The Cleverest Responses (68)

1. First !

       --24
   ~dood
   06.05.08 at 8:26 am

2. OOPS!

       --14
   ~A.Nonymous
   06.05.08 at 10:09 am

3. Dam, I forgot my sticks!

       +11
   ~Niels
   06.05.08 at 10:16 am

4. Instead of a Telemark landing, I am going to try a Telemarketer’s landing. That’s where I don’t come down until they sit down to dinner.

       --7
   ~Jeff
   06.05.08 at 12:28 pm

5. Ski Jump? I thought she said Ski Hump!

       --10
   ~Jeff
   06.05.08 at 12:31 pm

6. damn! Niels forgot his brains!

       --14
   ~Geor
   06.05.08 at 12:32 pm

7. I should be a famous gay porn star.

       --16
   ~Leela
   06.05.08 at 1:16 pm

8. Dam, with n?
   I didn’t forget my brains… i am Dutch.

       --21
   ~Anonymous
   06.05.08 at 1:34 pm

9. I hope my bum doesn’t look big in this..

       --12
   ~Seán
   06.05.08 at 2:09 pm

10. My suit is SOOOO gay!!

        --14
    ~scott D
    06.05.08 at 3:21 pm

11. oh yeeeeeeeeeeah. roooock’n'roooooool

        --15
    ~Djiorguba
    06.05.08 at 3:22 pm

12. big tree …

        +16
    ~Kalusaky
    06.05.08 at 4:32 pm

13. don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner don’t get a boner….

        +27
    ~DECOOOH
    06.05.08 at 4:42 pm

14. I just love the cock!!!!

        --22
    ~D.V.D.A.
    06.05.08 at 6:21 pm

15. Oh god…..I have to shit

        --11
    ~The Professor
    06.05.08 at 7:50 pm

16. When I think about the Bible, and how there are so many references to the “Son of Man” and the “Son of God”, I sometimes wonder if these where simply metaphors that were lost in translation. Personally, I feel that a “Son of Man” is a follower of logic, someone with an evolved mind. I mean, look at the human race, and how far we’ve come in such a short amount of time. The completely human ideals of “justice” and “morals”. Where as a “Son of Man” would say, “Here is my home, it belongs to me,” a “Son of God” would say, “Here is my self, I belong to the world.” It’s these kind of abstract notions that… OH SHIT A TREE!

        +47
    ~Mr. Ski Man
    06.05.08 at 11:44 pm

17. Hm, what did I do with this pile of toilet paper before I put on the jumping suit…???

        --14
    ~Shorten
    06.06.08 at 6:57 am

18. everythings gonna be allright…no one, no one, no one! OH FUCK, A TREE!!!

        --11
    ~Anny
    06.06.08 at 8:53 am

19. haha

        --15
    ~ahlit
    06.06.08 at 4:05 pm

20. help! I can’t see
    … use the power, son!

        --11
    ~uuuf
    06.06.08 at 6:13 pm

21. “I’m the Gay Torpedo and I’m fab-u-lousss!”

        --9
    ~agentsirus
    06.06.08 at 8:36 pm

22. Cool, a tree. I love trees.

        +3
    ~dood
    06.07.08 at 9:30 am

23. Jeronimooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

        --4
    ~Grek
    06.07.08 at 2:21 pm

24. Why are there already 4 references to the guy in the picture being gay? Did looking at the picture give you guys hard-ons or something?

        +25
    ~Homophobia, anyone?
    06.07.08 at 5:21 pm

25. Gotta go gotta go gotta go right now!!

        --15
    ~Snykers07
    06.08.08 at 11:06 pm

26. way too PC for me bro. Your gay!

        --13
    ~D.V.D.A.
    06.09.08 at 12:54 pm

27. hey bro… Maybe, just maybe it’s the bright PINK ski suit…. ya think thats why people post gay comments?
    Stop being sooo PC.

        --15
    ~D.V.D.A.
    06.09.08 at 12:58 pm

28. Cheapest and fastest way to get to dodge a bullet before the tribe gets to find out I sold their land, hehehe…

        --8
    ~The Greek Guy
    06.09.08 at 9:38 pm

29. I bealive I can fly…

        --7
    ~ALise
    06.10.08 at 6:17 am

30. E=mc2

        --6
    ~Fábio
    06.10.08 at 9:40 am

31. In case of loosing your sticks, pull out the chute.
    “FUCK…..where is my chute?…..Damn whife…has put it into the fuckn’ washing machine again……..aaaaaaaahhhhhh”

        --5
    ~Killa
    06.10.08 at 11:48 am

32. I’m blind man. Where is my dog???

        --6
    ~BB
    06.10.08 at 1:53 pm

33. Damn, i need a shit!

        --10
    ~MB
    06.10.08 at 4:55 pm

34. Big tree and I have to shit!!

        --10
    ~D.V.D.A.
    06.11.08 at 7:44 am

35. What man got to do to buy some beer ….

        --8
    ~Eril
    06.11.08 at 1:29 pm

36. Hey D.V.D.A, closets are for clothes, girlfriend.

        --6
    ~Homophobia, Anyone?
    06.12.08 at 11:03 am

37. What now?? I forget how to landing! holy shiet!!!

        --8
    ~krzysio
    06.12.08 at 1:32 pm

38. Eddie the Eagle was kick ass and so am I!

        --8
    ~trent
    06.12.08 at 4:25 pm

39. FU*K! My ass is box! =))))))

        --7
    ~Marat
    06.13.08 at 6:35 am

40. “Red Airlines wanna land”
    - “You can land, but watch out for the three”

    *** SPLASH ***

        --5
    ~Kenzo
    06.14.08 at 10:37 am

41. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oooo shit stupid math teachers!

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    06.16.08 at 12:03 am

42. How long should I pose?. Have you made you fuck’n PHOTO?

        +3
    ~alex&r
    06.17.08 at 8:12 pm

43. Funny thing is the closer it gets, the more it looks like a … Arrrggggg.

        --3
    ~Doc
    06.18.08 at 11:12 am

44. es um urso

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    06.22.08 at 3:41 pm

45. .. Fly me to the moon…

        --5
    ~Fred
    06.23.08 at 5:28 am

46. Why there is a big tree in front of me?!?!

        --3
    ~Ace
    06.24.08 at 9:18 am

47. Some of you morons need to read the other responses before you post. That way you don’t have to be the tenth person to make a comment about the guy hitting a tree.

        +2
    ~Unoriginal repeating bastards
    06.28.08 at 8:40 pm

48. Did I close the bathroom window??

        --2
    ~christfuck
    07.01.08 at 11:53 am

49. Ok, and now, how can I turn away from this tree?

        --3
    ~Senfir
    07.03.08 at 2:39 pm

50. HA! In your face tower of Pisa. Who care about that little building after me?

        --3
    ~Senfir
    07.03.08 at 2:48 pm

51. Holy crap, I’m going fast. REALLY fast. I didn’t know I could go this fast. I wonder how God felt when he made everything? Did make everyone go this fast? Or are we just going this slow. Is is slow or fast? What about the girl from yesterday? Would she approve of me going this fast? What was her name? Wendy? Shelly? Betty? Veronica? Woah, I must have thought over a hundred words by now… what do they say whenever that happens? I wonder if this is like the whole “life flashing before your eyes thing” that’d be pretty cool. Anyway, what was I saying again?

        --2
    ~well, at the end of your life...
    07.05.08 at 12:16 am

52. TIMMEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!

        --2
    ~SouthP
    07.06.08 at 3:14 pm

53. ZzZzZzZzZz…

        --2
    ~MeDo
    07.07.08 at 5:07 pm

54. Oooops! Should have worn my brown suit instead.

        --4
    ~Jay
    07.15.08 at 1:20 am

55. This new generation of Tranfer is sooo cold…

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    07.20.08 at 11:05 am

56. oh shit i have to go to bathroom ^^’

        --3
    ~jasiekor
    07.29.08 at 6:59 pm

57. NOW! how the fuck do you slow this shit down…

        --1
    ~latino
    08.11.08 at 3:54 pm

58. Fucking global warming! My job becomes more and more dangerous (especially the landings)

        +2
    ~Seb
    09.02.08 at 8:55 am

59. maybe I shouldn’t have tucked it in so far…

        --1
    ~Rob Mc
    09.08.08 at 12:34 am

60. in hindsite i think that attempting flight with nothing but a plastic helmet and a couple of sticks attached to my feet was not such a good idea

        +2
    ~nanos
    09.11.08 at 2:42 am

61. so if the square root of the base of pi times the hypotenuse of a triangle equals the the p– OH SHIT

        +1
    ~ApocAng1
    09.13.08 at 11:15 pm

62. “Have I turned off the oven?”

        +0
    ~Gerrit
    09.17.08 at 12:12 pm

63. Hi mom!!

        +0
    ~TRZ
    09.30.08 at 1:04 pm

64. SHIT A TREE!!!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    10.15.08 at 12:04 pm

65. SH!T A TREE!!!

        +0
    ~Chiara
    10.15.08 at 12:05 pm

66. OH SHIT!

        +0
    ~PowerOfCheese
    10.25.08 at 11:26 pm

67. who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…who is the first ? The first came home. Who came home ? who is the first…but…

        +0
    ~doswin
    10.30.08 at 3:18 am

68. Mom! I fly!

        +0
    ~L007
    11.21.08 at 4:40 am

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