The Cleverest Responses (30)

1. “does this make me look fat”

       +71
   ~me
   03.13.08 at 10:20 am

2. So do these tits make me look fat?

       --18
   ~ad7am
   03.13.08 at 10:25 am

3. My lovely lady lumps… check it out!

       --2
   ~DaveyBridges
   03.13.08 at 10:52 am

4. I hope it’s not twins…

       +10
   ~Chris
   03.13.08 at 10:52 am

5. At first, I was skeptical about this prenatal debate club…

       --4
   ~Gabe
   03.13.08 at 12:04 pm

6. I think my water just broke..

       --2
   ~Stiko
   03.13.08 at 12:57 pm

7. I knew we shouldn’t have trusted those birth control pills we bought from that guy at the Kabul train station…

       --7
   ~sk
   03.13.08 at 1:22 pm

8. He wants to name mine Manage, and yours Atrois.

       --4
   ~Jeff
   03.13.08 at 1:58 pm

9. Yeah, Bukake is sounding a lot better to me too right about now.

       --8
   ~Jeff
   03.13.08 at 2:07 pm

10. That Vincenzo certainly has mighty loins!

        --4
    ~Jeff
    03.13.08 at 2:09 pm

11. You know Jenna, I think it’s time we switched to light beer.

        +28
    ~Matt
    03.13.08 at 3:05 pm

12. Ha Ha! Yeah, that’s what I told Joseph too! He not only bought it, he married me and is taking me home to Bethlehem.

        --4
    ~Jeff
    03.13.08 at 3:08 pm

13. Your diet isn’t working quite as good as mine Susan.

        --5
    ~Rob
    03.13.08 at 3:33 pm

14. “Too bad we’re both thirteen, huh?”

    (I am very proud to have been mentioned by Jeff. It’s an honor. I hope everyone is so lucky some day. No really. No…)

        --4
    ~Vincenzo
    03.13.08 at 3:58 pm

15. I thought “Rock of Love” was going to be a stepping stone for our careers… Can you still strip in your third trimester?

        --3
    ~Vincenzo
    03.13.08 at 3:59 pm

16. I think we outdid ourselves at the all u can eat buffet, sis. My tiolet is going to get abused tonight for sure.

        +6
    ~Fred
    03.13.08 at 4:16 pm

17. “Luna, are we going to have twins as we are?!”

        --6
    ~*Ljub@*
    03.13.08 at 4:56 pm

18. My mirror must be bent!

        --3
    ~Plum
    03.13.08 at 5:20 pm

19. We’ve pigged out at the spaghetti buffet all week and still only gained 10 pounds. At this rate, we’ll NEVER make the Sumo wrestling team!

        +1
    ~Peter Gozina
    03.13.08 at 8:33 pm

20. I guess we’ve learned our lesson. Never EVER book a spring break trip 9 months in advance.

        +0
    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    03.14.08 at 11:17 am

21. that’s what i call a sperm overdose

        --3
    ~vatna
    03.14.08 at 5:39 pm

22. FETUS FIGHT!!!!!

        +0
    ~Jeff
    03.14.08 at 8:02 pm

23. Is this what they mean by “bumping uglies”?

        --2
    ~Nihilistic Neil
    03.15.08 at 9:27 am

24. Wonder Twin powers… activate!

        +3
    ~Brother Monk
    03.15.08 at 7:30 pm

25. Ewwww you look Ugly^^

        +0
    ~_WODAN_
    03.15.08 at 10:58 pm

26. “i shouldn’t have lent you that same condom”

        --4
    ~the knower
    03.16.08 at 12:43 pm

27. honey, it’s not the kid that makes you look fat, it’s those chocolate bars you eat all the time

        --4
    ~StocK
    03.18.08 at 1:29 pm

28. and…there! see the profiles of Christopher Walken and Tom Cruise?

        --1
    ~Adam
    03.18.08 at 6:23 pm

29. Should I keep it?

        --1
    ~Dvd
    03.19.08 at 1:10 pm

30. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by “me” (not actually me) with +21 points:
    “does this make me look fat”

    The loser, by ad7am with –13 points:
    So do these tits make me look fat?

        +7
    ~Mike Solomon
    03.20.08 at 6:49 am