The Cleverest Responses (52)

1. Oh no! I’ll jump to my dyck!

       --6
   ~tmacl
   05.29.08 at 8:30 am

2. I HATE PRACTICE DIVING IN THE OFF SEASON

       --3
   ~Steve-O
   05.29.08 at 8:51 am

3. Who doesn´t jump, he isn´t Czech!

       --19
   ~Radek Bednar
   05.29.08 at 9:00 am

4. MAM!! Look! I can touch my shoes!

       --7
   ~Niels
   05.29.08 at 10:11 am

5. I’m number One Mars athlete.

       --15
   ~Carliosity
   05.29.08 at 11:41 am

6. omg, where are my throusers?

       --13
   ~benny
   05.29.08 at 12:19 pm

7. Man, screw this yoga crap. Where’s a Baskin Robbins?

       --11
   ~DaveyBridges
   05.29.08 at 1:12 pm

8. ya soy popular

       --14
   ~Anonymous
   05.29.08 at 3:49 pm

9. im popular

       --14
   ~Anonymous
   05.29.08 at 3:49 pm

10. Oh, I love high diving!

        --15
    ~Kalusaky
    05.29.08 at 5:50 pm

11. Yep, another photoshop miracle, making me look like a real jumper, Ha!

        --8
    ~PLCM
    05.29.08 at 7:14 pm

12. Criss cross will make ya jump…jump

        --12
    ~Mel
    05.29.08 at 9:48 pm

13. omg, when i land my knee will break my faceeee

    (i know its stupid, but my imagination finishes here)

        --13
    ~Italian girl
    05.30.08 at 8:16 am

14. I think I farted….

        --10
    ~D
    05.30.08 at 8:38 am

15. Damn, he was right. He CAN kick my ass that far.

        +8
    ~wippmaster
    05.30.08 at 8:39 am

16. Oh…. I didn’t shit like that before…..

        --10
    ~Grek
    05.30.08 at 10:58 am

17. I fly like a wind………. Weeeehaha

        --10
    ~Grek
    05.30.08 at 10:58 am

18. Omg… where’d the couch go!

        --9
    ~Jason K
    05.30.08 at 6:25 pm

19. This is the best “back-jump” ever

        --10
    ~Melkor
    05.30.08 at 6:27 pm

20. Yoga sucks….

        --9
    ~D.V.D.A.
    05.30.08 at 6:37 pm

21. Holy shit, Superman kicks hard!

        --7
    ~Villain Guy
    05.31.08 at 2:34 am

22. I could add another few feet if it wasn’t for this fucking cloud…

        --11
    ~kack
    05.31.08 at 2:41 pm

23. Two more weeks of this and I’ll be able to suck my own cock!

        +23
    ~Skanky P. McFuglytitts
    05.31.08 at 3:54 pm

24. I have to clear those lousy captions!

        --12
    ~Jeff
    05.31.08 at 4:43 pm

25. hoplà youpi

        --13
    ~dood
    05.31.08 at 8:01 pm

26. Please give thumbs up to my above comment

        --13
    ~dood
    05.31.08 at 8:03 pm

27. People call me the Bry man; I’m the stylish one of the group. I know what you’re asking yourself and the answer is “yes”. I have a nickname for my penis. It’s called the Octagon, but I also nicknamed my testes - my left one is James Westphal and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

        +5
    ~Brian Fantana, Channel 4 News Team
    06.01.08 at 9:35 am

28. fdffghfbjffnb

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    06.01.08 at 3:03 pm

29. look mama I can swim!!!

        --6
    ~topo
    06.01.08 at 3:27 pm

30. I’m a Velociraptor weee i mean grrr

        --8
    ~Capnash
    06.02.08 at 12:49 am

31. Oh no! There is a wooden floor and no sand here! о_О

        --8
    ~Mike
    06.03.08 at 12:28 pm

32. This invisible car rocks!

        --6
    ~Sean
    06.04.08 at 5:42 am

33. Why am i falling backwards?

        --9
    ~PetrH
    06.04.08 at 6:59 pm

34. hell yeaaaaaaah!! im fart’n'furiooooos!

        --7
    ~Djiorguba
    06.05.08 at 3:26 pm

35. oh shit… that boss is way too strong for me…he’s got THE SUPER PUSH BACK SKILL. SHIT! I NEED HELP!

        --8
    ~Djiorguba
    06.05.08 at 3:27 pm

36. “OOOOOF! That’s the last time I tell the Hulk his feet look small…”

        --6
    ~agentsirus
    06.06.08 at 8:38 pm

37. Wonder Woman!!! Non even you know how to drive? Stop your invisible plane, pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaassseeeeee!

        --4
    ~Fábio
    06.10.08 at 9:47 am

38. please dont land on a pole!

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    06.11.08 at 5:47 am

39. holy shit, what are those cactuses doing there???

        --7
    ~alex
    06.13.08 at 6:40 pm

40. omfg its hulk o shit nooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    06.16.08 at 12:07 am

41. WTF?????

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    06.24.08 at 10:56 am

42. Oh fuck i said him not to play football with me as a ball.

        --2
    ~MF
    06.29.08 at 2:23 am

43. Why I fly back?

        --2
    ~Ivan
    06.30.08 at 7:25 am

44. look mom i can touch my feet

        --2
    ~smithy
    07.05.08 at 11:38 am

45. HADOUKEN!!

        --2
    ~MeDo
    07.07.08 at 5:15 pm

46. This is gay…

        --2
    ~Zare
    07.18.08 at 7:27 pm

47. The recoil of this gun is aaaaawesome!

        +2
    ~Seb
    09.02.08 at 9:22 am

48. Fuck(((

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    09.16.08 at 6:48 am

49. Hopefully it’s sand

        +0
    ~step-han
    10.07.08 at 8:33 am

50. I hate stretching …

        +0
    ~Flamini
    10.20.08 at 1:53 pm

51. It hurts but it looks great and the people belive that it was my Intention …

        +0
    ~Tobi
    11.01.08 at 2:48 pm

52. oh, i must jaewning!!

        +0
    ~polli
    11.19.08 at 11:42 am

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