The Cleverest Responses (62)

1. The S.O.B. has greased his hands AGAIN!

       --3
   ~Diana
   04.28.08 at 7:34 am

2. That damn showoff left his fly down again.

       --9
   ~Mark
   04.28.08 at 7:46 am

3. This isn’t what I had in mind when he suggested we go to a trust seminar!

       --3
   ~Hoopers
   04.28.08 at 11:21 am

4. Three years of circus trainging: $10,000.
   Matching spandex: $250.
   Buying a $1,000,000 insurance policy: Priceless.

       --4
   ~Steve-o
   04.28.08 at 11:23 am

5. With the greatest of ease my ass.

       --6
   ~sal
   04.28.08 at 11:55 am

6. I heard the airlines were cutting back on service, but this is ridiculous!

       --9
   ~Amy
   04.28.08 at 12:15 pm

7. In order to do this job, one must put complete trust in the guy who catches you. It also helps to suck that guy’s cock on a regular basis.

       --1
   ~John Cocktoasten
   04.28.08 at 4:28 pm

8. Jeff, WTF? You told me you loved me!!! Was it not enough that I gave you the mother of all reacharounds?!?!?! I know you enjoy the feel of my smooth cock penetrating your anus! Why did you leave me for Howie Mandel? Why?!!!!!

       --6
   ~Jeff's gay lover
   04.28.08 at 4:37 pm

9. I’ve got my period! Everyone below me is gonna ride the crimson wave!

       --6
   ~Dave Dotson
   04.28.08 at 4:48 pm

10. When I crap my pants up here it’s better than pissing myself!

        --7
    ~Connie Schitstainz
    04.28.08 at 4:52 pm

11. I just shit my pants!!!

        --4
    ~Jojo
    04.28.08 at 5:00 pm

12. JIoBu MeH9I CykA!

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    04.29.08 at 7:12 am

13. Jesus Christ! When he said “No net today” I thought he meant I couldn’t visit thecleverest.com!

        --3
    ~Jeff
    04.29.08 at 11:38 am

14. The bastard blew a load in his hand again!

        --10
    ~Jeff
    04.29.08 at 12:14 pm

15. If you drop me I’m telling your wife about last night….

        --7
    ~Scott D
    04.29.08 at 6:15 pm

16. He has no kick left.

        --11
    ~Josef
    04.30.08 at 7:52 am

17. He’s tangle up in his parachute.
    DON’T WORRY
    I’LL SAVE YOU.
    (boinng)

        --12
    ~carliosity
    04.30.08 at 10:36 pm

18. Honey, I’m pregnant! Hey, don’t pull your arms away! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

        +11
    ~Billy Bob
    05.01.08 at 12:58 am

19. Oh no…I’m not going to make my 29th birthday and I am still a virgin! …arrgh….

        --13
    ~Slimjim
    05.02.08 at 7:15 am

20. Please tell me we purchased that net…

        --9
    ~Sam
    05.02.08 at 10:29 pm

21. I thought there`s nothing scary after meeting your mom…

        --10
    ~Jorgen
    05.03.08 at 11:04 am

22. This might not be the right time to tell you, but I’m boning the lion tamer!

        +8
    ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
    05.03.08 at 11:47 am

23. Sh*t!!! I cant reach you!!!

        --9
    ~Geah
    05.05.08 at 3:59 am

24. I hope he have quit that hobby of “butter maker”!

        --7
    ~Mr. Damm
    05.06.08 at 3:27 pm

25. damnit, he’s always coming up short.

        --8
    ~mtthw
    05.06.08 at 3:48 pm

26. Why is he givving me this evil look?

        --8
    ~flora
    05.06.08 at 4:38 pm

27. Hold me, hold me, please…..!!!!!

        --8
    ~DCP
    05.08.08 at 10:15 am

28. Clouds?

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    05.08.08 at 5:46 pm

29. At least he didn’t hold his dick out this time.

        --7
    ~Jeff
    05.09.08 at 12:12 pm

30. what is love?

        --8
    ~Jooooo
    05.11.08 at 3:42 am

31. yeah, he was joking when he talked about leprosy

        --2
    ~putsch
    05.14.08 at 12:53 pm

32. Who ever called this the “trap-ease” never tried it.

        --7
    ~Jeff
    05.15.08 at 1:12 pm

33. I can see your balls

        --2
    ~John Cocktoasten
    05.16.08 at 12:08 am

34. Ya know what it tastes like to eat out an 80-year old lady? Depends. Hah! Get it? Depends!

        --1
    ~Taco Stain
    05.21.08 at 3:24 am

35. 1)Thats a good thing I havent signed my last will yet!
    2)If only i had longer hands

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    05.25.08 at 3:38 pm

36. Oh Shit! Not the stand in?

        --4
    ~Mr. Wiigles
    05.28.08 at 3:40 pm

37. FLYYY-M-C-A!

    (Sorry, terrible!)

        --4
    ~FuntySKRAG
    05.29.08 at 6:28 pm

38. “I beleave I cam fly!”

        --2
    ~gruenfink1111
    06.06.08 at 7:11 am

39. I have a feeling that this’ll hurt tomorrow…

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    06.10.08 at 11:29 am

40. you really think im going to get rid of my diarree by doing this

        --1
    ~partypoeper
    06.11.08 at 12:49 pm

41. Now’s a FINE time to tell me you shortened the ropes!

        +1
    ~Atryu
    06.15.08 at 5:39 pm

42. He’ll drop me again :(

        +1
    ~sasham
    06.17.08 at 7:50 pm

43. take me you stud of a man

        --1
    ~trevor
    06.20.08 at 5:06 pm

44. Fail haha

    OMG! FAIILLL!!

        --1
    ~Niko
    06.30.08 at 5:38 pm

45. >

    >

    Yes, those ARE funny, but according to the so called thinking-bubble above her head, she ain’t making a statement. She’s THINKING!

        --1
    ~Perfectionist
    07.02.08 at 7:23 am

46. Hello!

        --1
    ~Hiffi
    07.12.08 at 3:36 am

47. My fuckin God, i hope he’s gonna hold me cuz i don’t think i could grab his micro penis.

        +7
    ~Silia
    07.12.08 at 8:47 am

48. Baby i want to divorce and i wanna have the car and the house!
    OMG he’s going to let me fal!

        --1
    ~Ruben
    07.15.08 at 10:11 am

49. Hey, I can see my house from here!

        --1
    ~Zare
    07.18.08 at 7:35 pm

50. i’m cuming !!

        --1
    ~jasiekor
    07.29.08 at 7:13 pm

51. I hope he won’t throw up on me this time…

        +0
    ~Seb
    09.03.08 at 3:28 am

52. That’s just great. I try to leap to the first tower at the exact same time this guy tries to make it to the second.

        --1
    ~Jeff's backup
    10.19.08 at 4:44 pm

53. ah shiiit …

        --1
    ~Tiltmode
    11.16.08 at 5:48 am

54. The jerk better catch me or he’s not getting any tonight!

        +2
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 2:08 am

55. True Blue.. dim dee dam…

        +0
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:34 am

56. well…this is kinda fucked up

        +0
    ~xurn
    09.27.09 at 1:10 pm

57. OH fuck

        +0
    ~Malina
    12.04.09 at 5:11 am

58. “Haha, nice joke lubing your hands, idiot !”

        +0
    ~François
    02.03.10 at 11:14 am

59. I’m about to fail

        +0
    ~Pedro
    02.04.10 at 1:37 pm

60. double high five

        +2
    ~auguste
    02.09.10 at 5:16 pm

61. Sh*t! Boeing!..

        +0
    ~mmm
    06.06.11 at 1:22 pm

62. I hate his oily hands…

        +0
    ~Stephen Fry
    10.02.11 at 11:19 am

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