March 30th, 2005

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  1. “This accident should have killed you. But I guess that’s just wishful thinking.”
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  2. You think your neck’s fucked up?

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  3. “So this is the surface of Jupiter as seen from the Hubble. Just thought it’d cheer you up, you know, because you’re crippled.”

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  4. “As you can see, we had to remove your 13th vertebra. But your dignity…well, the steering column took care of that.”
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  5. What did you learrrn?
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  6. “…and that’s where the baby should’ve come out. Anyway, can I get you a lozenge?”

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  7. Here I am, a doctor and all, and I can’t think of A SINGLE THING TO SAY to this poor, injured woman!

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  8. “So whatta you think of my new drawing?…Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you, or I’ll really give you something to cry about.”

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  9. Good work everyone! We’re all so funny, we killed the POPE!
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  10. Sorry, JLo, but it looks like your walking days are over.

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  11. too bad those jugs are being wasted on a cripple. yes, i can be that crass because i am a doctor. I SAVE LIVES DAMMIT

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  12. Trust me Lauren, they’re not being wasted.

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  13. i wonder if she likes the womens….

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  14. ” let me show you how bad you really will look like in about a year ot two…”

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  15. the penis enters here.

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  16. I understand your pain. I would have tried to hang myself too, if I sobered up and realized I was married to Marc Anthony. After all, there’s only room for one big ass in every family.

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  17. kısaca sen boku yemişsin

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