The Cleverest Responses (51)

1. When will she realize I’m not wearing any pants?

       +92
   ~DaveyBridges
   06.09.08 at 8:50 am

2. sorry to interrupt, but was it: miss or misses bauer?

       --16
   ~alij
   06.09.08 at 9:58 am

3. Why does she feel the need to apply hand sanitizer every time she shakes my hand?

       +24
   ~John Cocktoasten
   06.09.08 at 10:50 am

4. What’s up, sweet tits?

       --15
   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   06.09.08 at 10:54 am

5. Excuse me, could you please stop clapping. Please. STOP CLAPPING!!!!!!

       +17
   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   06.09.08 at 10:56 am

6. relax honey. may be you will survive and they will f*ck me… (he he he, u can hope…)

       --32
   ~Grek
   06.09.08 at 12:27 pm

7. Boy do I want to fuck you in the ass right now!!

       --25
   ~D.V.D.A.
   06.09.08 at 12:34 pm

8. No No No - I said I gave YOU the clap

       --14
   ~Super Marc
   06.09.08 at 1:56 pm

9. hmmm… were in a dark room.. alone and ive got a box of condoms in my jacket pocket

       --26
   ~S3AN
   06.09.08 at 6:57 pm

10. Honey…I keep telling you, you don’t clap after grace.

        --14
    ~Jeff
    06.09.08 at 9:09 pm

11. It’s longer than that!

        +45
    ~Jeff
    06.09.08 at 9:10 pm

12. I know you’re only a blow up doll, but you could at least TALK to me.

        --16
    ~The Greek Guy
    06.09.08 at 9:40 pm

13. >>>>>>

        --22
    ~Jojo
    06.10.08 at 12:17 am

14. All your bush are belong to me

        --13
    ~The Whore Whisperer
    06.10.08 at 12:19 am

15. O really? Birds do their wings like this?

        --5
    ~Stray Bullet
    06.10.08 at 4:30 am

16. If You do this with my little friend, I´ll give You the job You wanted.

        --14
    ~Mira
    06.10.08 at 7:19 am

17. She does actually quite look like a pirat with that eye-fold…

        --14
    ~DaRaFa
    06.10.08 at 11:12 am

18. Look! i already know that’s a shadow Butterfly!

        --7
    ~mitternacht
    06.10.08 at 11:26 am

19. Don’t know what she’s talkn’ bout……but she got nice tits!!!

        --9
    ~Killa
    06.10.08 at 11:43 am

20. Damn…she DOES know I have a small penis!

        --13
    ~trent
    06.10.08 at 4:49 pm

21. damn, she likes fetishes!

        --16
    ~M
    06.10.08 at 4:53 pm

22. Sorry but i don’t have vacancy for lover anymore. The last 3 were filled last week…

        --10
    ~Fábio
    06.10.08 at 7:31 pm

23. Yes well,A prank phone call could detonate a nuclear device as big as the moon in the core of earth witch is lava resistent of corse.(what a stupid idea!)

        --11
    ~Anonymous
    06.10.08 at 8:57 pm

24. A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
    Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1

        --11
    ~Anonymous
    06.10.08 at 9:00 pm

25. A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
    Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1

        --14
    ~Sean hanity
    06.10.08 at 9:00 pm

26. FU-IN TITS ARE HUGE!!!!!

        --12
    ~Sean hanity
    06.10.08 at 9:02 pm

27. I thought it was bigger than that!!!!

        --6
    ~my name: BITCH
    06.11.08 at 5:59 am

28. “Five Dollar Foot Long!!!”

        --7
    ~Steve-O
    06.11.08 at 9:01 am

29. Your face, your ass….what’s the difference?

        --6
    ~Killa
    06.11.08 at 12:32 pm

30. What the fuck is she talking about?

        --6
    ~SOCOM
    06.11.08 at 5:58 pm

31. Wow, when I applied for a job at this school for the deaf, I never thought the interview would be in sign language!

        +5
    ~Gozinga
    06.11.08 at 8:07 pm

32. “bush ARE belong . . .pirat . . .she got . . .witch is lava resistent of corse . . .
    sise . . .” what is this, a place where semiliterates come to show their stupidity?

        --9
    ~Zot
    06.11.08 at 8:16 pm

33. Did you get wit um last night?
    Deez NUTS bitch!

        --13
    ~D.V.D.A.
    06.11.08 at 11:08 pm

34. You people are stupid

        --6
    ~DS
    06.12.08 at 3:52 pm

35. Why didn’t you tell me you had Herpes when I chowed your box?

        --5
    ~Frank the Tank
    06.13.08 at 1:01 am

36. yes that’s right, that’s exactly 12 inches.

        --8
    ~adam
    06.16.08 at 7:19 am

37. What’s going on???

        --9
    ~Perdono
    06.16.08 at 10:26 am

38. shut up

        --8
    ~Amy
    06.19.08 at 3:04 am

39. bļa jā suka sūkā man !

        --11
    ~EddyBoy
    06.19.08 at 5:55 am

40. You didn’t really appreciate this fuckin play, please, they were just… argh.

        --7
    ~Senfir
    07.03.08 at 2:38 pm

41. sorry to say but the results was you are a trisexual.

        --7
    ~smithy
    07.05.08 at 11:33 am

42. So tell me Billie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?

        --4
    ~Jay
    07.15.08 at 12:37 am

43. Way to go people - more lame-ass responses about penis size and ass-fucking. Since Mike doesn’t seem to be interested in declaring a best/worst response for these captions I’ll do it myself:

    Worst response makers in order of suckage:
    1. Grek
    2. DVDA
    3. Sean Hanity

    You each win a boot to the skull. Enjoy.

        +1
    ~The Peanut Gallery
    07.18.08 at 3:12 pm

44. Let me ask you something… Do you like rowboat rides?

        +3
    ~Liz is a WHORE.
    08.09.08 at 7:19 pm

45. what the fuck is she you talking about men?

        --1
    ~latino
    08.11.08 at 3:51 pm

46. That you would not speak I will touch yours a breast

        --1
    ~Diapazone
    08.12.08 at 5:41 pm

47. This pair of false arms are absolutely fantastic. I came three times and she didn’t notice anything…

        +7
    ~Seb
    09.02.08 at 8:44 am

48. Ehm…are you urinating on my shoe?

        +0
    ~Anon
    01.01.09 at 7:23 pm

49. my first thought was “i got the clap”

        +1
    ~kira
    01.10.09 at 7:39 pm

50. if only she were a man…

        +0
    ~ana
    01.14.09 at 10:24 am

51. Yes maybe we should tell the photographer and the stylist that the pictures might come out a little dark and muted. Then again someone might want that kind of dismal look for some lame and dismal annual report.

        +0
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:42 am

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