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“Nice tit.”
“Thanks.”
lets have sex with joe
you’re not a pinata
motherfucker
Three captions ago we were in a rowboat… This is not good.
Oh yea, I just love silicone! Being a hot lezzer rocks!
…and just tits for all
You really need a shower and deodorant…
Good job!
“…oh Jesus…sweet Jesus…for the last time, please: MARCO!?!?”
You smell so hot….
I wish that I could see the stars…… I’ll just have to touch your breasts instead.
You were Wonderware !
Do you smell that ???
when did you shower? ;S
Lets have it!!!u told me lezzie sezx is fun……i cansmell ur tits!!!!
18 years of being conjoined, and you can’t wait 5 more minutes for the anesthesiologist?
Don’t you think you are too old for Rexona Teens?
okay. last time i promise. am i the blonde one…?
I WILL KILL YOU
my right hand is on her breast and she cand’t even see it. . and there’s a white bubble pointing at me that I can’t enev see.
I bet this this picture will be posted on some website and some jerkoffs will write a bunch of lesbian sex jokes for the caption.
I can smell your pussy! – Oh you got a good nose! ;)
Nipples ahoy!
I can’t see.. Can you see?
a boy may wear girls clothes at home but not out side
This is a dumb way to keep our wigs on!
. . . what’s that I feel . . . good lord, she braided her armpit hair!”
oh god is this a great man
“I won’t tell your husband if you don’t tell my mom…”
Air?? Air? chhhaaaaiiiirrr….
I shouldn’t have loaned you my bra: you’re gonna break it!!
what the hell was this photo for?
“Wheres the cup?”
Re: Hollywood party photos on opening screen
What a pathetic bunch of shitty looking, shitty acting phony people!
i think you’ve taken this surprise part thing a bit too far…
Hey, umm, which one of us has the speech bubble?
I´AM A CATOY
Hey baby,look i have a cloud above my head !
-uhhhh! whata ! have u ever considered taken a shower !
Is that our… please tell me that’s not our car!
U’r so beetchyyyyyyyyyy!!
are you … no, … you ARE a fake blond!
Is that CK you’re wearing?
Aquaman better have a big dick and some SCUBA gear because I can’t hold my breath much longer.
I can see your tits!!…Maybe
Talk about the blind leading the blind. I’m afraid but excited if you know what i mean, Am i bad?
Does my bum look big in this?
Maybe like this men dont look into our eyes but on our beautifful tities
no english
Side boob hour returns
I know he’s James Bond and everything, but isn’t that just like a man to hog the fucking aqualung!
…emm I think I have a boner…
Smells like teen…
I wanne be a man
“OMG it’s Harry Potter!”
“How can you tell?”
“It smells like… was it you?”
“And you?”
“NO”
“Then, why are you asking”
“i feel like helen keller… but worse off because we are going to drown”
….Your bristles are really hurting my shoulder.
…Glup glup gluop?
I can’t see me boobies!, well let’s party.
let’s do blind sex!
j
If we keep our eyes covered no one can see us.
Don’t worry honey they cannot drown us that way, our airbags will bring us to the surface.
Got milk?
Omg, i can smell it! It’s coming! The D*ck is coming! (Sorry for the language)
So the game is, we stay underwater until one of us dies..wow didnt knw ppl could talk under fucking water ^^
her tits are so big
“Hey is this button of the light?”
“No that is my tit”
“what about this one?”
kih kih :D
So, where is surprise??
- wtf..? I am blind..? - I dont know, my eyes are tied…!
It doesn’t look like cinima casting…
smell like me, maybe will good chance for my bf
*singing*Touch the boody of someboody, nice!
those aint your eyes iam lookin’ in… hahaha kiddin, iam touching them, i dont have to look.
I wish I had tits…
roger that!
Damn, I’ve told you tits will get us into trouble!
i hate the cameraman! where is he? oh crap
just smell this fart u don´t have to see anyting , just smell and feel the breeze
*jaws music*
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“Nice tit.”
“Thanks.”
08.14.08 at 8:44 am
lets have sex with joe
08.14.08 at 1:44 pm
you’re not a pinata
08.14.08 at 3:01 pm
motherfucker
08.14.08 at 3:02 pm
Three captions ago we were in a rowboat… This is not good.
08.14.08 at 3:57 pm
Oh yea, I just love silicone! Being a hot lezzer rocks!
08.14.08 at 6:10 pm
…and just tits for all
08.14.08 at 9:16 pm
You really need a shower and deodorant…
08.15.08 at 1:27 am
Good job!
08.15.08 at 1:41 pm
“…oh Jesus…sweet Jesus…for the last time, please: MARCO!?!?”
08.15.08 at 2:20 pm
You smell so hot….
08.15.08 at 6:22 pm
I wish that I could see the stars…… I’ll just have to touch your breasts instead.
08.16.08 at 7:56 am
You were Wonderware !
08.16.08 at 2:57 pm
Do you smell that ???
08.16.08 at 10:16 pm
when did you shower? ;S
08.17.08 at 7:04 pm
Lets have it!!!u told me lezzie sezx is fun……i cansmell ur tits!!!!
08.18.08 at 12:40 am
18 years of being conjoined, and you can’t wait 5 more minutes for the anesthesiologist?
08.18.08 at 11:17 pm
Don’t you think you are too old for Rexona Teens?
08.20.08 at 9:26 pm
okay. last time i promise. am i the blonde one…?
08.21.08 at 12:58 am
I WILL KILL YOU
08.21.08 at 5:15 am
my right hand is on her breast and she cand’t even see it. . and there’s a white bubble pointing at me that I can’t enev see.
08.22.08 at 1:38 am
I bet this this picture will be posted on some website and some jerkoffs will write a bunch of lesbian sex jokes for the caption.
08.24.08 at 11:30 am
I can smell your pussy! – Oh you got a good nose! ;)
08.25.08 at 3:11 pm
Nipples ahoy!
08.25.08 at 9:31 pm
I can’t see.. Can you see?
08.26.08 at 4:46 am
a boy may wear girls clothes at home but not out side
08.26.08 at 6:56 am
This is a dumb way to keep our wigs on!
08.26.08 at 7:45 am
. . . what’s that I feel . . . good lord, she braided her armpit hair!”
08.26.08 at 9:04 am
oh god is this a great man
08.31.08 at 2:17 pm
“I won’t tell your husband if you don’t tell my mom…”
09.01.08 at 8:44 am
Air?? Air? chhhaaaaiiiirrr….
09.03.08 at 12:24 am
I shouldn’t have loaned you my bra: you’re gonna break it!!
09.03.08 at 3:26 am
what the hell was this photo for?
09.04.08 at 3:36 pm
“Wheres the cup?”
09.06.08 at 9:26 am
Re: Hollywood party photos on opening screen
What a pathetic bunch of shitty looking, shitty acting phony people!
09.08.08 at 7:54 pm
i think you’ve taken this surprise part thing a bit too far…
09.11.08 at 2:34 am
Hey, umm, which one of us has the speech bubble?
09.13.08 at 1:29 am
I´AM A CATOY
09.19.08 at 1:20 pm
Hey baby,look i have a cloud above my head !
09.20.08 at 5:10 pm
-uhhhh! whata ! have u ever considered taken a shower !
09.21.08 at 12:28 pm
Is that our… please tell me that’s not our car!
09.23.08 at 5:04 pm
U’r so beetchyyyyyyyyyy!!
09.26.08 at 11:34 am
are you … no, … you ARE a fake blond!
09.30.08 at 1:11 am
Is that CK you’re wearing?
10.01.08 at 10:27 pm
Aquaman better have a big dick and some SCUBA gear because I can’t hold my breath much longer.
10.07.08 at 9:15 pm
I can see your tits!!…Maybe
10.11.08 at 10:57 am
Talk about the blind leading the blind. I’m afraid but excited if you know what i mean, Am i bad?
10.13.08 at 7:47 pm
Does my bum look big in this?
10.13.08 at 7:48 pm
Maybe like this men dont look into our eyes but on our beautifful tities
10.14.08 at 6:18 am
no english
10.15.08 at 9:41 am
Side boob hour returns
11.01.08 at 6:09 pm
I know he’s James Bond and everything, but isn’t that just like a man to hog the fucking aqualung!
11.01.08 at 8:32 pm
…emm I think I have a boner…
11.04.08 at 10:52 am
Smells like teen…
11.13.08 at 6:59 am
I wanne be a man
11.17.08 at 10:25 am
“OMG it’s Harry Potter!”
“How can you tell?”
11.20.08 at 11:17 am
“It smells like… was it you?”
“And you?”
“NO”
“Then, why are you asking”
12.07.08 at 7:09 pm
“i feel like helen keller… but worse off because we are going to drown”
12.08.08 at 3:54 am
….Your bristles are really hurting my shoulder.
12.11.08 at 2:07 pm
…Glup glup gluop?
12.14.08 at 3:54 am
I can’t see me boobies!, well let’s party.
12.17.08 at 9:33 am
let’s do blind sex!
01.09.09 at 6:36 am
j
01.10.09 at 7:37 pm
If we keep our eyes covered no one can see us.
01.25.09 at 1:14 am
Don’t worry honey they cannot drown us that way, our airbags will bring us to the surface.
02.13.09 at 6:48 am
Got milk?
02.15.09 at 9:14 am
Omg, i can smell it! It’s coming! The D*ck is coming!
(Sorry for the language)
02.20.09 at 6:34 pm
So the game is, we stay underwater until one of us dies..wow didnt knw ppl could talk under fucking water ^^
02.28.09 at 4:55 pm
her tits are so big
03.03.09 at 2:43 pm
“Hey is this button of the light?”
“No that is my tit”
“what about this one?”
kih kih :D
04.19.09 at 4:44 am
So, where is surprise??
06.13.09 at 1:13 pm
- wtf..? I am blind..?
- I dont know, my eyes are tied…!
06.13.09 at 1:15 pm
It doesn’t look like cinima casting…
06.13.09 at 1:17 pm
smell like me, maybe will good chance for my bf
06.19.09 at 11:32 am
*singing*Touch the boody of someboody, nice!
10.17.09 at 12:22 pm
those aint your eyes iam lookin’ in… hahaha kiddin, iam touching them, i dont have to look.
01.29.10 at 1:52 pm
I wish I had tits…
02.03.10 at 2:53 pm
roger that!
02.05.10 at 8:21 am
Damn, I’ve told you tits will get us into trouble!
02.10.10 at 3:07 pm
i hate the cameraman! where is he? oh crap
02.25.10 at 6:03 pm
just smell this fart u don´t have to see anyting , just smell and feel the breeze
04.07.10 at 5:06 am
*jaws music*
05.24.10 at 10:45 am