Chihuahua on Cheeseburgers

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  1. theres no food like tacos
    theres no food like tacos
    theres no food like tacos

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  2. How do I get these things off my feet?

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  3. Well… Slowly… I think there must still be some mines.

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  4. I’m going to open my eyes and I better be standing on fucking cheeseburgers.
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  5. I really don’t RELISH being made to look like a fool. If I ever KETCHUP with they guy who glued these to my feet, I’ll bite him on the BUNS.

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  6. You want fleas with that?

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  7. No dumbass, I said “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

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  8. I dream…

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  9. Woof !!

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  10. First they neuter me then make me do those stupid commercials… when is it going to end? Kill me now….

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  11. Ohhhh mama! maybe i can reach the sexy jack russel next door now oooooh!

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  12. These look like very tasty burgers… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

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  13. Please, Dont ask me why i hawe theese special shoes …

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  14. Hope….my bid mammy won’t it me with this cheeseburgers…
    please,God

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  15. *siiiigh*

    yes i have hamburgers for feet, and YES i’m okay with that!

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  16. I’m a hot dog on big mac’s

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  17. I can has cheesburger?

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  18. these boots are made for walking
    and that’s just what they’ll do
    one of these days these boots
    are gonna walk all over you
    la di da di….

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  19. No mr lolcat you cant has cheezeburgars

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  20. ohh this feels good can i take it in my bed??

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  21. well, and now where i can find mcnuggets for my stupid head?

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  22. Do my ankles look swollen?

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  23. Refugee from Pyongyang!
    Four Legs Good!

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  24. “Mad cow”?
    “CJD”?
    Abandoned burgers
    All you can eat!
    Stick em on yer feet!

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  25. Im hot,very hot dog…

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  26. osmosis… osmosis…

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  27. Iz in ur cheezburger

    Lurkin for lolcats

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  28. i cant believe i figured out a way for dogs to always land on there feet. The cats shall perish now.

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  29. One day i’ll be the owner of Mc Donald’s… I’ll be on top!

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  30. When this photographer is finished taking my picture I’m gonna bite him in the nuts!!

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  31. **Think outside this…..
    (grunt…grunt…(plop)**

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  32. Chi-wow-chow with cheese pleasae

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  33. BURGER BOOTS!

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  34. What was the command to make it fly again???

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  35. yummiiiiiiiii

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  36. Did somebody order a #4?

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  37. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

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  38. “Be strong! I don’t want to be like Homer!”

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  39. These boots keep me warm

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  40. I said that I want a McTacos!

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  41. 8 burgers ala toe jam; UP

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  42. I want Tacos. I want Tacos. I want Tacos.

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  43. let’s transform all this into a hot-dog !

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  44. You should see what they have done to the sausage dog in the photo studio beside me!

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  45. shit…why i asked “what is a chinse burger”

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  46. Ohh nooo, this can’t be kosher!!

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  47. No Momma, I still don’t think I look like a poodle.

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  48. Can i open my eyes now?

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  49. Any second now i turn into buitful princess…….

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  50. please,dont let it be a dream

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  51. Do these come in a size smaller?
    How about the number two combo with french-fry heels?

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  52. Shit!

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  53. god…that was some wild orgy

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  54. Ephiopian children must have been starved to death…

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  55. Good morning, this is “ChiBurgers”, would you like our new doggystyle breakfast?

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  56. Dog Burger’s advertisement…

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  57. Guys, did you really think, what this is help me to fly in space?

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  58. I need a double Cheesburger x)

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  59. I better be getting extra for this…

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  60. I AM ROnALD MCDONALD

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  61. This photo is by William Hundley.

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  62. Cool new shoes

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  63. Mother always said me – eat more and you’ll be bigger!

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  64. I am, the chosen one.

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