The Cleverest Responses (35)

1. hello

       +68
   ~gyozo
   04.14.08 at 6:28 am

2. fuckin’ baster

       +31
   ~Anonymous
   04.14.08 at 8:03 am

3. No Captain Picard, you’ll never be able to beam me up.

       +21
   ~DaveyBridges
   04.14.08 at 8:23 am

4. “I wonder what the Killer did the reading girl in this book…”

       +14
   ~wippmaster
   04.14.08 at 8:51 am

5. I’m drawing a blank……

       --3
   ~Scott D
   04.14.08 at 12:20 pm

6. How to defend yourself by Ima Hardnut.
   Nah, shouldn’t think I’ll need to read this.

       +8
   ~SPOINK
   04.14.08 at 12:52 pm

7. My chili was so bad, Phil is making me sit out here and study this cookbook. Phil is an asshole…

       --8
   ~Fred
   04.14.08 at 1:06 pm

8. hm, should I start this book or finally change that wallpaper that keeps scaring me?

       +12
   ~sal
   04.14.08 at 3:35 pm

9. So, it has become obvious that some mental midgets just vote for the top caption, no matter how shitty it is. Don’t they know how to scroll?
   Can we have a Mike’s pick too or something so that some captions that are acutally make sense are picked? I mean, for god’s sake!

       +14
   ~Anonymous
   04.14.08 at 11:19 pm

10. A story about a blonde lady who was stabbed in the back of the head by an old, bald guy wearing a tanktop while reading the back cover of this book……hhmmmm

        +1
    ~Nik
    04.15.08 at 4:34 am

11. “I feel like somebody is going to kill me”

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    04.15.08 at 6:35 am

12. A book with a mirror on the cover. Did ever came anyone to this idea?

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    04.15.08 at 8:06 am

13. I am defecating for him!HAHAHA

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    04.15.08 at 8:46 am

14. I need a good slap.

        --6
    ~Terry
    04.15.08 at 9:07 am

15. My dad’s not bald.
    He’s got a Mohican.

        --5
    ~TING
    04.15.08 at 2:45 pm

16. If you want to have a sex, take my dog his name is Rex!

        --10
    ~Denis
    04.16.08 at 6:12 am

17. if you want sex, just ask for it… men are so complicated.

        --9
    ~alij
    04.16.08 at 6:41 am

18. suck mi dick old men

        --17
    ~Anonymous
    04.16.08 at 7:25 am

19. “how to wim a million killing your father´´its great for me!

        --5
    ~the fucker
    04.16.08 at 1:48 pm

20. Oh yeah…my gun IS loaded.

        --4
    ~YeAh
    04.16.08 at 7:15 pm

21. hmmm, i need a dictionary.

        --3
    ~Mau
    04.17.08 at 1:53 pm

22. How to Kill a Peeping Tom in 4 easy steps

        +0
    ~Slappy
    04.17.08 at 3:00 pm

23. I’m not wearing any panties…..

        --4
    ~Scott D
    04.18.08 at 12:25 am

24. omglolololol

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    04.18.08 at 6:37 am

25. omg lololololol

        --9
    ~Anonymous
    04.18.08 at 6:38 am

26. for further information, please keep reading after the epilogue

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    04.18.08 at 9:49 am

27. Wow, bob’s college diary…. I knew he was gay I just knew it!!!

        +4
    ~Scott D
    04.18.08 at 9:33 pm

28. I hope Dad didn’t forget to take his Lunesta.. He gets so crazy at night…..

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    04.18.08 at 10:32 pm

29. Wow, juicy stuff in this diary, hope Picard doesn’t see me in his reading room….

        --3
    ~Slimjim
    04.19.08 at 12:44 am

30. what the hell is up with him. issues

        --2
    ~joe
    04.19.08 at 1:43 pm

31. “hrrr… if Dad would be here, he would watch me very stupid! hahahah!”

        --2
    ~piper
    04.20.08 at 5:55 am

32. “ooou, what interesting diary! :-) My dad is a real pervers guy… i never thought something about him hahahah! :-D”

        --3
    ~Piper
    04.20.08 at 5:58 am

33. Well it looks like another week of ill-conceived responses. And apparently someone didn’t even know the difference between a tank top and a sweater vest. If only there was a better way to heckle these would-be amateur comedians.

        +2
    ~King Kong's Dong
    04.20.08 at 12:57 pm

34. These captions remind me of Jack Shit… and Jack left town.

        +2
    ~Scott D
    04.20.08 at 9:42 pm
35. Contest Closed!
    The winner by popular vote, by gyozo D with +59 points:
    hello
    And because that one blew, my personal favorite, by Terry:
    I need a good slap.
        +0
    ~Mike Solomon
    04.21.08 at 7:01 am