The Cleverest Responses (46)

1. You want to shoot me into what?!?!

       +78
   ~Scott D
   04.10.08 at 6:36 am

2. Light at the end of the tunnel…. my ass!

       +69
   ~Scott D
   04.10.08 at 6:37 am

3. It’s not my response, but I think picture isn’t funny. All responses will be stupid here..

       --34
   ~bee
   04.10.08 at 7:01 am

4. No short arms.

       --6
   ~BRAD
   04.10.08 at 8:34 am

5. amazing what you find in crackers these days.

       --4
   ~Cat
   04.10.08 at 8:37 am

6. This telescopes broke.

       --7
   ~SPUD
   04.10.08 at 8:38 am

7. I wanna be a ringmaster when I grow up.

       --8
   ~TITCH
   04.10.08 at 8:40 am

8. There’s another 13 of us in here.

       +23
   ~PHOEBE
   04.10.08 at 8:41 am

9. I preferred it when I was an Oompa Loompa.

       +2
   ~DURT
   04.10.08 at 8:42 am

10. Just popped out for a smoke.

        --3
    ~BLANCH
    04.10.08 at 8:49 am

11. I’m aimed to drop into the lions mouth. Real cannon fodder.

        --7
    ~SPOINK
    04.10.08 at 8:51 am

12. What if you miss?

        --2
    ~Momo
    04.10.08 at 9:16 am

13. Easy Boys! I got diarrhee!!!

        --8
    ~Curly
    04.10.08 at 10:14 am

14. Easy Boys, I have diarrhee!

        --8
    ~Curly
    04.10.08 at 10:38 am

15. Not funny, bee? What in the hell are you talking about? It’s a midget in a cannon. It doesn’t get any funnier than that. It’s like the old adage: “when life gives you lemons, you put a midget in a cannon.”

        +7
    ~Gabe
    04.10.08 at 10:44 am

16. Hey, it beats the hell out of retail.

        --4
    ~Jeff
    04.10.08 at 11:12 am

17. I thought they said “Cirque du Soliel” not Cirque du Silly”

        --3
    ~Jeff
    04.10.08 at 11:15 am

18. I’m a weapon of Mass Dwarfstruction.

        +23
    ~Jeff
    04.10.08 at 11:18 am

19. I hate my life.

        --4
    ~Matt
    04.10.08 at 11:29 am

20. And to think that when I got this job I was 6’4″…

        --3
    ~Jeff
    04.10.08 at 11:30 am

21. I agree with Gabe- not much funnier than a Shakespearean midget in a cannon…I just have to do it…

    “Say hello to my little friend!!”

        +5
    ~chronicbeerback
    04.10.08 at 11:38 am

22. Can you hear me Lord? It’s Willow.

        --7
    ~chronicbeerback
    04.10.08 at 11:42 am

23. i belive i can fly

        --4
    ~ainainaina
    04.10.08 at 2:25 pm

24. Well god, I’ve heard a lot about you and this after life stuff. Time to see it for myself. Save me a spot at the buffet!

        --6
    ~Toasty
    04.10.08 at 3:46 pm

25. Oh well, another day another dollar… OK let’s do it boys!

        --7
    ~Slimjim
    04.11.08 at 12:35 am

26. love is the answer :X

        --8
    ~anna_princess
    04.11.08 at 6:02 am

27. Man I really pissed Santa off this time…

        +13
    ~Fred
    04.11.08 at 9:59 am

28. (fuck.. if that`s the sky, i`m dead)..you know… i don`t really have a ticket so i could come down now?… pleaseee, pretty please..

        --8
    ~vash
    04.11.08 at 2:08 pm

29. Why do you care about this???

        --8
    ~Mirachka
    04.12.08 at 3:45 am

30. My mom told me… there are things we really need to do!

        --8
    ~Tiago
    04.12.08 at 4:46 pm

31. http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

        --9
    ~Anonymous
    04.12.08 at 5:29 pm

32. cute)

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    04.13.08 at 5:33 am

33. Our father, Who art in heaven, …

        --8
    ~Reapo
    04.13.08 at 7:30 am

34. Please keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times!

        --2
    ~H
    04.14.08 at 2:57 am

35. i knew something was wrong when they said “good promotion prospects”.

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    04.14.08 at 6:28 am

36. i believe i will fly!!!!

        --5
    ~just me
    04.14.08 at 6:30 am

37. I will iron myself

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    04.15.08 at 8:47 am

38. Some nights I like to just come out here, sit in my cannon and look at the stars.

        +5
    ~Sal
    04.15.08 at 10:59 pm

39. Smoke kills!

        --2
    ~JesTerro
    04.16.08 at 5:34 am

40. DoN`T DRINKanD DRIVE, SMOKE AND FLy!

        --2
    ~->DiZo*! __DRG__ _.cReW._
    04.16.08 at 8:39 am

41. Papa Smurf was right… I should have finished school

        +9
    ~Berna
    04.16.08 at 2:01 pm

42. One way ticket to mar’s “If I dont get there ” do I get a refund.

        --2
    ~whitey
    04.17.08 at 12:20 am

43. To infinity and beyond…!

        +0
    ~Marcelo
    04.17.08 at 10:55 am

44. What does he mean with “last performance???”, BTW where’s the net and my helmet!!!…

        +6
    ~Mau
    04.17.08 at 1:51 pm

45. Moon, here I come!!!!!!!!!

        --2
    ~adry
    04.18.08 at 5:25 pm

46. Contest Closed!

    The winner by popular vote, by Scott D with +42 points:
    You want to shoot me into what?!?!

    And my personal favorite (yes, a new category!), by Fred:
    Man I really pissed Santa off this time…

        +5
    ~Mike Solomon
    04.18.08 at 7:04 pm