April 7th, 2008

The Cleverest Responses (43)

  1. OMFG! I AM LOST!

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  2. Great! Now who am I going to eat first?

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  3. U prayed for water! Now u got it! happy?

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  4. No, duds, there are no hot chicks on this beach, let’s go back now..

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  5. Great, we made it… now where the fuck are Ginger and Mary-anne?

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  6. cool, I’m the only lucky guy!

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  7. I am finally home! Mom…

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  8. Wha? This isn’t the swim-up bar…

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  9. You assholes! I told you guys to shut the hatch on the head after you take a shit…
    morons!!!!

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  10. Home at last! Damn…”Waterboarding at Guantanamo bay” sounded like so much fun…

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  11. ….did I turn off the stove?

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  12. Oh no, another fucking season of “Lost!”

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  13. WTF?!, he’s wearing a thong?!!

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  14. Oh no, here come Jack Sparrow and his merry men!

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  15. i see… u2 know kama sutra!

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  16. did u guys see my… contact lense…?

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  17. Running backwards in the water is fun!

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  18. Yes, it is SAULT

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  19. suckers! my grandpa has more longer sex than you!

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  20. it was a great f*uck

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  21. Gentlemen…if you look down you’ll see that the water you just came out of is about ‘this’ cold…

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  22. wow…New Orleans really is sinking…

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  23. Welcome to the Floston Paradise!

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  24. monkie!

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  25. WTF

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  26. God damn it! Am I the only straight guy here?

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  27. Third time this month! Just goes to show you cant fly better when drunk.

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  28. Stoploss? Fuck that! We’re outta there.

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  29. Oh please! I was kidding when I picked these two to answer “three things you would take in a desserted island” during our threesome.

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  30. Don’t worry dude!!! Celine Dion will make us famous.

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  31. Aw man! I’m the rotten egg!

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  32. Im a shark! Rawr

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  33. Damn! I forgot my swimsuit on the ship.

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  34. hufff ! i must be first i must won this swiming concern around the world ..because the first price is two big boxes of plums

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  35. …beer…

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  36. pwnzored n00bs, i ownz :D

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  37. pwnzored n00bs, i ownz !!!111oneoneeleven

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  38. F***! They promised a lonesome island. Whom else?

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  39. who decided to be economical with tickets to ship and to get to USA from Europe by swimming

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  40. Hey, is it me or are those apes over there riding horses?

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  41. Damn you! damn you all to hell!

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  42. damn, the girl is down… let’s fuck his ass.

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  43. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by DaveyBridges with +33 points:
    Great! Now who am I going to eat first?

    The loser, by Anya with –9 points:
    cool, I’m the only lucky guy!

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