April 28th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (33)

  1. The S.O.B. has greased his hands AGAIN!

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  2. That damn showoff left his fly down again.

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  3. This isn’t what I had in mind when he suggested we go to a trust seminar!

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  4. Three years of circus trainging: $10,000.
    Matching spandex: $250.
    Buying a $1,000,000 insurance policy: Priceless.

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  5. With the greatest of ease my ass.

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  6. I heard the airlines were cutting back on service, but this is ridiculous!

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  7. In order to do this job, one must put complete trust in the guy who catches you. It also helps to suck that guy’s cock on a regular basis.

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  8. Jeff, WTF? You told me you loved me!!! Was it not enough that I gave you the mother of all reacharounds?!?!?! I know you enjoy the feel of my smooth cock penetrating your anus! Why did you leave me for Howie Mandel? Why?!!!!!

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  9. I’ve got my period! Everyone below me is gonna ride the crimson wave!

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  10. When I crap my pants up here it’s better than pissing myself!

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  11. I just shit my pants!!!

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  12. JIoBu MeH9I CykA!

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  13. Jesus Christ! When he said “No net today” I thought he meant I couldn’t visit thecleverest.com!

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  14. The bastard blew a load in his hand again!

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  15. If you drop me I’m telling your wife about last night….

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  16. He has no kick left.

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  17. He’s tangle up in his parachute.
    DON’T WORRY
    I’LL SAVE YOU.
    (boinng)

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  18. Honey, I’m pregnant! Hey, don’t pull your arms away! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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  19. Oh no…I’m not going to make my 29th birthday and I am still a virgin! …arrgh….

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  20. Please tell me we purchased that net…

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  21. I thought there`s nothing scary after meeting your mom…

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  22. This might not be the right time to tell you, but I’m boning the lion tamer!

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  23. Sh*t!!! I cant reach you!!!

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  24. I hope he have quit that hobby of “butter maker”!

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  25. damnit, he’s always coming up short.

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  26. Why is he givving me this evil look?

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  27. Hold me, hold me, please…..!!!!!

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  28. Clouds?

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  29. At least he didn’t hold his dick out this time.

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  30. what is love?

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  31. yeah, he was joking when he talked about leprosy

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  32. Who ever called this the “trap-ease” never tried it.

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  33. I can see your balls

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