The Cleverest Responses (35)

1. theres no food like tacos
   theres no food like tacos
   theres no food like tacos

       +8
   ~rob
   10.11.08 at 5:08 pm

2. How do I get these things off my feet?

       --10
   ~Gozinga
   10.11.08 at 8:14 pm

3. Well… Slowly… I think there must still be some mines.

       --9
   ~Seb
   10.12.08 at 3:22 am
4. I’m going to open my eyes and I better be standing on fucking cheeseburgers.
       +37
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.12.08 at 9:08 am

5. I really don’t RELISH being made to look like a fool. If I ever KETCHUP with they guy who glued these to my feet, I’ll bite him on the BUNS.

       --5
   ~Nihilistic Neil
   10.12.08 at 11:56 am

6. You want fleas with that?

       --3
   ~Fast-Food Freddie
   10.12.08 at 11:57 am

7. No dumbass, I said “Yo quiero Taco Bell”.

       --8
   ~Joe Mama
   10.12.08 at 1:01 pm

8. I dream…

       --13
   ~Anonymous
   10.12.08 at 1:21 pm

9. Woof !!

       --8
   ~some_dood
   10.13.08 at 12:17 pm

10. First they neuter me then make me do those stupid commercials… when is it going to end? Kill me now….

        --3
    ~scott D
    10.13.08 at 5:52 pm

11. Ohhhh mama! maybe i can reach the sexy jack russel next door now oooooh!

        --7
    ~Mark
    10.13.08 at 7:33 pm

12. These look like very tasty burgers… FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

        --5
    ~Chachi
    10.14.08 at 4:07 am

13. Please, Dont ask me why i hawe theese special shoes …

        --11
    ~Flamini
    10.14.08 at 6:13 am

14. Hope….my bid mammy won’t it me with this cheeseburgers…
    please,God

        --11
    ~Nikita
    10.14.08 at 6:35 am

15. *siiiigh*

    yes i have hamburgers for feet, and YES i’m okay with that!

        --6
    ~rob
    10.14.08 at 9:33 pm

16. I’m a hot dog on big mac’s

        +5
    ~Mark
    10.15.08 at 7:27 pm

17. I can has cheesburger?

        --7
    ~Fotsopp
    10.16.08 at 12:51 am

18. these boots are made for walking
    and that’s just what they’ll do
    one of these days these boots
    are gonna walk all over you
    la di da di….

        --3
    ~Guillermo
    10.16.08 at 8:18 am

19. No mr lolcat you cant has cheezeburgars

        --4
    ~some_dood
    10.16.08 at 9:47 am

20. ohh this feels good can i take it in my bed??

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    10.16.08 at 1:15 pm

21. well, and now where i can find mcnuggets for my stupid head?

        --6
    ~messe
    10.17.08 at 6:10 pm

22. Do my ankles look swollen?

        --5
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 6:40 pm

23. Refugee from Pyongyang!
    Four Legs Good!

        --3
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 6:47 pm

24. “Mad cow”?
    “CJD”?
    Abandoned burgers
    All you can eat!
    Stick em on yer feet!

        --6
    ~K Davison
    10.17.08 at 7:02 pm

25. Im hot,very hot dog…

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    10.18.08 at 6:25 pm

26. osmosis… osmosis…

        --4
    ~Fábio
    10.19.08 at 7:56 pm

27. Iz in ur cheezburger

    Lurkin for lolcats

        --5
    ~silexmt
    10.22.08 at 11:35 pm

28. i cant believe i figured out a way for dogs to always land on there feet. The cats shall perish now.

        +3
    ~frase
    10.23.08 at 10:38 am

29. One day i’ll be the owner of Mc Donald’s… I’ll be on top!

        --2
    ~Uedson Junior
    10.25.08 at 8:46 am

30. When this photographer is finished taking my picture I’m gonna bite him in the nuts!!

        --4
    ~scott D
    10.25.08 at 9:54 pm

31. **Think outside this…..
    (grunt…grunt…(plop)**

        --3
    ~Joe
    10.29.08 at 8:08 pm

32. Chi-wow-chow with cheese pleasae

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    10.31.08 at 6:14 am

33. BURGER BOOTS!

        --1
    ~Rick
    11.04.08 at 4:43 pm

34. What was the command to make it fly again???

        +3
    ~Pete
    11.13.08 at 6:57 am

35. yummiiiiiiiii

        +0
    ~aina
    11.16.08 at 5:23 pm

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