Furious George

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  1. Die, baboon.

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  2. Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….

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  3. No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.

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  4. WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!

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  5. Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker

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  6. Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…

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  7. Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.

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  8. My FBI-colleagues had right.
    I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.

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  9. Yo! Respect, man!

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  10. Men in Grey/Black rulez

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  11. You think the yellow suit is too much?

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  12. The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.

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  13. Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.

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  14. something must be wrong here… hmm

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  15. Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…

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  16. i should have done this instead of running for president twice…

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  17. That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.

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  18. This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!

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  19. Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.

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  20. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

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  21. Monkey Business

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  22. My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo

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  23. Evolve OR Die

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  24. You Can’t Handle the Truth!

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  25. Ah! What’s the Point!

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  26. “My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!

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  27. Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???

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  28. fghvb vbhfghf

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  29. yo! who took my banana ???

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  30. i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.

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  31. Guess you didn’t see that coming…

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  32. I said I don’t like fucking bananas

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  33. A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!

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  34. And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!

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  35. What does Marcellus Wallace look like?

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  36. “Unfinished business”

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  37. Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…

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  38. Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?

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  39. “Evolution…” Charles Darvin

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  40. What would say my mom and dad….

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  41. Like a girl in a car…!!!

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  42. fuck my mozg!!!

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  43. Trusting men in suits?

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  44. wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!

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  45. Do my ears look big in this suit?

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  46. Did I leave the iron on?

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  47. this is driving me bananas

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  48. Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

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  49. Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..

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  50. this is a weird banana

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  51. Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time

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  52. …when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

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  53. Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!

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  54. Luigi, one turns not against family!

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  55. I think it’s time for another Revolution!

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  56. I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!

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  57. Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch

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  58. I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.

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  59. Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!

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  60. Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !

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  61. I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!

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  62. Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?

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  63. what the fuck is that?????

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  64. now call me mr. Barack Obama

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  65. the time has come…

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  66. Ohh My Goddness why I’m here

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  67. Hasta la Vista…baboon?

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  68. Hello? Is this thing on?

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  69. Hello? Is this thing on?
    BANG!

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  70. Die motherfucker

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  71. Now..do the banana dance!!

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  72. who is barak obama…

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  73. I’m so gogeous wearing in yellow!

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  74. All right enough with the monkey buisness

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  75. This bull sh*t ends now

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  76. Get this suit off me you darn dirty apes.

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  77. d’oh.

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  78. there’s to type of monkey, the one with a gun & the one who gets to brings back banana.. u go for banana!

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  79. what mama would think of that job? i should have become a scientist like my bro..

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  80. Who is the mother fucker who’s say that I’ve fucking big ears?

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  81. Are you talkin’ to me?

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  82. Banana suit up ! It’s goin to be legen … wait for it …

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  83. this monkey is similar to Morgan Freeman

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  84. “Yeah see, Monkeyface McGee aint playing around no more, see.”

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  85. you got ten seconds before i shot you…one….two…ten!

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  86. DID YOU SEE ME?

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  87. Say hello to my little friend.

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  88. I am George Bush’s hidden mobster brother. Now what were you sayin’ about my suit looking funny???

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  89. hard days, why do i have to look like george w. bush…hard days…

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  90. “Your coments are sooo stupid that i will kil you ” paste this in the buble and knew wath he is thinking XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD

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  91. se parece a bush sin lugar a dudas su parecido es muy significativo y da mucho ke pensar sobre las decisones políticas en el mundo

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  92. It’s beter to be cruel, than dumb like a monkey

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  93. D’you feel lucky, punk?

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  94. why I want to kill myself? You can see the ridiculousness of my life in the colour of my suit..

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  95. Monkey gotta do what a monkey gotta do

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  96. Danm, I hate russian roulette.. bur if i win that round.. I’ll get a banana!:D

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  97. monkey see monkey kill

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  98. I shall kill every person who offends people by calling them “monkeys”!

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  99. Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun…

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  100. luigi you arne´t allowed to betray the family. Peng!

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  101. This is not a razor for the hair in the ear, fuck is that a smoke fro my ear?

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