The Cleverest Responses (135)

1. You kiss real good, fat invisible lady.
       +166
   ~Mike Solomon
   10.16.08 at 1:03 pm

2. I have poo in my pants…

       --29
   ~SanYa
   10.16.08 at 4:14 pm

3. I need a diaper change … quick

       --25
   ~Ben
   10.16.08 at 5:23 pm

4. Oh great, now I’ve got the AIDS too.

       --35
   ~Clint
   10.16.08 at 7:30 pm

5. Hanoi Hilton flashback….

       --30
   ~scott D
   10.16.08 at 10:22 pm

6. oh-crap i think i got cancer again. hope everyone is ready for prez palin

       --27
   ~Anonymous
   10.16.08 at 11:04 pm

7. Let me see you stripped, Obama!..
   —————————-
   btw, Mike…. http://www.per.ec – the same idea …heh!…

       --4
   ~McCain
   10.17.08 at 4:05 am

8. Gawd, BA-rack, when’s the last time you took a shower?

       +10
   ~Fast-Food Freddie
   10.17.08 at 1:28 pm

9. Ugh… Heart Attack!!!

       --12
   ~scott D
   10.17.08 at 6:03 pm

10. my tongue tastes like bad shower

        --20
    ~messe
    10.17.08 at 6:05 pm

11. . . .this guy smells like curry

        --6
    ~Teeeejay
    10.18.08 at 4:12 am

12. Let’s roleplay! You be Joe the Plumber and I’ll lick your plumber’s crack!

        --12
    ~Chachi
    10.18.08 at 10:11 am

13. I’m shit in the polls but my creepiness index is through the roof!

        +15
    ~Geronimo
    10.18.08 at 10:12 am

14. EEERRRRGGGGG!!! What did u eat yesteday?

        +9
    ~Fábio
    10.19.08 at 8:15 pm

15. I must take this but home !!

        --18
    ~Famini
    10.20.08 at 1:47 pm

16. Braiiins…. must find braaaains… for masteeeeer

        +91
    ~silexmt
    10.20.08 at 7:04 pm

17. I just touched a black man’s ass…..erghh, they wont like that at the next KKK gathering…..I’m in trouble.

        --6
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:26 am

18. Hey, give me back my credibility…. I think I see it….. Arghh, it’s all dirty now…

    [LMAO Oh man, I'm on a roll]

        --17
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:29 am

19. You put your right hand in, you put you right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about…..

        --19
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:53 am

20. Honey, wait for me, you know I cant walk that fast….

    (Obama) Man, why can’t I just put him in a home??

        --18
    ~Matt
    10.21.08 at 9:55 am

21. aawwwwwsss!!! smels like teen spirit!!!

        --20
    ~marta
    10.21.08 at 5:58 pm

22. my name is simpson – hoomer simpson.

        --16
    ~chris' stuff
    10.22.08 at 3:36 am

23. igor needs obama’s ass for experiments

        --16
    ~bill
    10.23.08 at 10:34 am

24. Shit!! I hawe so short tongue to lick him. I must train more

        --10
    ~Anonymous
    10.23.08 at 11:43 am

25. Hey Obama, you debate like this, “dur dur dur!”

        --9
    ~Unept
    10.23.08 at 6:26 pm

26. Is that a Pubic Hair of Palin in my Through? Ihiieee she got a shave that Cold Alaskapussy.

        --10
    ~Rudy Fisher / Germany
    10.24.08 at 9:59 am

27. Oh, I remember the good times…

        --5
    ~Uedson Junior
    10.25.08 at 8:42 am

28. Obama is the best candidate

        --9
    ~Anonymous
    10.25.08 at 8:51 am

29. John McCain approves this hand jive.

        +3
    ~PowerOfCheese
    10.25.08 at 11:12 pm

30. I have two left hands

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    10.26.08 at 11:56 am

31. Waaooo Mama, I wanna kiss your black ass.

        --14
    ~Anonymous
    10.27.08 at 4:24 pm

32. You think you’ve got the All Blacks thing covered?… KA MATE, KA MATE, KA ORA, KA ORA…..

        --4
    ~Rugby fan :o)
    10.28.08 at 7:54 am

33. Homo….orthograde

        --12
    ~Kisska
    10.28.08 at 9:57 am

34. oh YOUR ASS SMELL LIKE A YOUR WOMEN´S PUSSY

        --12
    ~Anonymous
    10.29.08 at 11:59 am

35. Help me! The black man took my pills from me!!!

        --4
    ~daniel
    10.29.08 at 3:28 pm

36. (Maybe if I keep acting like I’m senile, I’ll get the sympathy vote.)

    Look at me I’m retaaarded!
    duuuhhhhh….

        +10
    ~Joe
    10.29.08 at 8:03 pm

37. Meeestah Lova lova

        --10
    ~Max
    10.31.08 at 6:13 am

38. McCain: “Race will never be an issue in this election, the US has come a long way in terms of racial equality. I have no doubt in my mind that the fact that Obama is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH… erm sorry… is… UUrrghh… NNNgghhkk… UUUURRRGGHhh
    AAAARRRUUGGHHHHHH…. gurrrrrhh… URRRGHHKYHRHRH…”
    Intercom Guy: (Slightly grainy radio sound)”McCain, gather yourself together… Talk some bullshit to cover your ass, youc an do that… Can’t you?”
    McCain: Woah… oh woah… Sorry guys… I have erm… umm… convulsive tongue wagging syndrome. It, is a terrible disease that plagues millions of decent Americans.”

        +7
    ~Colin Freeth
    10.31.08 at 7:56 am

39. Gotta get me some piece of that fine black ass.

        --10
    ~Jason Tran
    10.31.08 at 9:02 am

40. Oh, how I want, but can …

        --6
    ~Miky
    11.06.08 at 6:05 am

41. At least I’ll tell my grandchilren I vomited on the President…

        +40
    ~Niele
    11.08.08 at 12:58 pm

42. Bleeeh,I won’t eat those cockroaches…

        --8
    ~Pete
    11.13.08 at 6:56 am

43. hahaha
    what about whis?
    http://www.creomania.com/forum/index.php?s=029dcba3755beec19dee4b6506731c58&showtopic=35079

        --9
    ~dronord
    11.13.08 at 8:13 am

44. I switched his water for a glass of my urine… WHEN did he switch it back?

        +3
    ~dad
    11.14.08 at 11:33 pm

45. yammii!!!

        --4
    ~-
    11.15.08 at 11:25 am

46. I DIDN’T RISK MY DIGNITY TO HAVE A BUNCH OF RETARDS LEAVE HORRIBLY UNFUNNY CAPTIONS!!!

        --11
    ~Mike
    11.16.08 at 6:46 am

47. After ecletion ill enjoy this sweet butt

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    11.16.08 at 8:34 am

48. At first i was like…

        --7
    ~hardcorl
    11.18.08 at 5:33 pm

49. Back that shit up!

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    11.19.08 at 4:26 pm

50. c’m ere, bami! i’m gonna screw you, but GOOD!

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    11.20.08 at 10:35 am

51. Say Obama… What’s that smell?

        --9
    ~Callum
    11.20.08 at 11:23 am

52. A mirrooooorr….AAAHHH

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    11.20.08 at 2:41 pm

53. aiq rica jorrrrrs

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    11.21.08 at 10:35 am

54. FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    11.24.08 at 2:10 pm

55. how would u like to suck my balls?

        --5
    ~moe
    11.25.08 at 7:41 am

56. guys

        --8
    ~obama black shit
    11.25.08 at 2:19 pm

57. your but looks tasty oboma i hope my nose wont turn brown

        --2
    ~11FISH
    11.25.08 at 4:56 pm

58. I just remembered Mr. Burns of that great television programm ‘The Simpsons’. He is my great rolemodel!
    Perhaps I should start to act like him? The good-looking is nearly the same.

        --5
    ~Majana
    11.26.08 at 5:16 am

59. “there’s shit on your pants”

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    11.27.08 at 10:08 am

60. “There’s shit on your pants…”

        --5
    ~J4CK
    11.27.08 at 10:09 am

61. * non-verbal *

        --6
    ~homer_simpson
    11.27.08 at 10:10 am

62. Mmmm, pomacałbym takie czarne dupsko…

        --7
    ~Anonymous
    11.27.08 at 11:27 am

63. behind you !

        +1
    ~peter
    11.29.08 at 5:08 pm

64. Too much booty in the pants…

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    11.30.08 at 3:56 pm

65. yack that stuff on obama’s d**k not taste good

        --3
    ~inoxs
    12.02.08 at 1:14 pm

66. lol

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    12.03.08 at 3:41 pm

67. Hi#

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    12.07.08 at 2:10 am

68. Ble…

        --5
    ~Kikikilaa
    12.12.08 at 1:52 pm

69. umm l like bum

        --5
    ~connor
    12.13.08 at 2:49 pm

70. obamas ass is hot

        --7
    ~,kh
    12.16.08 at 8:38 am

71. WOW! BIG!

        --5
    ~Mortis
    12.16.08 at 9:13 am

72. ACK – OOP!

        --5
    ~Patrick H.
    12.16.08 at 10:13 am

73. I catch youuuu!

        --4
    ~theking
    12.17.08 at 9:25 am

74. wow nice black ass///i liiiike it))))

        --3
    ~Buggich
    12.17.08 at 12:32 pm

75. Come back! Unfreeze me! I didn’t mean it. :(

        +7
    ~Erica
    12.18.08 at 10:47 am

76. woow… thiis ass… i want to liick it…:)

        --6
    ~Anonymous
    12.19.08 at 2:20 pm

77. I guess once you go black…you can’t go back. Ugh…

        --2
    ~Jude
    12.20.08 at 12:43 pm

78. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNUS

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    12.20.08 at 11:28 pm

79. WTF???

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    12.21.08 at 6:44 pm

80. I’m holding this ass cheek, Obama, grab the other one. Excuse me Sir, Can I lick that for you?

        --4
    ~MeowPhfsst
    12.26.08 at 5:06 pm

81. ufff

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    12.27.08 at 9:32 am

82. After Election, now…ERECTION!

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 12:36 am

83. Hey, why do you kissed my mum?

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 11:06 am

84. NIGGER

        --8
    ~Anonymous
    12.31.08 at 11:08 am

85. uummbbllluughh , hell no i dont want sloppy seconds with ophrah!!!!

        --5
    ~steven
    01.05.09 at 1:41 pm

86. YUUUK!! Losing always did leave a bad taste in my mouth!

        --2
    ~Brother Adam
    01.07.09 at 2:05 am

87. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    01.07.09 at 12:51 pm

88. he has sharp blades up his ass,my tongue hurts!!

    edit : forgot to add anme :D

        --1
    ~ZaiKo
    01.07.09 at 12:52 pm

89. WAZUUUUUPPP???

        +11
    ~Pumupa
    01.15.09 at 11:01 am

90. i want to take it!

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    01.27.09 at 1:54 pm

91. fuck dick cunt

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    01.30.09 at 9:50 am

92. que culo que tiene¡¡

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    01.30.09 at 10:18 am

93. I can´t dance, I can´t walk….

        +4
    ~Andrew
    01.31.09 at 8:50 am

94. yes i do it for my Country

    or yes i can

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.09 at 3:44 am

95. Look at mee, I’m a breakdancing dinosaur!!!

        +0
    ~Michael
    02.09.09 at 9:00 am

96. Bruce Willis is dead…

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.11.09 at 6:19 pm

97. I aaaam aaaa zoooombiiiieeee…

        --1
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:57 am

98. Obama! c’mon man we can be friends………. get my hands on some fried chicken … yeaaaahhhh!

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 9:10 am

99. Oh you’re wife fucked like my mother

        +0
    ~Ich
    02.18.09 at 9:39 am

100. This is Spartaaaa!

         +3
     ~Lars
     02.18.09 at 11:04 am

101. Do the Humpty Dance……

         +0
     ~alex
     02.21.09 at 1:06 pm

102. iirghhhh, you pass gas *barf*

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     02.27.09 at 7:53 am

103. igrencsin yavrum!! birdaha yap göreyimm

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     02.27.09 at 7:54 am

104. you have got a fucking ass
     XP

         --1
     ~Merlin
     03.10.09 at 1:13 pm

105. Obama I can be your dog, look at me I can imitate a dog.

         --1
     ~Nirus
     03.27.09 at 1:39 pm

106. obama is the president?!
     ARRRGH
     my heart!!!

         +1
     ~Maaaf
     03.31.09 at 4:31 am

107. In times of desperation thou must eat thy enemy…

         +0
     ~ErinDrake
     04.04.09 at 7:15 pm

108. I like big asses :D

         --1
     ~Anonymous
     04.10.09 at 10:40 am

109. hey hussein do you want to see a joke? kah kah kkhh :)

         --1
     ~Dijeo
     04.19.09 at 4:36 am

110. you have some shit on your ass. Let me wipe it off for you. EEEEWWWWW does not taste like chocolate like those mushrooms said it would. MMMMMMMMM mushrooms.

         --3
     ~chicken chowmein
     04.23.09 at 12:33 pm

111. F**K THE SYSTEM!

         --2
     ~FrEAK
     04.27.09 at 5:12 pm

112. i’m BEOWULF!!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     05.25.09 at 5:33 am

113. America is for white only… You can be a president in your ghetto only.

         --2
     ~Grek
     06.13.09 at 12:45 pm

114. Your mother ass was big like that, this night, your turn nigger

         --2
     ~Kilo
     06.13.09 at 12:54 pm

115. U’ve lost ur chance with Condoleeza…

         --2
     ~Kilo
     06.13.09 at 12:59 pm

116. Fuu!!, what small $-(

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     06.19.09 at 12:11 am

117. fuck.

         --2
     ~Piep
     06.27.09 at 10:18 pm

118. Must… Eat… Giant… Invisible… Burger…

         --2
     ~Mr.Insane
     09.02.09 at 9:17 am

119. COVER THAT ANKLE, I CAN SEE YOUR ANKLE.

         --1
     ~dude
     09.03.09 at 11:48 pm

120. If I looked any more stupid, and could get any more captions on my dum ass posted, I would look like the former prez. George W Bush. Oh come on Barak, give it to me bro.

         +1
     ~A Girl In California
     09.06.09 at 10:00 pm

121. 3 meters…2 meters…1 meter…

         --1
     ~Anonymous
     09.12.09 at 2:18 pm

122. WAZAAAAA!!!!!!

         --1
     ~mati
     09.30.09 at 2:16 pm

123. That’s evolution (from human-left, to monkey-right)

         --1
     ~~Bluebird
     10.15.09 at 3:48 am

124. God why did I drink grapefruit juice!?

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     12.05.09 at 7:40 pm

125. Come here my chocoholic friend

         --2
     ~Gerazius
     01.03.10 at 1:15 am

126. If i will be asslicker, maybe i’ll win next prez elections..

         --2
     ~Marty
     01.29.10 at 1:43 pm

127. i want to lick your black ass!

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     01.30.10 at 6:39 am

128. i want to kiss your black ass

         --3
     ~paulus
     01.30.10 at 6:40 am

129. You threw that fly on purpose!

         --2
     ~Saru
     02.05.10 at 10:05 am

130. Had you farted?

         --1
     ~Miles
     02.10.10 at 1:53 pm

131. damn this dude got gas !

         --2
     ~Anonymous
     04.07.10 at 5:01 am

132. ouhhh, shiaat!

         --1
     ~Huddy
     04.10.10 at 4:32 pm

133. help! i’m choking on a pretzel

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     04.16.10 at 8:20 am

134. Look at me i am KISS’s vocalist

         +0
     ~geltam
     05.05.10 at 4:27 pm

135. i want to grap this ass

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     07.27.10 at 6:47 am

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