May 8th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (28)

  1. NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOT WOOT

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  2. Looks like a while before my turn to drive

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  3. Hurry the hell up! I’m about to crap my pants!

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  4. Hey, know what starts with F and ends with U, C, K?

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  5. Good, we got all their clothes! Those guys in station 7 are going to look pretty silly showing up to the fire naked!

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  6. You mean we’re driving TOWARD a fire?

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  7. slow down!

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  8. I think this is my stop, se ya!

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  9. Hey Chief, could you move over a bit, I think, we are about to crash into a wall - and I don’t want to dirty my uniform…

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  10. You ready?? Bust out the skateboards!!!!!

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  11. …so he yelled “FIRE”…and she shot him. Get it?

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  12. Where’s the fire?

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  13. They said it started from a candle when someone blew a giant penis shaped birthday cake.

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  14. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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  15. Batmaaaannn…nananananananana…batmaaaannn…

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  16. Go on, slam the brakes on.

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  17. According to the GPS, the fire’s 53 miles away. I told the county commissioners not to consolidate fire districts!

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  18. George, it looks like they forgot about us!

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  19. There is nothing funny about this.

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  20. hey bob.. remember you pushed me in the river when we were 5…i think i knoe how to pay you back…you won’t like it ..but it’s gonna be funny

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  21. Bob, do you douche?

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  22. Bob, in case I don’t make it out of this fire alive, I want you to know that your wife has sweet tits.

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  23. Volunteer Day!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Well, next stop is mine. see ya, pick up me tomorrow at the same time and place

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  25. Very funny…and I’m supposed to beleive that the super glue ended up on this ladder all by itself, huh?

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  26. Ok, let’s do some skitchen!!

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  27. We’re up in 54 MPH and still not there yet. Besides, my hat is going to blow of.

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  28. I know it’s your baptism of fire, John…
    but it’s our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.

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  • I know it's your baptism of fire, John... but it's our DUTY to rescue this f***ing cat alive.
 
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