The Cleverest Responses (50)

1. Screw “Waiting for the impact of the Fed’s latest action to work its way through the market.” I’m jumping.

       +29
   ~Jeff
   04.24.08 at 8:08 am

2. Shit, If Timberlake’s on the first place and hasn’t entered the bus then I’m really fucked…

       --13
   ~Tiago
   04.24.08 at 8:11 am

3. Shit, If Timberlake’s on the first place and Obbama on the second and they haven’t entered the bus then I’m really fucked…

       --20
   ~Tiago
   04.24.08 at 8:12 am

4. Johnson! You call that a sales pitch? Hit the bench! Hernandez, your in!

       --8
   ~Jeff
   04.24.08 at 8:15 am

5. Shut’up, Barak, in several decades, you’ll entertain this crowd by yourself!

       --11
   ~Yuliko
   04.24.08 at 9:26 am

6. We have reached Brooklyn undetected, my FSB comrades. Now, fan out and seek this “Mike Solomon.”

       --8
   ~Jeff
   04.24.08 at 11:23 am

7. Nausea, heartburn, indigestion… upset stomach, diarhea!

       --7
   ~Fred
   04.24.08 at 11:26 am

8. You want a piece of me?

       --8
   ~BrightGirl
   04.24.08 at 1:41 pm

9. Man, I love “Freeball Fridays”.

       +3
   ~John Cocktoasten
   04.24.08 at 1:47 pm

10. Smells nice!

        --14
    ~miguel
    04.24.08 at 3:28 pm

11. Left nut…

        --14
    ~Bill Brasky
    04.24.08 at 4:02 pm

12. Could people please STOP taking us out of Madame Tussauds…

        --4
    ~Tim
    04.24.08 at 6:00 pm

13. Another great selection of crappy Caption’s..

        --3
    ~Scott D
    04.24.08 at 9:16 pm

14. I really hate these stupid salesman suits. I’d Rather we strip in our lovely old fashioned bomber man suits.

        --13
    ~Ramiro Baldivieso
    04.24.08 at 10:54 pm

15. Hey, I heard that you guys are split up… is this true?

        --14
    ~Slimjim
    04.25.08 at 12:01 am

16. Well, who´s gonna jump first?

        --6
    ~wippmaster
    04.25.08 at 2:37 am

17. What da F#*! am i doing here?

        --10
    ~Tag
    04.25.08 at 7:28 am

18. Oh fuck, it’s casual Friday!

        --6
    ~Jeff
    04.25.08 at 11:28 am

19. Now STOP!!!…Hammer time!

        --5
    ~Jeff
    04.25.08 at 11:31 am

20. Are you Sara Connor?

        --5
    ~Sal
    04.26.08 at 1:01 pm

21. “Pssst… you guys here for ‘Invasion of the Body Snatchers’ cast call, too?”

        --9
    ~catwhisperer
    04.26.08 at 1:56 pm

22. Beam me up, Scotty

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 5:31 am

23. Beam me up Scotty!

        --10
    ~Joe
    04.27.08 at 5:32 am

24. go go power rangers!!!

        --6
    ~laza
    04.27.08 at 6:32 am

25. Look! Up in the air… it’s a bird… no… it’s a plane… no. It’s SUPERMAN!!!

        --10
    ~Kyle
    04.27.08 at 8:49 am

26. i think im getting a boner

        --2
    ~Smith
    04.27.08 at 4:38 pm

27. You guys are way too serious!

        --10
    ~itsME
    04.27.08 at 6:59 pm

28. now !

        --10
    ~sorin
    04.28.08 at 4:15 am

29. Thought I had a great caption, but Jeff beat me to it.

        --7
    ~Amy
    04.28.08 at 12:17 pm

30. why cant i be in the pinstripe mafia?

        --10
    ~teamPAHL
    04.28.08 at 2:31 pm

31. Whats up with these statues. They keep giving me this look.

        --10
    ~Sam
    05.02.08 at 10:30 pm

32. I see you got pranked too, guys…

        --8
    ~Jorgen
    05.03.08 at 11:07 am

33. I can’t believe even here i will have to wait in a line!!!

        --5
    ~Mr. Damm
    05.07.08 at 3:18 pm

34. “stand till!”

        --5
    ~Misha Radionovskiy
    05.09.08 at 2:14 am

35. If frikkin David Blaine can do it so can we!!

        --3
    ~Ian
    05.09.08 at 7:40 am

36. Damn, I am getting tired of standing here. Mike was supposed to have closed this contest days ago.

        --4
    ~Jeff
    05.09.08 at 6:00 pm

37. McDonalds needs you guys!

        --5
    ~mir4a
    05.12.08 at 10:33 am

38. Place the pods near their sleeping chambers.

        --6
    ~Jeff
    05.12.08 at 7:06 pm

39. Well, I’ll tell you, War and Famine, if Death isn’t here in 5 minutes then fuck him AND the pale horse he rode in on.

        --5
    ~Jeff
    05.15.08 at 1:11 pm

40. Damn, there is an queue on every roof. Can i jump first, please?

        --2
    ~Celahir
    05.22.08 at 11:00 am

41. I can’t wait to see their expressions when I fart.

        --3
    ~Mr. Wiigles
    05.28.08 at 3:41 pm

42. Are those two fags already hand-in-hand? Ok, we’ll bust’em next time.

        +0
    ~Rodman Freeman
    06.08.08 at 5:44 pm

43. my mommy always sayd that gay was wrong but in suits its very good

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    06.11.08 at 12:53 pm

44. who farted?!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    06.16.08 at 12:17 am

45. Hey guyz,i’d like to do a threesome, dont ya ?

        +7
    ~Silia
    07.12.08 at 8:50 am

46. We enter the bank in 20″. OK, mister Pink? Mister Orange?

        +2
    ~Seb
    09.03.08 at 3:34 am

47. Where the fuck are we?

        +0
    ~Philipp
    01.05.09 at 1:22 am

48. My name is Söze… Keyser Söze !

        +0
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:09 am

49. It is time.

        +0
    ~Casey
    12.24.09 at 5:02 am

50. so guys… are we going to pee or what ??

        +1
    ~auguste
    02.09.10 at 5:18 pm

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