- Look at all the stupids out there!
- Yeah, I hate those heterosexuals. Let’s get suck Davey’s cock.
--20
~T☺bias 06.24.08 at 7:03 am
“Did you remember to put those funny pills the veterinarian gave Frisky in Mommy and Daddy’s drinks?”
“Yeah, can’t you tell? He’s turning blue, and she’s starting to clutch at her throat. What fun!”
--4
~Gozinga 06.24.08 at 7:16 am
oh yeah)) mom and dad are doing sex)))
--13
~ugine31 06.24.08 at 9:09 am
Yes, the curtains DO match the carpet.
--3
~John Cocktoasten 06.24.08 at 11:42 pm
Except there’s really no carpet to speak of.
--3
~John Cocktoasten 06.24.08 at 11:43 pm
OMG… WATA STUPID ASSHOLES TRY TO JOKE HERE….
--18
~Grek 06.25.08 at 5:22 am
Hey Grek, Learn how to speak english correctly then you can comment.
+4
~scott D 06.25.08 at 8:41 am
-Santa Claus?
-Hum… I don’t think so… Look like an old, fat, drunk and homeless man in red …
--9
~Fábio 06.25.08 at 9:44 pm
-So, lets have a disguise…
- I’ll be you and you”ll be me…
Left: I’m obviously our parents favourite. They can see I’ve the prettier smile.
Right: You think they can see? Look at the décor…
+3
~woop 06.26.08 at 12:53 pm
- Are you sure you are my sister?
- ummmmm have to ask Mummy
--12
~Kelvin 06.26.08 at 9:31 pm
Sure they look innocent here, but these love children from the 70s have quite a tragic story to tell, the details of which include living in poorly decorated homes, being forced to wear hideous outfits, and watching the hairy neighbor muff dive mommy. All on the next Montel.
--10
~trent 06.26.08 at 10:19 pm
“Grammy and Grampy, we’re so glad you let us come to live with you after Mommy and Daddy burned up in our house fire!”
“That was the same night they said we couldn’t have a pony. But YOU’LL let us have a pony, won’t you? H-m-m-m-m-m-m?”
+14
~Nihilistic Neil 06.27.08 at 9:19 am
“Well, they won’t oversleep and miss the plane to Disney World THIS year!”
“Darn right. Wiring their bedsprings to the wall outlet and setting the timer for 6:00 a.m. was the best idea we ever had!”
“We’ve decided what we want that bird you had in your bedroom last night for our birthday present.”
“When we walked past the door we heard Daddy say, ‘Shall I catch it in the sheet or let it fly?’.”
--6
~Gozinga 06.27.08 at 9:22 am
Hi….
Hi….
--11
~Grek 06.28.08 at 6:18 am
Come play with us
--8
~zippybla 06.28.08 at 7:40 am
What a stupid guys look on us now!
--8
~Alex 06.29.08 at 2:15 am
Aw… isn’t it cute what kitty did!
…That’s my shoe she did it in!!
--5
~dew 06.30.08 at 3:49 pm
-I’ll kill them!
-No! Wait! I’ll do it better! ))
--1
~Zelimhan 07.01.08 at 7:28 am
the more i smile, the more they will think it was her…
--1
~christfuck 07.01.08 at 11:55 am
mommy, do sister can give me some fun with her finger.
please, say no, she’s allready full of cheese
--6
~Senfir 07.03.08 at 2:36 pm
-Alien, us?
-Ain’t that silly, Zuff?
-Yeah, real silly Xenort =]
Mike Solomon lives in New York City where he works as Creative Director at Snooth.
Recent Wines
REDRUM….
06.23.08 at 7:39 am
Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we shanked them.
06.23.08 at 8:34 am
I am best… No I am best…. i am best of the best…. I am best of the best of the best…
06.23.08 at 1:51 pm
- So, at last he doesn’t breathe, does he?
- No, he doesn’t
06.23.08 at 3:26 pm
We know all you secrets!
06.23.08 at 4:47 pm
Lindsey Lohan ain’t got SHIT on us!!!! We party HARD bitchez!!!!
06.23.08 at 5:27 pm
They walk alike they talk alike–they will blow your mind! When cousins…identical cousins, you will find…Oh when cousins…are two of a kind!
06.23.08 at 6:44 pm
Really? In your pocket?
06.23.08 at 11:49 pm
That was a really long van ride. So, where’s the candy?
06.24.08 at 2:02 am
-Daddy molests me the most! :)
-No fair :(
06.24.08 at 2:11 am
Fuck it… pearens… who asked do IT twise…. i didn’t want a sister….
06.24.08 at 3:28 am
Mommy and Daddy wanted us to clean our room. We didn’t want to so we thumped them.
06.24.08 at 6:56 am
- Look at all the stupids out there!
- Yeah, I hate those heterosexuals. Let’s get suck Davey’s cock.
06.24.08 at 7:03 am
“Did you remember to put those funny pills the veterinarian gave Frisky in Mommy and Daddy’s drinks?”
“Yeah, can’t you tell? He’s turning blue, and she’s starting to clutch at her throat. What fun!”
06.24.08 at 7:16 am
oh yeah)) mom and dad are doing sex)))
06.24.08 at 9:09 am
Yes, the curtains DO match the carpet.
06.24.08 at 11:42 pm
Except there’s really no carpet to speak of.
06.24.08 at 11:43 pm
OMG… WATA STUPID ASSHOLES TRY TO JOKE HERE….
06.25.08 at 5:22 am
Hey Grek, Learn how to speak english correctly then you can comment.
06.25.08 at 8:41 am
-Santa Claus?
-Hum… I don’t think so… Look like an old, fat, drunk and homeless man in red …
06.25.08 at 9:44 pm
-So, lets have a disguise…
- I’ll be you and you”ll be me…
06.26.08 at 2:01 am
Left: I’m obviously our parents favourite. They can see I’ve the prettier smile.
Right: You think they can see? Look at the décor…
06.26.08 at 12:53 pm
- Are you sure you are my sister?
- ummmmm have to ask Mummy
06.26.08 at 9:31 pm
Sure they look innocent here, but these love children from the 70s have quite a tragic story to tell, the details of which include living in poorly decorated homes, being forced to wear hideous outfits, and watching the hairy neighbor muff dive mommy. All on the next Montel.
06.26.08 at 10:19 pm
“Grammy and Grampy, we’re so glad you let us come to live with you after Mommy and Daddy burned up in our house fire!”
“That was the same night they said we couldn’t have a pony. But YOU’LL let us have a pony, won’t you? H-m-m-m-m-m-m?”
06.27.08 at 9:19 am
“Well, they won’t oversleep and miss the plane to Disney World THIS year!”
“Darn right. Wiring their bedsprings to the wall outlet and setting the timer for 6:00 a.m. was the best idea we ever had!”
06.27.08 at 9:20 am
“We’ve decided what we want that bird you had in your bedroom last night for our birthday present.”
“When we walked past the door we heard Daddy say, ‘Shall I catch it in the sheet or let it fly?’.”
06.27.08 at 9:22 am
Hi….
Hi….
06.28.08 at 6:18 am
Come play with us
06.28.08 at 7:40 am
What a stupid guys look on us now!
06.29.08 at 2:15 am
Aw… isn’t it cute what kitty did!
…That’s my shoe she did it in!!
06.30.08 at 3:49 pm
-I’ll kill them!
-No! Wait! I’ll do it better! ))
07.01.08 at 7:28 am
the more i smile, the more they will think it was her…
07.01.08 at 11:55 am
mommy, do sister can give me some fun with her finger.
please, say no, she’s allready full of cheese
07.03.08 at 2:36 pm
-Alien, us?
-Ain’t that silly, Zuff?
-Yeah, real silly Xenort =]
07.03.08 at 4:29 pm
“I just pee’d my pants”
“It’s OK, I’m wearing socks”
07.04.08 at 2:31 am
- take photo now!!
- we so drunk…
07.07.08 at 1:39 am
If I were you…
…where I would be?
07.11.08 at 8:08 pm
If I were you…
…where would I be?
07.12.08 at 9:28 am
- Can I bite his face now?
- NO WAY!!! It’s my turn…
07.14.08 at 12:06 pm
Please, show me your other conjoined twins.
07.15.08 at 12:52 am
fghfghfghfg
07.15.08 at 9:32 am
u people have absolutly no lifes
07.17.08 at 11:51 pm
Left girl: “This kinda sucks.”
Right girl: “It really does.”
07.26.08 at 4:22 am
Liz needs to buy a dildo because she hasn’t a man in her life. Uglyface. Nobody at work likes you.
07.26.08 at 4:25 am
dear liz. it’s ‘lives’, not lifes. Say it with me… ‘lives’.
08.06.08 at 4:26 am
I happen to know Liz in a most intimate way. I can tell you that, on her back, she’s a lifeless, hairy corpse.
08.08.08 at 5:25 pm
Come play with us David…
08.25.08 at 5:18 am
We’re Beatrice
08.26.08 at 4:37 am
Come play with us…forever and ever…
08.27.08 at 11:57 am
Left: do you like my new wallpaper?
Right: i’m… i’m going to throw up
09.02.08 at 8:11 am
right:”why do I have to wear blue?”
left:”cuz u’r an ugly boy who wants look like me”
09.08.08 at 10:28 am
- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!
- It’s not true that twins talk in sync!
09.12.08 at 10:58 pm
dear boss . Can i ake the jib now ? I can work really good with the photoshop
10.20.08 at 1:50 pm
grrr… i wanted the jumper with the blue stipe
11.20.08 at 11:29 am
“Where is the knife?”
“I don’t know, but I have clippers!”
12.01.08 at 1:09 am
“Corpse?, what corpse?”
“It was her”
12.07.08 at 7:15 pm
“I’m wearing pink, which makes me prettier, cuter, and so much better than yours.”
“Bullsh*t.”
12.11.08 at 2:15 pm
I Sissy , I Missy… what next?! what next?!
12.17.08 at 9:44 am
My sister is a consumer whore.
And how!
12.29.08 at 2:01 pm
blue-do you really think i buy that whole santa story?
pink- actually ,your shoes look just like my dad’s.do you buy them from the same store?
01.14.09 at 10:19 am
“Sis and I live in Salem”
“Yeah, and we make poltergeists when we’re not happy”
02.13.09 at 6:17 am
“This is Jaaaaaaaack”
05.21.09 at 4:07 am
a) I’m prettier than my sis..
b) We see us tonight…
08.04.09 at 11:30 am
“I hope we can one day afford college.”
“I like horses!”
09.03.09 at 11:56 pm