

        --8
    ~Clint
    03.01.08 at 4:48 pm

25. I’m a lamp that responds to touch, so please don’t tug on anything.

        --4
    ~Sze
    03.03.08 at 1:16 pm

26. These “Blair Witch” sequels went downhill fast…

        --3
    ~Bob McBob
    03.03.08 at 4:10 pm

27. Is my dunce cap too big?

        --5
    ~Harry
    03.03.08 at 4:22 pm

28. Shoulda had a V8…

        --2
    ~Jiminy
    03.03.08 at 11:27 pm

29. I`m staing here for 2 days ! I tink I`ve won at hide and seek for ever!

        --2
    ~Red
    03.04.08 at 5:29 am

30. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by Jeff with +24 points:
    This is hilarious! I’ve been hiding like this in Mike Solomon’s apartment for four days, and he hasn’t spotted me yet!

    The loser, by The Hitcher with –15 points:
    Someone please…

    Anyone…

        +5
    ~Mike Solomon
    03.06.08 at 8:32 am