The Cleverest Responses (38)

1. ARRRR.. I’ll Bend over and let you bury your treasure… ARRRR.

       --2
   ~scott D
   06.02.08 at 7:27 am

2. Wow…. That penis IS really small.

       +4
   ~scott D
   06.02.08 at 7:29 am

3. I can’t see a single person on this website who’s got the intellectual capabilities to fill my bubble with something half decent….

       --3
   ~Shorny
   06.02.08 at 7:54 am

4. They call me Napoleon Bonemehard.

       --14
   ~DaveyBridges
   06.02.08 at 8:42 am

5. Only time will tell if starring in “Stratego: The Porno” will be a good career move.

       +14
   ~John Cocktoasten
   06.02.08 at 4:12 pm

6. “I Spy with my little eye something beginning with ‘W’”

       --12
   ~Seán
   06.02.08 at 4:54 pm

7. I can see Fedamore, oh wait that’s just a caravan park!

       --21
   ~Shane
   06.02.08 at 5:25 pm

8. Jennifer Lopez stars in: “Masturbator and Commander: The Far Side of Uranus”

       +6
   ~Jimmy McCrapplepants
   06.02.08 at 7:05 pm

9. Girl or boy?

       --8
   ~Anonymous
   06.03.08 at 3:47 am

10. All this effort, and many people will just remember me for the palindrome, “Able was I ere I saw Elba.”
    (99% OF THE PEOPLE VISITING THIS HAVE NO CLUE WHAT A PALINDROME IS)

        --7
    ~Chew on this, semiliterates!
    06.03.08 at 8:19 pm

11. A palindrome is a sentence (or any words or numbers) spelled the same way forwards and backwards. (No Google search, honest) Yeah, it’s not called “The Cleverest” for nothing.

        --10
    ~David B.
    06.03.08 at 9:41 pm

12. for how long do i have to stay like this?

        --9
    ~Capnash
    06.04.08 at 2:05 am

13. Wow, we’re dropping palindromes now. What’s next? Similes? You’re all about as funny as cancer of the asshole. There’s a simile for you.

        --7
    ~Gabe
    06.04.08 at 5:04 pm

14. He may be proud of his palindrome but unfortunately his post was completely devoid of humor.

        --2
    ~The Peanut Gallery
    06.04.08 at 11:16 pm

15. Yeah he sucks

        --7
    ~dood
    06.05.08 at 8:31 am

16. Wellington may be my richest John, but this is the last time I “go down” at Waterloo for him.

        --7
    ~Jeff
    06.05.08 at 12:13 pm

17. England expects that every man will do my pootie.

        --8
    ~Jeff
    06.05.08 at 12:16 pm

18. OMG - George W. is masturbating again!

        --6
    ~Leela
    06.05.08 at 1:14 pm

19. This role-playing sex game is getting old….

        --5
    ~The Professor
    06.05.08 at 7:52 pm

20. I see one idiot, who is looking at me now.

        --1
    ~uuuf
    06.06.08 at 6:17 pm

21. “Captain, put the eyeglass down and look out! That cloud is trying to cum on your hat!”

        +0
    ~agentsirus
    06.06.08 at 8:35 pm

22. i gonna be the first guy who drinked with an eye.

        --4
    ~simba
    06.08.08 at 7:56 am

23. This kaleidescope is fantastic, you should see all the pretty colours. Wait till I show everyone in their padded rooms!

        +2
    ~The Greek Guy
    06.09.08 at 9:29 pm

24. Damn…….it still isn’t a kaleidoscope….what a bummer!
    But this cupple having…ah what ever.
    And what the fuck is this white cloud, next to my head doing here?

        --3
    ~Killa
    06.10.08 at 11:55 am

25. Maybe i should put this shit in my ass?

        --5
    ~m
    06.10.08 at 4:57 pm

26. Paparazzi? voyeur? I dont mind! I wanna see a savage sex!

        --5
    ~Fábio
    06.10.08 at 7:12 pm

27. I see sunrise of the women time!!!

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    06.12.08 at 6:10 am

28. Aren’t I a little young for a Captian Morgan comercial?

        --5
    ~Atryu
    06.15.08 at 4:53 pm

29. hmmmmm i wonder how i have to use this

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    06.16.08 at 12:05 am

30. Clear.. No Napoleons in the area.

        --5
    ~alex&r
    06.17.08 at 8:05 pm

31. Those buggers, they put glue in the eye piece, and why couldn’t they give me a costume that doesn’t chafe?

        --5
    ~Doc
    06.18.08 at 11:17 am

32. Mom, you hidden me too long the way to make baby. Now I will know!

        --2
    ~Senfir
    07.03.08 at 2:50 pm

33. yar i hav never seen a penis as big before.

        --1
    ~smithy
    07.05.08 at 11:36 am

34. Look at that camel toe!

        --1
    ~scott D
    07.09.08 at 1:15 am

35. You blind? He’s a girl

        +0
    ~Manamaka
    07.12.08 at 12:59 pm

36. I can see my house from here!

        --1
    ~Someguy
    07.14.08 at 12:14 pm

37. More proof that your standard 18th century gear looked better on women.

        +2
    ~Jay
    07.15.08 at 12:30 am

38. I can’t see anything -OH fuck it’s my dildo! Then where is my telescope?

        +1
    ~Seb
    09.02.08 at 9:19 am

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