The Cleverest Responses (31)

1. Warning: Politicians shoveling shit ahead.

       +29
   ~Jeff
   03.20.08 at 7:53 am

2. Great! Mike Solomon is doing tutorials on the perfect photo, and I don’t even get a neck and feet!

       +0
   ~Jeff
   03.20.08 at 7:55 am

3. “Sweet Jesus, what did the dog eat today!”

       +11
   ~Jon Moss
   03.20.08 at 12:43 pm

4. “Frickin’ elephants”

       +13
   ~Jon Moss
   03.20.08 at 12:43 pm

5. Why am I being impaled by this cloud?

       --7
   ~Gabe
   03.20.08 at 12:49 pm
6. How do you like my Steve Irwin impression?
       --1
   ~Mike Solomon
   03.20.08 at 12:51 pm

7. First the men’s bathroom gig, then the ghetto crosswalk, and now this. The job market just isn’t the same as it was back in the early eighties.

       --6
   ~Randy Cocksmith
   03.20.08 at 1:17 pm

8. Pole Vaulting Ahead

       --2
   ~Jeff
   03.20.08 at 2:09 pm

9. Damn it Jim, I’m a Doctor, not a bricklayer! Now, lay still, Horta!

       --7
   ~Jeff
   03.20.08 at 2:10 pm

10. Damn it, Solomon, THAT was the line. I can’t believe I missed it.

        --7
    ~Gabe
    03.20.08 at 2:48 pm
11. Best abortion ever.
        +0
    ~Mike Solomon
    03.20.08 at 2:58 pm

12. Fuck’n horses!! I hate central park…

        --6
    ~scott D
    03.20.08 at 8:02 pm

13. Don’t worry, Ms. Latifa. disposing of this “extra weight” is just part of our post-lipo procedure. You go on and enjoy your healthy new Jenny Craig body.

        --4
    ~Adam
    03.20.08 at 10:04 pm

14. why does george bush always shit on my (road)signs?

        +0
    ~alij
    03.21.08 at 3:26 am

15. Forget the pile of shit…why isn’t my head connected to my body?

        +7
    ~sparky
    03.21.08 at 6:48 pm

16. Hi ho! Hi ho! shoveling Shit I go!…why did I agree to work on the presidential campaign…!?

        --4
    ~Mr. Pie
    03.21.08 at 8:39 pm

17. Mom always said “go to college and be a men at work sign like your brother”… now look at me.

        --3
    ~Matt
    03.22.08 at 7:02 am

18. What is this….?)))))

        --8
    ~Mr.IcemaN
    03.23.08 at 10:01 am

19. This shit never ends!

        --6
    ~YSL
    03.23.08 at 1:24 pm

20. I think I’ve found my missing neck.

    Ups,its not a neck,a penis!

        --6
    ~nightstalker
    03.23.08 at 3:47 pm

21. I wonder! what I am “sing in” for this time?

        --5
    ~Fellow
    03.24.08 at 8:04 am

22. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard… damn song’s stuck in my head…

        +6
    ~Fred
    03.24.08 at 11:41 am

23. i need a new job… i cant waste my life cleaning bush bullshit

        --3
    ~ainainaina
    03.24.08 at 12:58 pm

24. Thanks god, the cows cant fly . . .

        --4
    ~Ivan
    03.24.08 at 5:05 pm

25. Just poke this huge straw into the thick of it. And suck.

        --3
    ~carliosity
    03.25.08 at 8:56 am

26. Bloody horse-drawn carriages!

        --3
    ~Fred
    03.25.08 at 1:19 pm

27. Let’s just clean up this pile of what’s remaining of the Duke basketball program before anyone can point out that coach K is a has-been. What what!! That’s right. I said it. But what do I know?.. I am only a sign.

        --4
    ~Rightous Brother
    03.25.08 at 1:31 pm

28. This is just racist. All these signs are designed to keep the black man in the ditch-digggin’ biz. After Obama gets the nod then we gonna start putting white stick fugures in these signs.

        --2
    ~Nat X
    03.25.08 at 1:34 pm

29. yeah … I now what ur thinking …. but it was a clean-shit

        --4
    ~Red
    03.25.08 at 3:25 pm

30. WARNING! Clouds on horizon shoot death rays!

        --2
    ~Jeff
    03.25.08 at 7:06 pm

31. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by Jeff with +8 points:
    Warning: Politicians shoveling shit ahead.

    The loser, by Mr.IcemaN with –7 points:
    What is this….?)))))

        +2
    ~Mike Solomon
    03.27.08 at 6:21 am