The Cleverest Responses (126)

1. it’s hot today!

       +67
   ~bosu
   01.17.09 at 12:34 pm

2. Where’s my coconut?

       +18
   ~jaug1337
   01.18.09 at 7:16 am

3. wow… thats unusual… now, back to the jellybeans

       --3
   ~FLaMaBLe
   01.18.09 at 9:05 am

4. Why am I wearing a helmet?!

       --27
   ~MB
   01.18.09 at 9:35 am

5. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home… Gee, I sure wish these ruby slippers did something.

       --5
   ~ifanyonecan
   01.18.09 at 3:02 pm

6. Those fucking ruby slippers need to be recalibrated…

       +11
   ~MattF
   01.18.09 at 3:49 pm

7. Is he the fireman ? :D

       --24
   ~vamapaull
   01.18.09 at 8:02 pm

8. Dude, I never knew the phrase “explosive diarrhea” was literal. . .

       --8
   ~Jake
   01.18.09 at 11:39 pm

9. It wasn’t me!

       +17
   ~Devilfp
   01.19.09 at 7:28 am

10. “Honey! Where is my super suit?!”

        +64
    ~chuckdude
    01.19.09 at 10:19 am

11. They’re all jealous cause the voices only talk to me

        +22
    ~silexmt
    01.19.09 at 3:15 pm

12. Im walking in sunshine! Aiiieiie

        --18
    ~Tzupi
    01.19.09 at 4:04 pm

13. It’s shirtless o’clock… And pantless o’clock.

        --21
    ~steeban.
    01.19.09 at 6:07 pm

14. One more thing scratched off my bucket list.

        +0
    ~Kevin
    01.19.09 at 8:17 pm

15. American Idol here I come!

        +38
    ~Kevin
    01.19.09 at 8:27 pm

16. This is the last time I will play Truth or Dare!

        +17
    ~Kevin
    01.20.09 at 6:17 pm

17. Ride bike, ride bike, ride bike…

        --23
    ~Gosia
    01.21.09 at 7:43 am

18. touchdown

        --17
    ~whitewatersky
    01.21.09 at 9:47 pm

19. Damn it! I forgot the strap on!

        --14
    ~scott D
    01.21.09 at 10:39 pm

20. You want a piece of this?

        --8
    ~anon
    01.22.09 at 7:14 am

21. Give me a five!

        --16
    ~mouse
    01.22.09 at 7:47 am

22. Is this my uniform burning? Britney is right, I should quit drinking until we leave Irak.

        --23
    ~simon
    01.22.09 at 8:50 am

23. I knew that a fart burns.
    But not so …. shit…what I’ve just done …

        --15
    ~moby
    01.22.09 at 2:24 pm

24. Stupid weather, my ballsacks are melting..

        --17
    ~jaug1337
    01.22.09 at 5:16 pm

25. Well.. i’m finally here to save all of you

        --13
    ~Renegade
    01.22.09 at 5:32 pm

26. Why did I agree to this Top Gear Special? The other Stigs didn’t need to go this far…

        --15
    ~Lester
    01.23.09 at 7:52 am

27. My feethurt..
    Regarless the destruction..

        --14
    ~jaug1337
    01.23.09 at 12:08 pm

28. Nordic Walking: ‘the specials’ edition.

        +3
    ~Niels
    01.23.09 at 2:30 pm

29. And people wonder why I’m gay..

        --13
    ~jaug1337
    01.24.09 at 9:37 am

30. Man Im so glad im invisible! If Mother see’s me in her shoe’s its back in the cage for me!!!

        --5
    ~Tammy
    01.24.09 at 9:56 pm

31. I just know I forgot something! But what? Ohhhh Geeezzzz!! MY PASTIES!!!!

        --7
    ~Tammy
    01.24.09 at 10:03 pm

32. You’re never fully dressed without a smile!

        +14
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 1:09 am

33. Damn… I forgot to shave.

        +11
    ~Linnea
    01.25.09 at 1:47 am

34. What are them weirdos with the camera looking at?

        +2
    ~Gav
    01.27.09 at 11:05 am

35. a hustle here
    and a bustle there
    New York City is the place
    where they say

    Hey babe
    Take a walk on the wild side
    I say hey Joe
    Take a walk on the wild side

        --7
    ~Lou Reed
    01.27.09 at 11:19 am

36. milk was a bad choice

        --1
    ~jarrod
    01.29.09 at 4:51 am

37. Uh! A penny!

        +16
    ~Philipp
    01.29.09 at 10:12 pm

38. Must rethink my disguise: the earthlings are taking notice

        +14
    ~silexmt
    01.29.09 at 10:58 pm

39. This is the last time I try out for the Detroit Lions!

        --5
    ~Jimmy
    02.01.09 at 9:29 pm

40. Go Pittsburg!!!!

        --6
    ~scott D
    02.01.09 at 11:20 pm

41. yesterday i drunk so much that my vomit sore my shit

        --9
    ~hort
    02.03.09 at 2:11 pm

42. What the fuck did i do last night

        +24
    ~tom
    02.03.09 at 3:42 pm

43. burn giant cockroach !

        --7
    ~myslf
    02.05.09 at 11:33 am

44. I’m…sooo…druuunk!

        --8
    ~MikeyBhoy
    02.05.09 at 6:27 pm

45. hotncold………i kiss the man

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    02.06.09 at 3:46 am

46. My mum shouldn’t cook beans for me.

        --3
    ~Joe
    02.06.09 at 10:45 am

47. Sigh….
    Piss doesn’t work on fires, it does a bad effect actually.

        --7
    ~Niels
    02.08.09 at 12:12 pm

48. Fuck me! And I forgot my lighter *lucky*

        --6
    ~Chriszoo
    02.09.09 at 6:12 pm

49. I feel pretty…

        --5
    ~pretty
    02.12.09 at 12:06 am

50. There is no better way to fly…

        --7
    ~Dude
    02.12.09 at 4:40 am

51. *sniff sniff* I smell cookies!

        +1
    ~Monty
    02.12.09 at 11:39 am

52. Please turn your camra off…

        --4
    ~notregardingtomusicalinstrument
    02.12.09 at 6:17 pm

53. I’m your sexy burnin’ bitch on hot heels… and I do it all but protected !

        --7
    ~yoBadAss
    02.13.09 at 6:11 am

54. Gotta see the Doc about these dreams.

        +5
    ~carliosity
    02.15.09 at 12:55 am

55. Have you seen my baseball?

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 9:04 am

56. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 1:57 pm

57. I’m not stupid! i’m just prepairing myself for the third world war!

        --9
    ~Jann Edu Haram
    02.15.09 at 1:59 pm

58. i wonder why my wife left me..?

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    02.15.09 at 2:01 pm

59. Oh, damn. Did I leave the iron on?

        --3
    ~Jared T
    02.16.09 at 2:40 am

60. God, I Didn’t Know I Farted That Badly…I Just Hope Toto Doesn’t Mind…

        --4
    ~Suziiee x
    02.16.09 at 5:17 pm

61. Oh shit- I think i left the gas on

        --2
    ~matt hollis
    02.16.09 at 7:08 pm

62. It’s getting hot in here, so take off all you clothes.. oh wait.. i already did

        --7
    ~Marion Walker
    02.17.09 at 4:27 am

63. Maybe if I stand really still, nobody will notice me…

        +14
    ~Anonymous
    02.17.09 at 6:04 pm

64. she wouldnt go out with me unless I was the last man on earth, well now is my chance

        +6
    ~larry
    02.17.09 at 9:25 pm

65. manamana tataaatadadaaaa, manamana tamtamtata!

        --5
    ~Kieuran
    02.18.09 at 8:07 am

66. i guess she didn’t like my outfit. was i overdressed?

        --3
    ~tiggan
    02.19.09 at 3:33 pm

67. As the Soldier From Key West Said “Where is My Rifle?”

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    02.20.09 at 1:01 pm

68. Once I’m in, fraternity life is going to be so cool. These guys are going to be my closest friends.

        +1
    ~Liz is a WHORE
    02.23.09 at 1:10 am

69. ……fuck……its happening again……..off to my psychologist, I need answers.

        +0
    ~Speed
    02.23.09 at 2:50 pm

70. Run… Save yourselves!

        --5
    ~NuNu
    02.24.09 at 10:47 am

71. home sweet home

        --1
    ~frinska
    02.26.09 at 3:09 am

72. I hope those shoes don’t clash with my new helmet

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    02.27.09 at 6:09 pm

73. I’m sure glad I remembered my Cloak of Invisibility!
    ….Oh

        +8
    ~Anonymous
    02.28.09 at 4:42 pm

74. The imperial storm troopers were not so crazy about their new uniforms that Lord Vader had requested, however…, they knew not to screw with the force…..

        --1
    ~Jonesie
    03.04.09 at 2:40 pm

75. *sob* “listen i know im different… stop throwing those molotov cocktails at me please!”

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    03.05.09 at 8:07 pm

76. BBQ time

        --4
    ~Anonymous
    03.06.09 at 6:23 am

77. Uhhm…I should have bought them in green.

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    03.10.09 at 3:52 pm

78. I’m too sexy for my shirt
    Too sexy for my shirt
    So sexy it hurts

        +7
    ~corrupt_maggot
    03.15.09 at 10:58 am

79. These field sobriety tests are getting more and more odd…

        +0
    ~elbiera
    03.16.09 at 1:01 pm

80. Thank god I found this asbestos lined g-string on ebay the other day!

        +1
    ~watto
    03.18.09 at 8:40 am

81. what the fuck am i doing in Iraq!

        +1
    ~nathaniel bush
    03.19.09 at 8:19 pm

82. damn! i really should have put on my red panties!

        +2
    ~Maaaf
    03.31.09 at 4:22 am

83. It’s a pyromaniacal!!!

        +0
    ~KpblcKa
    03.31.09 at 1:13 pm

84. Casual Friday has gone too far.

        +3
    ~Mercy
    03.31.09 at 5:38 pm

85. because I wanted to. That’s why

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    04.05.09 at 10:54 am

86. …Marihuanna was bad yesterday…

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    04.12.09 at 7:50 am

87. Have you a cigarette? Oh No.. You already smoke all of it …

        --1
    ~Dijeo
    04.19.09 at 4:29 am

88. i once jumped off a small rock

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    04.25.09 at 5:51 pm

89. Dude…that was one hell of a party…

        +3
    ~Anonymous
    04.30.09 at 9:24 am

90. I’ll give Mom a break today, and dress myself.

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    05.12.09 at 3:30 am

91. terrorists??? ………
    i left the coffee pot on again didn’t i……………………
    shit now were am i gonna bring chicks to fuck when my moms home

        --1
    ~fresh
    05.24.09 at 2:27 am

92. these snozberries taste like snozberries

        --1
    ~Will
    05.24.09 at 7:16 pm

93. I hope no one is gonna edit this on Photoshop …

        --1
    ~Heckenranger
    05.26.09 at 2:19 pm

94. oh cmon, again?

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    06.07.09 at 3:16 pm

95. I’m soryy, I’m… well… late… Here is your pizza,Sir.

        +2
    ~Grek
    06.13.09 at 12:34 pm

96. I’m so tired of being a cannonball,,,

        +3
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:36 pm

97. Damn… I’ve got the vital meeting right now. so got to go, see ya later..

        --1
    ~Anonymous
    06.13.09 at 12:41 pm

98. That wasn’t me!

        --1
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:42 pm

99. …always look on the bright side of life…dededeedeedede

        +2
    ~Anonymous
    07.07.09 at 4:18 am

100. tomorrow no joint for breakfast, dude

         +1
     ~danny
     08.06.09 at 12:01 am

101. YOU’RE ABOUT THE CLOTHES YOU DON’T WEAR

         +1
     ~Matt
     09.25.09 at 9:07 am

102. That’s one small step for a man’s attire, one giant leap for fashion!!

         +2
     ~The Darkness
     10.09.09 at 10:17 am

103. What are you lookin’ at?! That’s just my laundry day!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     10.15.09 at 2:22 am

104. Haah.. Arnold Schwarzenegger can’t beat this, anymore!

         +1
     ~*+Cookie+*
     10.15.09 at 3:15 am

105. “All the single ladies…Now put your hands up!!!”

         +1
     ~Andrew
     12.11.09 at 7:10 pm

106. think i forgot somethink at home..mhmhm doesnt matter today is a sunny day. Gigolo is comin’!

         +0
     ~Marty
     01.29.10 at 1:34 pm

107. Could it be worser?

         +0
     ~Weshalb
     01.30.10 at 7:28 am

108. I’m on fire yeah

         +0
     ~hi
     02.04.10 at 1:24 pm

109. oh.. headache..what a messy party i may leave or i will have to clean :ninja:

         +0
     ~coman1
     02.04.10 at 8:29 pm

110. naked is cool but all those clothes may burn if i don’t wear it

         +0
     ~coman12
     02.04.10 at 8:31 pm

111. I guess I should give back Ronald’s shoes back.

         +0
     ~Saru
     02.05.10 at 9:50 am

112. Ah Tequila!

         +5
     ~kdavison
     02.07.10 at 4:39 pm

113. “Isn’t it my freakin meth lab burning here?
     Get the hell outa here, get the hell outa here, keep it down and nobody’ll see me…”

         +0
     ~Sephy
     02.10.10 at 5:41 pm

114. Postcard from Abu Ghraib:

     Wish you were here!

         +3
     ~kdavison
     02.16.10 at 3:04 pm

115. Do you have fire, please?

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     03.31.10 at 5:32 am

116. Nah, I’m hotter!

         +1
     ~NODKRM
     07.01.10 at 5:02 pm

117. the horror….the horror

         +0
     ~no ccsignor
     07.10.10 at 7:52 am

118. If they think i’ll do it again….

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     07.23.10 at 10:11 am

119. Oh, so this is what they mean when “It burns when you pee.”

         +1
     ~Billy
     01.08.11 at 2:29 am

120. Oh, so this is what they mean when “It burns when you pee

         +0
     ~Billy
     01.08.11 at 2:35 am

121. Let’s do it again baby – you was so hot last night!!!

         +0
     ~Anonymous
     03.12.11 at 8:49 am

122. it’s drunk student from Russia going to the shop to vodka.

         --1
     ~Kirill
     03.14.11 at 5:38 am

123. This is my idea of multitasking: Football, Pyromaniac, Wizard of Oz, and Stupid guy all at once!!!

     BTW:epic fail. Worst idea EVER.

         +0
     ~Arggggg
     03.18.11 at 4:06 pm

124. I do feel pretty hot, though. hahahah

         +0
     ~Arggggg
     03.18.11 at 4:08 pm

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         +0
     ~download
     04.14.11 at 1:42 am

126. Ne fear, I’ve got antifire helm ;-)

         +0
     ~mmm
     06.06.11 at 1:43 pm

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