god- i hope i can finally pass off my crazy brother as a medical experiment i’m conducting. it was bad enough that mother made us wear matching outfits up until a year ago.
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~lauren 04.07.05 at 11:20 pm
This is your brain on drugs.
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~Johnathan. 02.06.07 at 5:28 am
this dude’s got the DTs so bad he thinks there’s a thought bubble coming out of my head – also that i’m Darth Maul
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“For the love of God, stop making those NOISES!”
04.06.05 at 5:30 pm
smells like someones been hittin the ol jacky daniels
04.06.05 at 5:43 pm
I think that dude IS Jack Daniels!
04.06.05 at 5:44 pm
worst bar mitzvah ever
04.07.05 at 11:01 am
“You can’t get much happier than this! No, seriously, you can’t. This is the widest happiness can get. In inches.”
04.07.05 at 5:10 pm
I wonder if the mutton chops make my face look fat…
04.07.05 at 7:24 pm
god- i hope i can finally pass off my crazy brother as a medical experiment i’m conducting. it was bad enough that mother made us wear matching outfits up until a year ago.
04.07.05 at 11:20 pm
This is your brain on drugs.
02.06.07 at 5:28 am
this dude’s got the DTs so bad he thinks there’s a thought bubble coming out of my head – also that i’m Darth Maul
02.10.07 at 1:40 am
“The new Smile-o-matic works even on the dead!”
03.06.07 at 8:45 pm
look at him, he’s got a head like a monkey.
06.28.07 at 11:03 pm
He is a Junky and I am a monkey
09.22.08 at 7:06 am