The Cleverest Responses (48)

1. C’mon, if you we still hurry we can make it to the abortion clinic before it closes.

       +9
   ~DaveyBridges
   04.21.08 at 8:20 am

2. I told you my wife would find us…. Run Beatch Run!!!!!

       +5
   ~Scott D
   04.21.08 at 9:09 am

3. Look Phil, when I said you need to get in touch with your feminine side I didn’t mean at the bar…

       --11
   ~romeozuluromeo
   04.21.08 at 9:50 am

4. Let see which one runs the fastest swetty… With or without shoes…

       --12
   ~Z
   04.21.08 at 10:18 am
5. I’ve got to get back to the governor’s mansion!

   (Too soon?)

   (Nope. Just not funny.)

       --10
   ~Mike Solomon
   04.21.08 at 10:21 am

6. Get To The Choppa!!

   Do It! Do It Now!!

       --15
   ~The Hitcher
   04.21.08 at 10:40 am

7. Think she really believes aloha means Honolulu Steamer?

       --14
   ~Curly
   04.21.08 at 11:13 am

8. Messin With Sasquatch?!!?
   I told you, that you shouldn’t have given him Viagra!

       --10
   ~Steve-0
   04.21.08 at 11:15 am

9. Oh God!! Oh God!! All the blood!! Why!!

       --10
   ~sal
   04.21.08 at 1:56 pm

10. I gotta pee!!

        --6
    ~Joe
    04.21.08 at 3:25 pm

11. I love you, bubble-ass.

        --10
    ~Angry Bob
    04.21.08 at 4:42 pm

12. “And you really think he is dead?”… “If not, my shoes will give him the rest which i stuffed into his mouth” … “Somehow i liked your paps but why did he have to ask for my passport as i asked you out?”…”Anyhow Miguel, we should be quick, uncle Billy and the dogs will be after us soon and the border to Mexico is far” (thought’s lingering in Miguel’s mind like, why not dump her in the bushes now, change clothes and do the old hooker roll to the border, or shall he simply choose better who he is f…..” tbc

        --12
    ~Roland
    04.21.08 at 7:42 pm

13. Don`t drink alcohol
    Don`t take any drugs
    Just fuck!

        --10
    ~Glyaga
    04.21.08 at 10:23 pm

14. You know what: sometimes I got this freaky notion someone is following us… with headlights on.

        +2
    ~Arroyodorado
    04.22.08 at 4:35 am

15. I bet that car behind us will just jump over.

        --11
    ~temik
    04.22.08 at 4:37 am

16. Is today!!!

        --11
    ~Anonymous
    04.22.08 at 4:45 am

17. Wait! The swing thing was alright… but now I want my wife back

        --9
    ~Setter
    04.22.08 at 8:08 am

18. Omg!

        --11
    ~Neo
    04.22.08 at 8:56 am

19. Let’s Dance!
    Put on your red shoes and dance the blues.

        --9
    ~wtf
    04.22.08 at 9:17 am

20. Is there no escape from the Luau of Death?

        --4
    ~Jeff
    04.22.08 at 11:54 am

21. C’mon, sis! If we get over the border into Maine, I can legally marry you!

        --6
    ~Nick
    04.22.08 at 1:58 pm

22. I need a car…

        --10
    ~Fred
    04.22.08 at 3:03 pm

23. when I said I would take you to the ends of the earth I meant it

        --7
    ~lulu
    04.23.08 at 3:37 am

24. Oh my god! it’s a BigDog!! aaaaaaa

        --9
    ~OsetiaMafia
    04.23.08 at 4:17 am

25. MOM! Turn off the porch light!

        --8
    ~Bob
    04.23.08 at 8:22 am

26. Is it like a big plane in air ?! RUN ! RUN!!!

        --6
    ~ElliadaN
    04.23.08 at 8:24 am

27. The light, it burns my skin!

        --5
    ~tonyb
    04.23.08 at 11:52 am

28. R you sure this is the french marathon?

        --8
    ~DDH
    04.23.08 at 12:15 pm

29. Dammit Carmelita. You said these ridiculous clothes would convince the border guards that we are from L.A. Maybe it would have been more convincing if you had shoes.

        --2
    ~Amy
    04.23.08 at 1:10 pm

30. I think my mom can find us, let’s hurry up

        --9
    ~Miguel
    04.23.08 at 3:00 pm

31. FUCK ME IN THE BUSH

        --8
    ~Ben
    04.23.08 at 4:19 pm

32. oh…do you also see that white ??!
    gush…

        --8
    ~Artem
    04.23.08 at 5:02 pm

33. “Let’s get back to the formal dance/hawaiian party before anyone notices”

        --7
    ~Thank you
    04.23.08 at 7:01 pm

34. I can’t believe we walked all the way into town just to see “I Am Legend”. Fuck you, Wil Smith. And although he had nothing to do with the film, fuck that DJ Jazzy Jeff guy too.

        +0
    ~John Cocktoasten
    04.23.08 at 11:32 pm

35. I’LL FUCK YOU TWICE!!!>>

        --9
    ~chris
    04.24.08 at 2:31 am

36. puuuhh
    you dont loosing our Baby……you have shit on a frogg!!!

        --8
    ~krak
    04.24.08 at 2:58 am

37. puuuhh
    you dont loosing our Baby……you have shit on a frogg!!!

        --7
    ~krak
    04.24.08 at 3:01 am

38. Girl, your arguments are too strong! -You’ll consistently find way to buy new shoes. Lets go!

        --5
    ~tag
    04.24.08 at 3:37 am

39. I don’t care if the saucer IS pretty; if you don’t want to be gang probed by trianguloids, RUN LIKE HELL!

        --3
    ~Jeff
    04.24.08 at 11:37 am

40. Are you sure that the kids didn’t see us?

        --4
    ~miguel
    04.24.08 at 3:27 pm

41. shit! you forgot your shoes again!

        --7
    ~Ramiro Baldivieso
    04.24.08 at 10:42 pm

42. God dammit! Lorenna! this is the last time you cut anything off me! Where the fuck did you throw it?

        --4
    ~Yexter
    04.24.08 at 11:14 pm

43. hey sweet, lets hurry up I think someone has found us.
    hurry up

        --6
    ~End
    04.25.08 at 2:37 pm

44. leaving with her was easy, living with her will be difficult…

        --3
    ~sorin
    04.26.08 at 8:36 am

45. “Enough with the ‘I told you so, David’ crap! Just c’mon Courtney… hustle! We can ditch the papparazzi past that tree up ahead by ducking into the woods.”

        --3
    ~catwhisperer
    04.26.08 at 1:29 pm

46. C’mon, Samantha, let me see your wild side !

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    04.27.08 at 9:57 am

47. Shit, nobody knows this place, right? Hmm…I’m gonna be on Cheaters again! Damn

        --4
    ~Bonzy
    04.27.08 at 5:30 pm

48. Contest Closed!

    The winner by popular vote, by DaveyBridges with +5 points:
    C’mon, if you we still hurry we can make it to the abortion clinic before it closes.

    And my personal favorite, by The Hitcher:
    Get To The Choppa!!

    Do It! Do It Now!!

        --2
    ~Mike Solomon
    04.28.08 at 7:25 am