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I just beat the carp outta you!
Slapped about with a very large WHAT?
Looky! The sky piranha wants a kiss!
Silly! I’m too young to join your school!
I just Carped my pants
(No pun intended…)
he he, you smell just like gran’maas…
아
Do you want me to rub some sun-cream on your back.
man , this is stupid ….
Niiiiiiiiice shrooooooms…thx fishy!
Dude, I need to stop smoking so much of this shit….
If it’s flying, why do they call it a “perch?”
You look just like Mommy smells!
dorado, you old minger, I heard you’re into slippery movies now?
No tongues.
Ithinkjeffsperchjokedeservesa roundofabuse. Mademelaugh.
Ithinkturnip4theeggs’jokedeserves somegoddamnspaces.
How you doin’?
Late last night I heard Dad tell his poker pals he was gonna hire a hooker this weekend. Boy, will he be surprised when I bring you home!
Hey, if your here… then what’s up my ass?
You’ll grant me one wish? Then in that case I wish for 100 more fishes… aw shit, NO!!! I meant 100 more WISHES!!! Shit fuck! Motherfucker!!
You got big eyes!
pity all sellyward camnerastles won’t flasten oftly aflynn… fly dithtervary!
If you lick my starfish I’ll eat your basshole!
Where’s Thing One and Thing Two?
‘
Oh Carpy, this is the honeymoon I’ve always dreamed of. I love you
haha! it looks like a fish when you wrap it in foil…
Wow! I wonder how many semiliterate cretins will post mediocre/pathetic/unimaginative/quotes about THIS picture?
Look Mom, flying sashimi!
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!!!
Wicked stuff dude, so on average how many of You are doing it at the same time?
…and Mommy says if I wipe this stupid look off my face I might get a real friend, not just a dead fish stuck on a pole!
o shit! shes still alive!!..mommy???
Fishy fishy fishy FISH! The fish did go where ever I did go.
Don’t give up. I used to be made of wood, myself. Then the fairy made me a real boy.
Hey, I you are here, who is driving the bus?
Hey, if you are here, who is driving the bus?
Are you sure that you can’t swim?
haha, you’r gonna be my mine and I am gonna take you home…then eat you over there…
haha..you don’t have a nose…it dosent have any nose..
Cool Jesus! Make another one!
Unagi, THE POWER!!!
Are you a Mudkip?
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Me with +10 points: I just beat the carp outta you!
The loser, by dsheets with –15 points: Slapped about with a very large WHAT?
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I just beat the carp outta you!
03.03.08 at 4:27 pm
Slapped about with a very large WHAT?
03.03.08 at 4:31 pm
Looky! The sky piranha wants a kiss!
03.03.08 at 4:58 pm
Silly! I’m too young to join your school!
03.03.08 at 5:02 pm
I just Carped my pants
(No pun intended…)
03.03.08 at 5:13 pm
he he, you smell just like gran’maas…
03.03.08 at 5:18 pm
아
03.04.08 at 1:29 am
Do you want me to rub some sun-cream on your back.
03.04.08 at 5:09 am
man , this is stupid ….
03.04.08 at 5:33 am
Niiiiiiiiice shrooooooms…thx fishy!
03.04.08 at 9:11 am
Dude, I need to stop smoking so much of this shit….
03.04.08 at 10:14 am
If it’s flying, why do they call it a “perch?”
03.04.08 at 10:34 am
You look just like Mommy smells!
03.04.08 at 10:37 am
dorado, you old minger, I heard you’re into slippery movies now?
03.04.08 at 11:51 am
No tongues.
03.04.08 at 2:50 pm
Ithinkjeffsperchjokedeservesa roundofabuse.
Mademelaugh.
03.04.08 at 2:53 pm
Ithinkturnip4theeggs’jokedeserves somegoddamnspaces.
03.04.08 at 2:55 pm
How you doin’?
03.04.08 at 3:26 pm
Late last night I heard Dad tell his poker pals he was gonna hire a hooker this weekend. Boy, will he be surprised when I bring you home!
03.04.08 at 4:27 pm
Hey, if your here… then what’s up my ass?
03.04.08 at 9:53 pm
You’ll grant me one wish? Then in that case I wish for 100 more fishes… aw shit, NO!!! I meant 100 more WISHES!!! Shit fuck! Motherfucker!!
03.04.08 at 10:38 pm
You got big eyes!
03.05.08 at 2:44 am
pity all sellyward camnerastles won’t flasten oftly aflynn… fly dithtervary!
03.05.08 at 4:12 am
If you lick my starfish I’ll eat your basshole!
03.05.08 at 4:29 am
Where’s Thing One and Thing Two?
03.05.08 at 12:04 pm
‘
03.05.08 at 3:36 pm
Oh Carpy, this is the honeymoon I’ve always dreamed of. I love you
03.05.08 at 5:35 pm
haha! it looks like a fish when you wrap it in foil…
03.05.08 at 6:27 pm
Wow! I wonder how many semiliterate cretins will post mediocre/pathetic/unimaginative/quotes about THIS picture?
03.05.08 at 8:04 pm
Look Mom, flying sashimi!
03.06.08 at 12:23 am
Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads, fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum!!!
03.06.08 at 12:24 am
Wicked stuff dude, so on average how many of You are doing it at the same time?
03.06.08 at 3:39 am
…and Mommy says if I wipe this stupid look off my face I might get a real friend, not just a dead fish stuck on a pole!
03.06.08 at 9:39 am
o shit! shes still alive!!..mommy???
03.06.08 at 1:48 pm
Fishy fishy fishy FISH! The fish did go where ever I did go.
03.06.08 at 2:27 pm
Don’t give up. I used to be made of wood, myself. Then the fairy made me a real boy.
03.06.08 at 3:57 pm
Hey, I you are here, who is driving the bus?
03.06.08 at 5:31 pm
Hey, if you are here, who is driving the bus?
03.06.08 at 5:36 pm
Are you sure that you can’t swim?
03.06.08 at 5:38 pm
haha, you’r gonna be my mine and I am gonna take you home…then eat you over there…
03.08.08 at 1:57 am
haha..you don’t have a nose…it dosent have any nose..
03.08.08 at 2:59 am
Cool Jesus! Make another one!
03.08.08 at 6:41 pm
Unagi, THE POWER!!!
03.09.08 at 11:40 pm
Are you a Mudkip?
03.10.08 at 1:26 am
Contest Closed!
The winner, by Me with +10 points:
I just beat the carp outta you!
The loser, by dsheets with –15 points:
Slapped about with a very large WHAT?
03.10.08 at 6:58 am