IN HIS MIND JACK MUTTERS: “Why do I always get stuck next to girls? Ick. HEY! MAINTAIN YOUR PERSONAL SPACE, YOU KNOBBY KNEED KNOB-GOBBLING LITTLE WHORES!! I’LL PULL YOUR HAIR YOU FUCKING MULLET QUEENS. FUCKING COPYCATS – THE MASK WAS MY IDEA. NICE TRIPLE-A CUPS… I’VE SEEN LARGER ANT HILLS. YEAH, DON’T LOOK.”
IN REALITY, JACK MUTTERS: “Excuse me.”
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~Sally Taco 02.28.08 at 6:16 pm
Is this the ‘Donnie Darko’ al-fresco appreciation society?
+2
~aphex 02.29.08 at 4:42 am
Hey, welcome to my show… ladies. Er, rabbits… No, no, that line will never work! They probably wouldn’t even get the Demetri Martin reference… *sigh*
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02.25.08 at 12:43 am
wow, hillary clinton is a CUNT! speaking of cunt, time to fuck these rabbits…
02.25.08 at 3:02 am
Wasn’t this a porn film three seconds ago?
02.25.08 at 7:31 am
Damn bus is never on time.
02.25.08 at 8:42 am
Waah, here’s that half naked man come to steal our forest.
02.25.08 at 8:44 am
i need a new agent
02.25.08 at 10:21 am
These babes are about to go watership down on me.
02.25.08 at 1:11 pm
I have a wild hare up my ass, and I aim to return the favor!
02.25.08 at 1:12 pm
Wanna see what’s up doc?
02.25.08 at 1:13 pm
Eenie Meenie miney mo…
02.25.08 at 10:46 pm
hmmm, I’ve seen a lot of rabbits, but one with a yelloh bikini.. Grrrr
02.26.08 at 3:11 am
Run rabbit run rabbit run run run
02.26.08 at 3:53 am
damn, I had rabbit yesterday…
02.26.08 at 5:19 am
f***, I’m sure these lesian bitches only want my carrot…
02.26.08 at 7:00 am
Once upon a time… there was a big carrot…
02.26.08 at 11:12 am
how bizzare
02.26.08 at 1:06 pm
Just another, day robbin’ banks.
02.26.08 at 1:32 pm
Have you ever seen a grown wolf naked?
02.26.08 at 2:40 pm
Bastards. This is supposed to be a “carnivore-only” section. I knew these tickets were too cheap to be good seats.
02.26.08 at 2:47 pm
Why does the one on the end look like a donkey?
02.26.08 at 6:57 pm
You’d better let me in your pants, or I’ll huff… and I’ll puff… and I’ll blow my wad all over myself.
02.26.08 at 11:41 pm
last time I saw rabbits with titts I was high…
02.27.08 at 12:51 am
Boom Chicka Wah Wahh..
02.27.08 at 2:55 am
I know it’s called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS, but this is ridiculous!
02.27.08 at 10:43 am
We are Anonymous.
Anonymous is legion.
We also like carrots.
02.27.08 at 10:50 am
oh my god!
those nuts are as smooth as eggs!
ahhhahahhahah!
02.27.08 at 12:11 pm
I smell anesthetic. I’ll bet one of them’s the ether bunny.
02.27.08 at 7:47 pm
What’s invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts!
02.27.08 at 7:49 pm
what story is this supposed to be?
02.27.08 at 9:12 pm
this is very sexy yo
02.28.08 at 12:04 pm
its a shame they are wearing wolf-beaters.
02.28.08 at 3:12 pm
IN HIS MIND JACK MUTTERS: “Why do I always get stuck next to girls? Ick. HEY! MAINTAIN YOUR PERSONAL SPACE, YOU KNOBBY KNEED KNOB-GOBBLING LITTLE WHORES!! I’LL PULL YOUR HAIR YOU FUCKING MULLET QUEENS. FUCKING COPYCATS – THE MASK WAS MY IDEA. NICE TRIPLE-A CUPS… I’VE SEEN LARGER ANT HILLS. YEAH, DON’T LOOK.”
IN REALITY, JACK MUTTERS: “Excuse me.”
02.28.08 at 6:16 pm
Is this the ‘Donnie Darko’ al-fresco appreciation society?
02.29.08 at 4:42 am
Hey, welcome to my show… ladies. Er, rabbits… No, no, that line will never work! They probably wouldn’t even get the Demetri Martin reference… *sigh*
02.29.08 at 11:10 pm
Breeders….
03.01.08 at 1:39 am
Mr. Lynch, time to wake up.
03.01.08 at 9:46 pm
Mom, this easter come earlier??
03.02.08 at 1:25 am
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Jeff with +4 points:
I have a wild hare up my ass, and I aim to return the favor!
The loser, by Fred with –10 points:
Run rabbit run rabbit run run run
03.03.08 at 1:26 pm