Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?
--18
~Anonymous 05.08.08 at 5:50 pm
Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!
--5
~Anonymous 05.08.08 at 6:03 pm
You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?
--6
~Anonymous 05.08.08 at 6:05 pm
slow down!
--19
~Misha Radionovskiy 05.09.08 at 2:09 am
I think this is my stop, se ya!
--8
~Misha Radionovskiy 05.09.08 at 2:10 am
Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall – and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…
--10
~Slimjim 05.09.08 at 7:26 am
You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!
+16
~Scott D 05.09.08 at 10:51 am
…so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?
--10
~Jeff 05.09.08 at 12:05 pm
Where’s the fire?
--17
~Jeff 05.09.08 at 12:07 pm
They said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.
--15
~Jeff 05.09.08 at 12:09 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
--11
~dave 05.09.08 at 12:28 pm
Batmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…
--10
~Mr. Damm 05.09.08 at 2:28 pm
Go on, slam the brakes on.
--9
~carliosity 05.10.08 at 7:51 am
According to the GPS, the fire’s 53 miles away. I told the county commissioners not to consolidate fire districts!
--7
~Nihilistic Neil 05.10.08 at 11:15 am
George, it looks like they forgot about us!
--9
~amin 05.10.08 at 5:41 pm
There is nothing funny about this.
--10
~Goph Ukurself 05.11.08 at 12:01 am
hey bob.. remember you pushed me in the river when we were 5…i think i knoe how to pay you back…you won’t like it ..but it’s gonna be funny
--7
~VicVic 05.11.08 at 12:17 am
Bob, do you douche?
--2
~John Cocktoasten 05.12.08 at 2:00 am
Bob, in case I don’t make it out of this fire alive, I want you to know that your wife has sweet tits.
--1
~John Cocktoasten 05.12.08 at 2:04 am
Volunteer Day!!!!!!!!!!
--8
~Stanislav 05.12.08 at 5:56 am
Well, next stop is mine. see ya, pick up me tomorrow at the same time and place
--7
~mir4a 05.12.08 at 10:44 am
Very funny…and I’m supposed to beleive that the super glue ended up on this ladder all by itself, huh?
--6
~Anonymous 05.12.08 at 10:36 pm
Ok, let’s do some skitchen!!
--4
~Scott D 05.13.08 at 3:17 am
We’re up in 54 MPH and still not there yet. Besides, my hat is going to blow of.
--7
~zippybla 05.13.08 at 10:35 am
I know it’s your baptism of fire, John…
but it’s our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.
--9
~putsch 05.13.08 at 12:59 pm
So it’s settled, we will come out to our wives and move in together today, just as soon as we take care of this little thing at the WTC.
--19
~Jeff 05.15.08 at 1:20 pm
hey jeff….. that shits’ NOT funny.
+9
~Scott D 05.15.08 at 1:38 pm
It is certainly contovrsial. But laughter is often what we do when we regognize universal pain. No one respects our fire heros more than I. I did more than most to honor them at the time.
In many places it would be inappropriate, but I see this forum as wide open (though I have had one caption censored before–understandably) I think it is time. I think we can laugh while choked with emotion. It does not ridicule, it humanizes. It does not disrespect, it uses the old form of humor that made the soviets laugh at long lines and Mel Brooks write the producers. Yep,
I have to disagree–six years later, it is funny.
--25
~Jeff 05.15.08 at 8:51 pm
I was born and raised in NYC on the upper west side and I see your point… But its still not funny.
+3
~Scott D 05.16.08 at 12:22 am
Hey boys! Look! I can fly!
--9
~Nick 05.16.08 at 7:29 am
I could use a windsheild back here..Damn insects!
--8
~Walid Darwish 05.17.08 at 7:40 am
Nope, not funny Jeff. But that’s nothing new for you, is it?
+18
~Jeff's gay lover 05.17.08 at 10:52 am
man, let`s face it. they killed 9 of us and we`re the last. i do`nt know about you, but i really peed…
--8
~C4,5 05.17.08 at 4:07 pm
I think next time we’ll buy a ticket. Am i right bob?
--5
~Celahir 05.22.08 at 11:08 am
Iranians attack!!
--6
~jatjevglazdam 05.22.08 at 11:29 am
OH MY GOD! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! uh oh i farted
--7
~Aaron 05.23.08 at 12:46 pm
Born to be wild!!!
--4
~Viktor 05.25.08 at 3:32 pm
Why we harry up??? SOmething is burning???
--7
~Grek 05.26.08 at 2:22 pm
fuck the gouvernment n´ their budget cuttings…
--3
~Nils 05.27.08 at 1:24 pm
Oh gee! What a shitty time for diarrhea!!!
--5
~Mr. Wiigles 05.28.08 at 3:35 pm
Its no fair! I called Shotgun!
--1
~Seán 06.02.08 at 5:01 pm
…Good thing’s they at least won’t charge us for tickets,eh?
--1
~Rodman Freeman 06.08.08 at 5:36 pm
Why the hell is he drivin BACKWARDS????
--1
~DaRaFa 06.11.08 at 6:31 am
i think i have shit my pants and there aren’t spare ones i allready used the rest
--1
~partypoeper 06.11.08 at 12:56 pm
If we only got here earlier we would’ve had better seats.
--2
~Atryu 06.15.08 at 5:22 pm
see my friend? see what we get for being illegal immigrants! friend: aaa shut the fuck up at least we got transport
--2
~Anonymous 06.16.08 at 12:11 am
Fred, the next time you take my spot in the car, KEEP THE ONE NEXT TO YOU FREE!!
+0
~Someguy 07.14.08 at 12:20 pm
Slow riiide! Take it eaaasy!(it’s a song)
+2
~Zare 07.18.08 at 7:32 pm
faster !! they are going to smash me ….
+0
~jasiekor 07.29.08 at 7:09 pm
-Who’s driving?
- Normally, it’s me… Ok, may be I forgot the park break.
+5
~Seb 09.02.08 at 5:48 pm
Dude, this is REALLY not a good moment for getting out of the closet.
+0
~Yexo 09.23.08 at 5:35 pm
Ohhhyeahh like a dust man style. But greg we are fire men or not ?
+0
~Anonymous 10.20.08 at 1:58 pm
I bet five Bucks that we will survive the crash right now
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05.08.08 at 3:32 pm
Looks like a while before my turn to drive
05.08.08 at 4:37 pm
Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!
05.08.08 at 4:40 pm
Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?
05.08.08 at 5:50 pm
Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!
05.08.08 at 6:03 pm
You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?
05.08.08 at 6:05 pm
slow down!
05.09.08 at 2:09 am
I think this is my stop, se ya!
05.09.08 at 2:10 am
Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall – and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…
05.09.08 at 7:26 am
You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!
05.09.08 at 10:51 am
…so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?
05.09.08 at 12:05 pm
Where’s the fire?
05.09.08 at 12:07 pm
They said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.
05.09.08 at 12:09 pm
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
05.09.08 at 12:28 pm
Batmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…
05.09.08 at 2:28 pm
Go on, slam the brakes on.
05.10.08 at 7:51 am
According to the GPS, the fire’s 53 miles away. I told the county commissioners not to consolidate fire districts!
05.10.08 at 11:15 am
George, it looks like they forgot about us!
05.10.08 at 5:41 pm
There is nothing funny about this.
05.11.08 at 12:01 am
hey bob.. remember you pushed me in the river when we were 5…i think i knoe how to pay you back…you won’t like it ..but it’s gonna be funny
05.11.08 at 12:17 am
Bob, do you douche?
05.12.08 at 2:00 am
Bob, in case I don’t make it out of this fire alive, I want you to know that your wife has sweet tits.
05.12.08 at 2:04 am
Volunteer Day!!!!!!!!!!
05.12.08 at 5:56 am
Well, next stop is mine. see ya, pick up me tomorrow at the same time and place
05.12.08 at 10:44 am
Very funny…and I’m supposed to beleive that the super glue ended up on this ladder all by itself, huh?
05.12.08 at 10:36 pm
Ok, let’s do some skitchen!!
05.13.08 at 3:17 am
We’re up in 54 MPH and still not there yet. Besides, my hat is going to blow of.
05.13.08 at 10:35 am
I know it’s your baptism of fire, John…
but it’s our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.
05.13.08 at 12:59 pm
So it’s settled, we will come out to our wives and move in together today, just as soon as we take care of this little thing at the WTC.
05.15.08 at 1:20 pm
hey jeff….. that shits’ NOT funny.
05.15.08 at 1:38 pm
It is certainly contovrsial. But laughter is often what we do when we regognize universal pain. No one respects our fire heros more than I. I did more than most to honor them at the time.
In many places it would be inappropriate, but I see this forum as wide open (though I have had one caption censored before–understandably) I think it is time. I think we can laugh while choked with emotion. It does not ridicule, it humanizes. It does not disrespect, it uses the old form of humor that made the soviets laugh at long lines and Mel Brooks write the producers. Yep,
I have to disagree–six years later, it is funny.
05.15.08 at 8:51 pm
I was born and raised in NYC on the upper west side and I see your point… But its still not funny.
05.16.08 at 12:22 am
Hey boys! Look! I can fly!
05.16.08 at 7:29 am
I could use a windsheild back here..Damn insects!
05.17.08 at 7:40 am
Nope, not funny Jeff. But that’s nothing new for you, is it?
05.17.08 at 10:52 am
man, let`s face it. they killed 9 of us and we`re the last. i do`nt know about you, but i really peed…
05.17.08 at 4:07 pm
I think next time we’ll buy a ticket. Am i right bob?
05.22.08 at 11:08 am
Iranians attack!!
05.22.08 at 11:29 am
OH MY GOD! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! uh oh i farted
05.23.08 at 12:46 pm
Born to be wild!!!
05.25.08 at 3:32 pm
Why we harry up??? SOmething is burning???
05.26.08 at 2:22 pm
fuck the gouvernment n´ their budget cuttings…
05.27.08 at 1:24 pm
Oh gee! What a shitty time for diarrhea!!!
05.28.08 at 3:35 pm
Its no fair! I called Shotgun!
06.02.08 at 5:01 pm
…Good thing’s they at least won’t charge us for tickets,eh?
06.08.08 at 5:36 pm
Why the hell is he drivin BACKWARDS????
06.11.08 at 6:31 am
i think i have shit my pants and there aren’t spare ones i allready used the rest
06.11.08 at 12:56 pm
If we only got here earlier we would’ve had better seats.
06.15.08 at 5:22 pm
see my friend? see what we get for being illegal immigrants! friend: aaa shut the fuck up at least we got transport
06.16.08 at 12:11 am
Fred, the next time you take my spot in the car, KEEP THE ONE NEXT TO YOU FREE!!
07.14.08 at 12:20 pm
Slow riiide! Take it eaaasy!(it’s a song)
07.18.08 at 7:32 pm
faster !! they are going to smash me ….
07.29.08 at 7:09 pm
-Who’s driving?
- Normally, it’s me… Ok, may be I forgot the park break.
09.02.08 at 5:48 pm
Dude, this is REALLY not a good moment for getting out of the closet.
09.23.08 at 5:35 pm
Ohhhyeahh like a dust man style. But greg we are fire men or not ?
10.20.08 at 1:58 pm
I bet five Bucks that we will survive the crash right now
11.01.08 at 2:53 pm
if im here and you’re here. Who the hell is driving?!
11.20.08 at 11:45 am
oh shit…
11.28.08 at 2:51 am
I need to go to the Bathroom! Now!!!!
12.10.08 at 7:03 pm
But I love you too Barney !
02.13.09 at 7:04 am
I can see my house from here!
03.03.09 at 3:15 pm
Wheee!
04.03.09 at 8:45 pm
I’m sorry, Carl, but I just DIDN’T like The Godfather!
12.24.09 at 4:57 am
I’am just new
03.31.10 at 8:17 am
… and who drive the car????!!!
07.27.10 at 6:58 am
Marty!!.. The hoverboard now!
12.01.10 at 11:24 pm
I think Jeff’s own house is burning this time…
10.02.11 at 11:15 am