If You do this with my little friend, I´ll give You the job You wanted.
--14
~Mira 06.10.08 at 7:19 am
She does actually quite look like a pirat with that eye-fold…
--14
~DaRaFa 06.10.08 at 11:12 am
Look! i already know that’s a shadow Butterfly!
--7
~mitternacht 06.10.08 at 11:26 am
Don’t know what she’s talkn’ bout……but she got nice tits!!!
--9
~Killa 06.10.08 at 11:43 am
Damn…she DOES know I have a small penis!
--13
~trent 06.10.08 at 4:49 pm
damn, she likes fetishes!
--16
~M 06.10.08 at 4:53 pm
Sorry but i don’t have vacancy for lover anymore. The last 3 were filled last week…
--10
~Fábio 06.10.08 at 7:31 pm
Yes well,A prank phone call could detonate a nuclear device as big as the moon in the core of earth witch is lava resistent of corse.(what a stupid idea!)
--11
~Anonymous 06.10.08 at 8:57 pm
A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1
--11
~Anonymous 06.10.08 at 9:00 pm
A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1
--14
~Sean hanity 06.10.08 at 9:00 pm
FU-IN TITS ARE HUGE!!!!!
--12
~Sean hanity 06.10.08 at 9:02 pm
I thought it was bigger than that!!!!
--6
~my name: BITCH 06.11.08 at 5:59 am
“Five Dollar Foot Long!!!”
--7
~Steve-O 06.11.08 at 9:01 am
Your face, your ass….what’s the difference?
--6
~Killa 06.11.08 at 12:32 pm
What the fuck is she talking about?
--6
~SOCOM 06.11.08 at 5:58 pm
Wow, when I applied for a job at this school for the deaf, I never thought the interview would be in sign language!
+5
~Gozinga 06.11.08 at 8:07 pm
“bush ARE belong . . .pirat . . .she got . . .witch is lava resistent of corse . . .
sise . . .” what is this, a place where semiliterates come to show their stupidity?
--9
~Zot 06.11.08 at 8:16 pm
Did you get wit um last night?
Deez NUTS bitch!
--13
~D.V.D.A. 06.11.08 at 11:08 pm
You people are stupid
--6
~DS 06.12.08 at 3:52 pm
Why didn’t you tell me you had Herpes when I chowed your box?
--5
~Frank the Tank 06.13.08 at 1:01 am
yes that’s right, that’s exactly 12 inches.
--8
~adam 06.16.08 at 7:19 am
What’s going on???
--9
~Perdono 06.16.08 at 10:26 am
shut up
--8
~Amy 06.19.08 at 3:04 am
bļa jā suka sūkā man !
--11
~EddyBoy 06.19.08 at 5:55 am
You didn’t really appreciate this fuckin play, please, they were just… argh.
--7
~Senfir 07.03.08 at 2:38 pm
sorry to say but the results was you are a trisexual.
--7
~smithy 07.05.08 at 11:33 am
So tell me Billie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
--4
~Jay 07.15.08 at 12:37 am
Way to go people - more lame-ass responses about penis size and ass-fucking. Since Mike doesn’t seem to be interested in declaring a best/worst response for these captions I’ll do it myself:
Worst response makers in order of suckage:
1. Grek
2. DVDA
3. Sean Hanity
You each win a boot to the skull. Enjoy.
+1
~The Peanut Gallery 07.18.08 at 3:12 pm
Let me ask you something… Do you like rowboat rides?
+3
~Liz is a WHORE. 08.09.08 at 7:19 pm
what the fuck is she you talking about men?
--1
~latino 08.11.08 at 3:51 pm
That you would not speak I will touch yours a breast
--1
~Diapazone 08.12.08 at 5:41 pm
This pair of false arms are absolutely fantastic. I came three times and she didn’t notice anything…
+7
~Seb 09.02.08 at 8:44 am
Ehm…are you urinating on my shoe?
+0
~Anon 01.01.09 at 7:23 pm
my first thought was “i got the clap”
+1
~kira 01.10.09 at 7:39 pm
if only she were a man…
+0
~ana 01.14.09 at 10:24 am
Yes maybe we should tell the photographer and the stylist that the pictures might come out a little dark and muted. Then again someone might want that kind of dismal look for some lame and dismal annual report.
When will she realize I’m not wearing any pants?
06.09.08 at 8:50 am
sorry to interrupt, but was it: miss or misses bauer?
06.09.08 at 9:58 am
Why does she feel the need to apply hand sanitizer every time she shakes my hand?
06.09.08 at 10:50 am
What’s up, sweet tits?
06.09.08 at 10:54 am
Excuse me, could you please stop clapping. Please. STOP CLAPPING!!!!!!
06.09.08 at 10:56 am
relax honey. may be you will survive and they will f*ck me… (he he he, u can hope…)
06.09.08 at 12:27 pm
Boy do I want to fuck you in the ass right now!!
06.09.08 at 12:34 pm
No No No - I said I gave YOU the clap
06.09.08 at 1:56 pm
hmmm… were in a dark room.. alone and ive got a box of condoms in my jacket pocket
06.09.08 at 6:57 pm
Honey…I keep telling you, you don’t clap after grace.
06.09.08 at 9:09 pm
It’s longer than that!
06.09.08 at 9:10 pm
I know you’re only a blow up doll, but you could at least TALK to me.
06.09.08 at 9:40 pm
>>>>>>
06.10.08 at 12:17 am
All your bush are belong to me
06.10.08 at 12:19 am
O really? Birds do their wings like this?
06.10.08 at 4:30 am
If You do this with my little friend, I´ll give You the job You wanted.
06.10.08 at 7:19 am
She does actually quite look like a pirat with that eye-fold…
06.10.08 at 11:12 am
Look! i already know that’s a shadow Butterfly!
06.10.08 at 11:26 am
Don’t know what she’s talkn’ bout……but she got nice tits!!!
06.10.08 at 11:43 am
Damn…she DOES know I have a small penis!
06.10.08 at 4:49 pm
damn, she likes fetishes!
06.10.08 at 4:53 pm
Sorry but i don’t have vacancy for lover anymore. The last 3 were filled last week…
06.10.08 at 7:31 pm
Yes well,A prank phone call could detonate a nuclear device as big as the moon in the core of earth witch is lava resistent of corse.(what a stupid idea!)
06.10.08 at 8:57 pm
A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1
06.10.08 at 9:00 pm
A NUCLEAR BOMB THE SISE OF THE MOON WILL BLOW UP IF SOME ON SAYS”BANANA”!!!!!!!!!!1111111
Oh fu->BOOM!!!!1
06.10.08 at 9:00 pm
FU-IN TITS ARE HUGE!!!!!
06.10.08 at 9:02 pm
I thought it was bigger than that!!!!
06.11.08 at 5:59 am
“Five Dollar Foot Long!!!”
06.11.08 at 9:01 am
Your face, your ass….what’s the difference?
06.11.08 at 12:32 pm
What the fuck is she talking about?
06.11.08 at 5:58 pm
Wow, when I applied for a job at this school for the deaf, I never thought the interview would be in sign language!
06.11.08 at 8:07 pm
“bush ARE belong . . .pirat . . .she got . . .witch is lava resistent of corse . . .
sise . . .” what is this, a place where semiliterates come to show their stupidity?
06.11.08 at 8:16 pm
Did you get wit um last night?
Deez NUTS bitch!
06.11.08 at 11:08 pm
You people are stupid
06.12.08 at 3:52 pm
Why didn’t you tell me you had Herpes when I chowed your box?
06.13.08 at 1:01 am
yes that’s right, that’s exactly 12 inches.
06.16.08 at 7:19 am
What’s going on???
06.16.08 at 10:26 am
shut up
06.19.08 at 3:04 am
bļa jā suka sūkā man !
06.19.08 at 5:55 am
You didn’t really appreciate this fuckin play, please, they were just… argh.
07.03.08 at 2:38 pm
sorry to say but the results was you are a trisexual.
07.05.08 at 11:33 am
So tell me Billie, have you ever seen a grown man naked?
07.15.08 at 12:37 am
Way to go people - more lame-ass responses about penis size and ass-fucking. Since Mike doesn’t seem to be interested in declaring a best/worst response for these captions I’ll do it myself:
Worst response makers in order of suckage:
1. Grek
2. DVDA
3. Sean Hanity
You each win a boot to the skull. Enjoy.
07.18.08 at 3:12 pm
Let me ask you something… Do you like rowboat rides?
08.09.08 at 7:19 pm
what the fuck is she you talking about men?
08.11.08 at 3:51 pm
That you would not speak I will touch yours a breast
08.12.08 at 5:41 pm
This pair of false arms are absolutely fantastic. I came three times and she didn’t notice anything…
09.02.08 at 8:44 am
Ehm…are you urinating on my shoe?
01.01.09 at 7:23 pm
my first thought was “i got the clap”
01.10.09 at 7:39 pm
if only she were a man…
01.14.09 at 10:24 am
Yes maybe we should tell the photographer and the stylist that the pictures might come out a little dark and muted. Then again someone might want that kind of dismal look for some lame and dismal annual report.
02.13.09 at 6:42 am