The Cleverest Responses (46)

1. This little piggy went to teacher…

       +37
   ~Jeff
   03.27.08 at 8:17 am

2. His new name is gonna be P. Diddy Mao!

       --5
   ~Jeff
   03.27.08 at 8:27 am

3. Good thing daddy leaves his gun laying around. Those solicitors are getting annoying.

       --3
   ~DaveyBridges
   03.27.08 at 8:58 am

4. -do u like me?
   -no..i hate u
   -u hate me?
   -ya,YA fuck u.
   -hey,don`t tell me fuck me,fuck you..u are the next victim so,click,click,BUMMMMMM….motherfucker

       --7
   ~intelinside
   03.27.08 at 10:04 am

5. One for Mum. One for me.

       --5
   ~Fred
   03.27.08 at 11:06 am

6. Ha! He loves me not

       --3
   ~PLCM
   03.27.08 at 1:02 pm

7. The Milky Bars are on me.

       --9
   ~Jane
   03.27.08 at 2:40 pm

8. He loves me, he loves me not…

       --7
   ~Dave
   03.27.08 at 2:41 pm

9. mother warned me there would be days like this.

       --2
   ~ross
   03.27.08 at 2:42 pm

10. Now, it’s time to play Grand Theft Auto… for real!

        +9
    ~Fred
    03.27.08 at 6:03 pm

11. Yay! My favorite game, Russian Roulette! I wonder if I’ll win this time.

        --3
    ~Noah
    03.27.08 at 8:16 pm

12. Say hello to my little friend….

        --2
    ~Scott D
    03.27.08 at 10:45 pm

13. Ups :)

        --12
    ~Lucas
    03.28.08 at 9:33 am

14. Thess dildo batteries are tiny.

        --3
    ~bang
    03.28.08 at 11:38 am

15. You wont say no to me again!

        --5
    ~Sam
    03.28.08 at 12:06 pm

16. Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty….

        +24
    ~Matt
    03.28.08 at 2:16 pm

17. If it fits …

        --8
    ~Seal
    03.28.08 at 3:55 pm

18. “That’s the perfect place to hide my lipstick!”

        --7
    ~Princess
    03.28.08 at 5:09 pm

19. Exhausting,

        --8
    ~Samy
    03.28.08 at 10:03 pm

20. Just do it

        --4
    ~Serge
    03.29.08 at 4:52 am

21. How’s THIS for clever?

        --6
    ~Mary Madrovyovzhenski
    03.29.08 at 5:06 am

22. Princess Leia to Han - “I’m sure this blaster looks kinda’ funny”

        --5
    ~Jon
    03.29.08 at 6:23 am

23. come out, come out, wherever you are…

        --4
    ~whatever
    03.29.08 at 1:39 pm

24. This one is for…yeah, for a Ben guy…

        --8
    ~Anya
    03.29.08 at 2:07 pm

25. “So my ass looks fat does it…”

        --4
    ~Paul Taunton
    03.29.08 at 5:35 pm

26. I wander how deep is the hole….!

        --8
    ~Metos
    03.30.08 at 3:53 am

27. Too many times I’ve been voted down on this website. I’m done with life.

        --7
    ~Chevy Chadrovyovzhensky
    03.30.08 at 6:16 am

28. im gonna kill you tedyy bear !!!

        --8
    ~Flamini
    03.30.08 at 7:29 am

29. Moooom… can i sleep with dady tonight?!

        --6
    ~Dingo27
    03.31.08 at 11:18 am

30. I always have to take care of everything myself!

        --7
    ~Bob
    03.31.08 at 10:16 pm

31. This crayon is heavy…..

        --7
    ~Bob
    03.31.08 at 10:20 pm

32. One for daddy, one for mammy…

        --8
    ~Serg
    04.01.08 at 8:57 am

33. i like russians

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    04.01.08 at 2:40 pm

34. he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me, he doesnt, he loves me…

        --1
    ~ainainaina
    04.01.08 at 3:50 pm

35. where could be my little sister??

        --2
    ~just me
    04.02.08 at 3:27 am

36. i kill you

        --2
    ~zdenek
    04.02.08 at 4:42 am

37. man,i hate playin with dolls. so i decided i will try out some boys’ toys…

        --2
    ~emi
    04.02.08 at 8:48 am

38. “This isn’t what I asked for Christmas, wonder how it works …”

        --1
    ~Moreno
    04.02.08 at 9:42 am

39. They killed kenny…. You bastards!

        +5
    ~Scott D
    04.02.08 at 10:01 pm

40. one for mum
    …

        --6
    ~derGraf
    04.03.08 at 10:31 am

41. Today has not been a good day

        --3
    ~Mango
    04.03.08 at 2:13 pm

42. soooooo, where i gonna put this?

        --4
    ~c1p1t1
    04.03.08 at 3:15 pm

43. Mom…
    …You have any money?

        --1
    ~H.R.
    04.03.08 at 3:48 pm

44. Home is where your head is.. and yours will be split across the floor for touching my mimsy.. stepdad

        --5
    ~Lor
    04.03.08 at 4:11 pm

45. Oops, I did it again )

        +0
    ~Max Russian
    04.06.08 at 8:59 pm

46. Contest Closed!

    The winner, by Jeff with +27 points:
    This little piggy went to teacher…

    The loser, by Lucas with –13 points:
    Ups :)

        --2
    ~Mike Solomon
    04.07.08 at 8:09 am