The Cleverest Responses (51)

1. Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try a value meal?

       +158
   ~DaveyBridges
   03.31.08 at 10:42 am

2. zgzu

       --43
   ~787
   03.31.08 at 11:02 am

3. NYPD! PUT ‘EM IN THE AIR!!!… Oh, sorry. I thought you were a black guy. On your way then. Let’s go.

       +32
   ~Racism is Dead
   03.31.08 at 11:04 am

4. mum, give me your phone number. quick.

       --12
   ~arman
   03.31.08 at 11:59 am

5. whats my name? WHATS MY NAME?

       +16
   ~ruxandra
   03.31.08 at 12:18 pm

6. Welcome to NY, get used to it… Now gimme the fuckin MONEY!!!

       --11
   ~disnoMax
   03.31.08 at 2:21 pm

7. Will you please give me a ride to Third Street!?!

       --13
   ~Fred
   03.31.08 at 2:56 pm

8. Open the door and let me come in to you, then let´s do ***** !

       --28
   ~jela84
   03.31.08 at 3:16 pm

9. Do i look crazy to you?

       +10
   ~Bob
   03.31.08 at 10:14 pm

10. so how are you doin’

        --7
    ~dave
    04.01.08 at 1:31 am

11. hands on the roof…Wheare is Elvis!

        --4
    ~Marius-Romania
    04.01.08 at 5:40 am

12. welcome to the first drive by gunshop! Can I take your order?

        +14
    ~alij
    04.01.08 at 5:47 am

13. you nearly ran over me, you bitch!

        --14
    ~aurelien
    04.01.08 at 7:21 am

14. i just farted….quick smell before the aroma fades

        --11
    ~leftycristi
    04.01.08 at 7:26 am

15. “The Catholic Church here. We’re making a survey amongst citizens. So, Have you found Jesus?”

        --6
    ~Axion
    04.01.08 at 9:41 am

16. HAHA! WHAT DO YOU DO NOW, BITCH?

        --15
    ~Thesecondthought
    04.01.08 at 10:05 am

17. “You can’t handle the truth”

        --12
    ~Dave
    04.01.08 at 11:55 am

18. I’m havin’ a bad day.
    You can too.

        --2
    ~Greebo
    04.01.08 at 1:44 pm

19. My dick’s caught in the door and I’m on a skatrboard.
    So no sudden breaking, if you please.

        --3
    ~Greebo
    04.01.08 at 1:46 pm

20. Hitch-Hiking ghetto-stylee.

        --7
    ~Dreggs
    04.01.08 at 1:49 pm

21. If you don’t let me pump you fulla sperm, I’m gonna pump you fulla lead.

        --14
    ~UncleTom
    04.01.08 at 2:08 pm

22. hands up!

    i havent shit since last week

        --6
    ~ainainaina
    04.01.08 at 3:42 pm

23. These are the most fucking pathetic responses imaginable. What the fuck, people?

        +5
    ~Humor is dead
    04.01.08 at 4:20 pm

24. Do I look like the Green Goblin? DO I???!!!

        --10
    ~Paul
    04.01.08 at 4:55 pm

25. YOUR KID SHOT MY SISTER AFTER THE LAST PHOTO!

        --4
    ~Jeff
    04.01.08 at 5:29 pm

26. Nothing says “Kill my pretentious ass!” like a Hummer.

        --2
    ~Jeff
    04.01.08 at 5:32 pm

27. I am Keifer Sutherland!

        --5
    ~Mike
    04.01.08 at 9:38 pm

28. Give Me all your doughnuts… NOW!!!

        +7
    ~Scott D
    04.01.08 at 9:51 pm

29. Excelent educational toy for our boy, isn’t it hon?

        --3
    ~Masha
    04.02.08 at 1:28 am

30. WHUZZZUUUP!??

        --1
    ~Iris
    04.02.08 at 1:46 am

31. wanna be my friend??

        +8
    ~just me
    04.02.08 at 2:45 am

32. AAAAAAAAAAAAR Mighty.

        --6
    ~nostriel
    04.02.08 at 2:59 am

33. Ready..Steady..GO!!!

        --4
    ~Masha
    04.02.08 at 4:58 am

34. “Do I look desperate for a girlfriend?! DO I?!!”

        +1
    ~Moreno
    04.02.08 at 9:37 am

35. Throw me the idol, I’ll throw you the whip!

        --6
    ~Mike
    04.02.08 at 11:03 am

36. For the last time, I’m fucking driving and I have NOT had too much to drink. Now get out of the car honey.

        +0
    ~Pring
    04.02.08 at 5:00 pm

37. Oi,…NYD…get lost you CSI bitch!

        --5
    ~Slimjim
    04.02.08 at 5:17 pm

38. Is my barrel clean? IS IT? IS IT?

        --3
    ~Splodgenessabounds
    04.02.08 at 10:09 pm

39. When I’m cleaning windows.

        --5
    ~Twit
    04.02.08 at 11:22 pm

40. Where is your Xenu now?

        --5
    ~dontspamme
    04.03.08 at 5:50 am

41. Hey, you! Happy birthday! I want to buy you a present!

        --3
    ~Lego
    04.03.08 at 10:41 am

42. Aargghhhhhhhhh!!

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    04.03.08 at 2:07 pm

43. where’s sunglasses bitch?

        --7
    ~c1p1t1
    04.03.08 at 3:10 pm

44. .. how’d you like THIS for clever?!

        --4
    ~Lor
    04.03.08 at 4:05 pm

45. Jack Bauer, CTU! I shoot everything I can! Sorry…

        --5
    ~Patze
    04.04.08 at 12:39 am

46. Do you wanna buy this gun, mam?! My kids are hungry!

        --3
    ~Carl
    04.04.08 at 7:05 am

47. Am I funny?? Do I make you laugh? Do I??? How the f**k am I funny, huh?!

        --5
    ~Luc
    04.04.08 at 11:34 am

48. no !! im not your friend , dou you hear me i am the biggest police man of this country and now ket of the fucking car and giwe me all your fucking food !!!

        --7
    ~Flamini
    04.04.08 at 3:46 pm

49. We can be married for 1000 years,but I’m not gonna go to your mother!!!

        --1
    ~H.R.
    04.05.08 at 3:59 pm

50. I’m sick of listening Britney!

        +5
    ~Max Russian
    04.06.08 at 8:51 pm

51. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by DaveyBridges with +33 points:
    Welcome to McDonalds. Would you like to try a value meal?

    The loser, by 787 with –26 points:
    zgzu

        +3
    ~Mike Solomon
    04.07.08 at 8:12 am