The Cleverest Responses (88)

1. So, you forgot to fasten the motor to the back of the boat huh? What the fuck were you thinking! …. oh yea, First!

       --6
   ~scott D
   06.12.08 at 8:02 am

2. Beautiful weather… If your a DUCK!

       +37
   ~scott D
   06.12.08 at 8:03 am

3. maybe anyone should paddle…

       --3
   ~Keks
   06.12.08 at 8:37 am

4. I’m a thirsty. Have you any water?

       --19
   ~BB
   06.12.08 at 9:35 am

5. The boat is too big for as….. and sharks are nervus….

       --28
   ~Grek
   06.12.08 at 10:21 am

6. ~scott D’s post
   + ~Keks’s post
   =
   maybe anyone should suck my DUCK?

       --17
   ~Grek
   06.12.08 at 10:24 am

7. I forgot the sushi

       --9
   ~The Whore Whisperer
   06.12.08 at 10:58 am

8. Well, Dad always said he wanted a burial at sea, but I hope he’s not mad that we dumped his ass in this polluted lake.

       --1
   ~John Cocktoasten
   06.12.08 at 10:59 am

9. Dammit Natalie, I told you we shouldn’t have booked with that low-budget cruise line!

       +33
   ~Gozinga
   06.12.08 at 11:36 am

10. Is this a bad time to say I have explosive diarrhea?

        +31
    ~DaveyBridges
    06.12.08 at 1:17 pm
11. Here’s a riddle for you - what has two legs, a boat, and loves to rape and murder people out on the lake?
        +19
    ~Mike Solomon
    06.12.08 at 1:22 pm

12. Now see whats happening when you’re buying all these fuckn’ “T-Com Shares”! Even our estate has been sold….DAMN! And this boat is only leased!
    ………..I’m hungry…..and I’m cold……and my penis is gettin very..SHUT UP!

        --12
    ~Killa
    06.12.08 at 2:45 pm

13. So, I finally saw The Talented Mr. Ripley, and I thought it was pretty damn good.

        --8
    ~trent
    06.12.08 at 4:14 pm

14. This has to be the WORST booze cruise I have ever been on!

        --9
    ~trent
    06.12.08 at 4:15 pm

15. Suck a duck????

        --18
    ~scott D
    06.12.08 at 4:26 pm

16. I vote that we skip the hunger phase and go right to the cannibalism.

        +5
    ~Jeff
    06.12.08 at 4:32 pm

17. No Brian, I said “WHORES” not “OARS.”

        +11
    ~Jeff
    06.12.08 at 4:44 pm

18. So, how about a three way? Opinions?

        --4
    ~scott D
    06.12.08 at 6:04 pm

19. Relax, Fred, the guy in the movie’s name was FREDO, although he also made the Big Boss mad… now turn around and pray a Hail Mary.

        --13
    ~PLCM
    06.12.08 at 6:38 pm

20. I wish I was in a more interesting picture.

        +9
    ~Frank the Tank
    06.13.08 at 12:59 am

21. Won a boat trip and all I got are these lousy dudes.

        --7
    ~la la
    06.13.08 at 3:15 am

22. Errr, didn’t we have some animals on board, when we started this trip? What happened to them, Noah?

        --6
    ~Arroyodorado
    06.13.08 at 3:24 am

23. what if wanna shit…

        --10
    ~K-like
    06.13.08 at 12:52 pm

24. At least there isn’t thunder…

        --13
    ~Matt Bacon
    06.13.08 at 3:16 pm

25. I’m singing in the rain
    Just singing in the rain
    What a glorious feelin’
    I’m happy again

        --6
    ~Niels
    06.13.08 at 5:38 pm

26. God to Noah: I said a couple of each species, and you just had to bring a gay couple? NOAH!

        --4
    ~Niels
    06.13.08 at 5:40 pm

27. This isn’t what I meant when I suggested we go “trolling for skanks”.

        --4
    ~Frank the Tank
    06.13.08 at 11:38 pm

28. Peter, we need to talk about your TPS reports.

        +4
    ~Herbert Kornfeld
    06.13.08 at 11:43 pm

29. “Permission to cum aboard, captain.”

        --2
    ~Herbert Kornfeld
    06.13.08 at 11:46 pm

30. come on, no one will hear us, so please…
    Tell us!!!
    i promise that frog don´t understand english!

        --9
    ~jp
    06.14.08 at 8:24 am

31. The best meeting in my life, actually.

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    06.14.08 at 11:19 am

32. When you said you booked Cedar Rapids for our vacation, I didn’t know it was going to be a cruise.

        --9
    ~Jeff
    06.14.08 at 11:59 pm

33. Martin, tell us about your fear of water and your persistent sinking feeling.

        +5
    ~Eric
    06.15.08 at 6:11 am

34. Dearly beloved we gather here to join this man and,,

    hey has anyone seen the ring bearer?

        --5
    ~Atryu
    06.15.08 at 4:39 pm

35. Are u sure Noe’s Arch will pass here to catch us, before the end of the World?

        --6
    ~Fábio
    06.15.08 at 9:42 pm

36. okay, so what does your f**king sat nav say now, nautilus?!?

        --4
    ~adam
    06.16.08 at 7:28 am

37. this is the life ey, no wifes gettin on your nerves, with I’m cold, I’m bored, I wonna go home, just three guys on a lake…

        --8
    ~alij
    06.16.08 at 9:31 am

38. Here you see: We’re all in the same boat.

        --7
    ~Janina
    06.16.08 at 9:33 am

39. Have any of you seen the film jaws?

        --9
    ~Seán
    06.17.08 at 1:33 pm

40. Im gay!

        --6
    ~Uii
    06.17.08 at 2:28 pm

41. Noy/and where is your great ark????

        --11
    ~Anonymous
    06.17.08 at 2:45 pm

42. how you think, John. Are there English speaking indians?

        --11
    ~alex&r
    06.17.08 at 8:01 pm

43. He is one too many here!

        --12
    ~alex&r
    06.17.08 at 8:19 pm

44. What the hell is “Noe’s Arch”? Does pathetic, semiliterate Fabio mean Noah’s Ark?

        --7
    ~Captain Bligh
    06.18.08 at 10:31 am

45. Wow, That Global Warming Really Snuck Up On Us Huh

        +1
    ~Azza
    06.18.08 at 11:08 am

46. Beautiful weather … If you’re a duck .

        --14
    ~dood
    06.20.08 at 12:39 pm

47. why would we bring brollies and no food?

        --7
    ~danny
    06.20.08 at 2:47 pm

48. Alright, who wants a handjob? Handjob? Handjob?

        +4
    ~Jorge Chautauqua
    06.22.08 at 1:29 am

49. …it’s a 4 bedroom, 3 bath, but there’s only one drawback…

        --7
    ~mikeO
    06.22.08 at 8:55 pm

50. “Fuck it…. wata hell I’ am doing in this fucking boat…. with my chif and his’ stupid wife…. he said… wana carier grow… come on… i love fishing…. damit wata fucking hell I am doing here… “

        --7
    ~Grek
    06.23.08 at 5:05 am

51. i splept with your wife

        --4
    ~Diggi
    06.23.08 at 5:42 am

52. Well, Charlie did say he would swim home if he didn’t get an umbrella. Now who’s going to row?

        --7
    ~Muttley
    06.24.08 at 2:40 am

53. well…they did warn us that we were running out of oil….

        --6
    ~Dan
    06.24.08 at 4:33 am

54. Yes, it is still the Republican Party’s assertion that there is no such thing as global warming. Now lets get on with this tour of the oil rigs in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge.

        --6
    ~Amy
    06.24.08 at 10:04 pm

55. …and now? who wants to play a game?

        --4
    ~ken
    06.25.08 at 10:13 am

56. …who booked economy?

        --6
    ~woop
    06.26.08 at 12:57 pm

57. I’m wet…

        --6
    ~raz
    06.27.08 at 3:37 am

58. So, you guys think Ryan Seacrest is gay or what?

        --3
    ~Julio
    06.29.08 at 4:54 am

59. And that’s when I discover that the monster of the loch ness is living here.

        --5
    ~Senfir
    07.03.08 at 2:37 pm

60. some thing smells fishy around here.

        --3
    ~smithy
    07.05.08 at 11:31 am

61. Maybe the wrong place for dealings :/

        --5
    ~mk
    07.08.08 at 5:00 pm

62. Maybe the wrong place for dealings :

        --5
    ~mk
    07.08.08 at 5:01 pm

63. If one man in this boat wouldn’t be here…

        --4
    ~crisyo
    07.11.08 at 8:16 pm

64. That is where i live…

        --2
    ~Jose Alvarado
    07.13.08 at 4:19 pm

65. Ok Fred, I hope you didn’t forget the concrete shoes this time…

        --4
    ~Someguy
    07.14.08 at 12:11 pm

66. Which one’s the candlestick maker?

        --4
    ~Jay
    07.15.08 at 12:27 am

67. Ähmm so …. that is the new open office ?

        --1
    ~Sithis
    07.15.08 at 12:42 pm

68. Oh yeah he was a great travel agent…

        --1
    ~CJB
    07.24.08 at 11:10 pm

69. Three men in a boat, with four cigarets and no matches, how do they manage to smoke?

        --1
    ~Scooter
    07.25.08 at 5:47 am

70. Yes, I do

        --1
    ~jasiekor
    07.29.08 at 6:49 pm

71. I do…

        --1
    ~Pieter Baeyaert
    07.30.08 at 10:51 am

72. I’m glad we tossed Liz over; stupid bitch. Now tell me LIZ - who doesn’t have a life? Heh. Swim, bitch… swim with your cement shoes.

        +2
    ~Liz is a WHORE.
    08.09.08 at 7:18 pm

73. Now that we are finally leaving this island, Kate, i wondered if you could give a blowjob to me (moreoverSawyer is looking at us, that’s pretty exciting!)

        +7
    ~Seb
    09.02.08 at 8:31 am

74. How beautiful…, so green, so much water, this cool rain…is so different to our country, Egypt

        --1
    ~tomas
    09.04.08 at 4:27 pm

75. The meeting can begin

        +1
    ~mili
    09.19.08 at 7:14 am

76. which 1 of us is the candle stick maker

        +1
    ~rob
    09.29.08 at 5:36 am

77. So Fredo, I’ve got some bad news for you. Could you hold this umbrella for a second.

        +1
    ~Nick
    10.07.08 at 9:11 pm

78. it’s keeping good afternoon, isn’t it?

        +0
    ~marta
    10.21.08 at 5:53 pm

79. I’m singing in the rain…
    Just singing in the rain…

        +0
    ~Nele
    12.01.08 at 5:49 am

80. “Ok. Nobody leaves untill my wife shows up. And she better be ok”

        +1
    ~Frankie
    12.07.08 at 7:18 pm

81. woman- paul, you can kill yourself on a sunny day, and we don t have to be there !

        +1
    ~ana
    01.14.09 at 10:21 am

82. I told you, that dredgers cannot swim….because they only have one arm!!

        +1
    ~Michael
    02.09.09 at 9:38 am

83. It does not matter if we look silly, we still get paid by the Stock Photo Agency for this useless metaphorical picture, though I wonder if anyone will really buy it.

        +0
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:30 am

84. so where the fuck is this old greg you told us about?

        +0
    ~nathaniel bush
    03.19.09 at 8:47 pm

85. Row row your boat …

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    06.07.09 at 8:01 am

86. three men in a boat…Are we really on the tamise?

        +0
    ~lapompa
    02.05.10 at 8:28 am

87. if we have a crash, lady and children first

        +0
    ~lapompa
    02.05.10 at 8:29 am

88. 2012: Next stop, big ships in china!

        +0
    ~Saru
    02.05.10 at 10:30 am

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