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Die, baboon.
Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….
No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.
WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!
Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker
Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…
Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.
My FBI-colleagues had right. I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.
Yo! Respect, man!
Men in Grey/Black rulez
You think the yellow suit is too much?
The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.
Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.
something must be wrong here… hmm
Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…
i should have done this instead of running for president twice…
That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.
This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!
Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.
i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.
Monkey Business
My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo
Evolve OR Die
You Can’t Handle the Truth!
Ah! What’s the Point!
“My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!
Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???
fghvb vbhfghf
yo! who took my banana ???
Guess you didn’t see that coming…
I said I don’t like fucking bananas
A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!
And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
“Unfinished business”
Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…
Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?
“Evolution…” Charles Darvin
What would say my mom and dad….
Like a girl in a car…!!!
fuck my mozg!!!
Trusting men in suits?
wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!
Do my ears look big in this suit?
Did I leave the iron on?
this is driving me bananas
Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..
this is a weird banana
Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time
…when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!
Luigi, one turns not against family!
I think it’s time for another Revolution!
I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!
Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch
I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.
Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!
Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !
I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!
Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?
what the fuck is that?????
now call me mr. Barack Obama
the time has come…
Ohh My Goddness why I’m here
Hasta la Vista…baboon?
Hello? Is this thing on?
Hello? Is this thing on? BANG!
Die motherfucker
Now..do the banana dance!!
who is barak obama…
I’m so gogeous wearing in yellow!
All right enough with the monkey buisness
This bull sh*t ends now
Get this suit off me you darn dirty apes.
d’oh.
there’s to type of monkey, the one with a gun & the one who gets to brings back banana.. u go for banana!
what mama would think of that job? i should have become a scientist like my bro..
Who is the mother fucker who’s say that I’ve fucking big ears?
Are you talkin’ to me?
Banana suit up ! It’s goin to be legen … wait for it …
this monkey is similar to Morgan Freeman
“Yeah see, Monkeyface McGee aint playing around no more, see.”
you got ten seconds before i shot you…one….two…ten!
DID YOU SEE ME?
Say hello to my little friend.
I am George Bush’s hidden mobster brother. Now what were you sayin’ about my suit looking funny???
hard days, why do i have to look like george w. bush…hard days…
“Your coments are sooo stupid that i will kil you ” paste this in the buble and knew wath he is thinking XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
se parece a bush sin lugar a dudas su parecido es muy significativo y da mucho ke pensar sobre las decisones políticas en el mundo
It’s beter to be cruel, than dumb like a monkey
D’you feel lucky, punk?
why I want to kill myself? You can see the ridiculousness of my life in the colour of my suit..
Monkey gotta do what a monkey gotta do
Danm, I hate russian roulette.. bur if i win that round.. I’ll get a banana!:D
monkey see monkey kill
I shall kill every person who offends people by calling them “monkeys”!
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun…
luigi you arne´t allowed to betray the family. Peng!
This is not a razor for the hair in the ear, fuck is that a smoke fro my ear?
Who’s the intelligent species now?
Who’s the intelegent one now?
Who is the intellegent one now?
good bye brother!
shut up or i will put it in your ass !
Hey I look good in that man in the yellow hat’s sui- Hey, wait a minute… what’s this doing in his pocket? He’s got some serious explaining to do…
THIS is why you no take monkey’s bananas
I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE ANY MORE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!
I wont to have sex with YOU!
как в 90-х
One more banana joke, and I’ll pop you. Capish?
so tarzan…you still want to be king of the jungle?
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Die, baboon.
05.15.09 at 9:04 am
Is it fling poo; then shoot? Or shoot; then fling poo? I can’t remember….
05.15.09 at 9:25 am
No one makes fun of my yellow banana suit.
05.15.09 at 9:26 am
WHO.. TOUCHED .. MY.. HAT!
05.15.09 at 2:10 pm
Yipee Ki Yay Mother Fucker
05.16.09 at 1:45 pm
Well, the new weapon works, but with one small unfortunate side effect…
05.17.09 at 11:33 am
Bet those bastard zoo keepers will get a pretty nice surprise when they see this.
05.17.09 at 2:15 pm
My FBI-colleagues had right.
I’m looking like a monkey in this banana suit.
05.18.09 at 2:49 am
Yo! Respect, man!
05.18.09 at 9:12 am
Men in Grey/Black rulez
05.18.09 at 2:30 pm
You think the yellow suit is too much?
05.19.09 at 3:55 am
The Kansas School Board sleeps with the fishes.
05.19.09 at 12:26 pm
Next time someone comes over with a new hairdo, I’ll be prepared for police presence.
05.19.09 at 3:52 pm
something must be wrong here… hmm
05.19.09 at 4:55 pm
Now I’m The King of The Swingers ooooo The Jungle V.I.P…
05.19.09 at 5:05 pm
i should have done this instead of running for president twice…
05.20.09 at 3:48 pm
That’s weird… shooting on the left… smoke coming out on the right.
05.21.09 at 10:24 am
This is why I have opposable thumbs, motherfucker!
05.21.09 at 11:15 am
Left hand: loaded, right hand: cocked.
05.21.09 at 11:16 am
i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.
05.21.09 at 7:35 pm
Monkey Business
05.22.09 at 7:19 am
My name is Bonzo; James Bonzo
05.22.09 at 10:49 pm
Evolve OR Die
05.24.09 at 11:56 am
You Can’t Handle the Truth!
05.24.09 at 11:57 am
Ah! What’s the Point!
05.24.09 at 12:03 pm
“My name is Banana … Monkey Banana” … and now i need a bananasplitt!
05.25.09 at 5:01 am
Damn…I forgot what I wanted to say???
05.25.09 at 8:37 am
fghvb vbhfghf
05.25.09 at 1:27 pm
yo! who took my banana ???
05.25.09 at 9:52 pm
i missed… i aimed for the arm but unfortunatly for him… it must have curved and hit him in the head.
05.27.09 at 4:41 am
Guess you didn’t see that coming…
05.27.09 at 8:58 am
I said I don’t like fucking bananas
05.31.09 at 10:02 am
A banana yellow suit….. Brilliant!
05.31.09 at 8:41 pm
And they said I was too old for another Dirty Harry movie!
06.01.09 at 4:38 pm
What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
06.02.09 at 1:10 am
“Unfinished business”
06.03.09 at 4:39 pm
Time to kill my mother for dressing me like this for too many years…
06.05.09 at 3:18 am
Monkey face…? Who’s got monkey face, puta?
06.13.09 at 12:29 pm
“Evolution…” Charles Darvin
06.13.09 at 12:30 pm
What would say my mom and dad….
06.13.09 at 12:30 pm
Like a girl in a car…!!!
06.13.09 at 12:31 pm
fuck my mozg!!!
06.14.09 at 12:31 pm
Trusting men in suits?
06.15.09 at 5:04 am
wow this micheal jackson mask fits so well!
06.18.09 at 3:34 am
Do my ears look big in this suit?
06.19.09 at 3:44 pm
Did I leave the iron on?
06.30.09 at 9:20 am
this is driving me bananas
07.05.09 at 1:22 pm
Everybody be cool, this is a robbery! Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
07.06.09 at 10:57 am
Human think this suite would be funny. I can´t take this anymore..
07.07.09 at 4:00 am
this is a weird banana
07.08.09 at 11:00 am
Say ‘what’ again. Say what one more motherfuckin time
07.08.09 at 1:16 pm
…when I lay my vengeance upon thee!
07.21.09 at 11:47 am
Tarzan can KISS MY ASS!
07.26.09 at 8:14 pm
Luigi, one turns not against family!
07.27.09 at 7:47 am
I think it’s time for another Revolution!
07.29.09 at 8:25 am
I’m looking for my cousin George and the guy who stole my fucking HAT!
07.31.09 at 2:38 pm
Dont laught cause my yellow dress, bitch
08.04.09 at 11:16 am
I know MJ was a man of peace, but when I catch the fucker that killed him, I will blast him with my kind of piece.
08.05.09 at 9:49 am
Mmmmmmah, you dirty rat!
08.15.09 at 9:00 pm
Vernita Green , Oren-Ishii , Elle Driver , Budd : clear . Now Bill it’s your turn !
08.23.09 at 5:26 pm
I’ve had it with these motherf–king snakes on this motherf–king plane!
08.25.09 at 10:17 am
Did he shoot five or six bullits? Errr… do I feel lucky? Does this yellow suit really makes me look like a punk?
08.29.09 at 1:42 pm
what the fuck is that?????
09.14.09 at 7:12 am
now call me mr. Barack Obama
10.06.09 at 7:04 am
the time has come…
10.25.09 at 7:24 am
Ohh My Goddness why I’m here
11.05.09 at 5:59 pm
Hasta la Vista…baboon?
11.06.09 at 10:06 pm
Hello? Is this thing on?
11.06.09 at 10:12 pm
Hello? Is this thing on?
BANG!
11.06.09 at 10:13 pm
Die motherfucker
11.15.09 at 3:14 am
Now..do the banana dance!!
11.28.09 at 1:08 pm
who is barak obama…
12.05.09 at 5:02 pm
I’m so gogeous wearing in yellow!
12.29.09 at 6:06 am
All right enough with the monkey buisness
01.09.10 at 4:22 pm
This bull sh*t ends now
02.02.10 at 6:39 pm
Get this suit off me you darn dirty apes.
02.02.10 at 6:40 pm
d’oh.
02.04.10 at 2:05 pm
there’s to type of monkey, the one with a gun & the one who gets to brings back banana.. u go for banana!
02.04.10 at 8:41 pm
what mama would think of that job? i should have become a scientist like my bro..
02.04.10 at 8:44 pm
Who is the mother fucker who’s say that I’ve fucking big ears?
02.05.10 at 8:40 am
Are you talkin’ to me?
02.09.10 at 11:02 pm
Banana suit up ! It’s goin to be legen … wait for it …
02.18.10 at 12:45 pm
this monkey is similar to Morgan Freeman
02.23.10 at 3:13 am
“Yeah see, Monkeyface McGee aint playing around no more, see.”
02.24.10 at 12:08 pm
you got ten seconds before i shot you…one….two…ten!
02.26.10 at 5:04 pm
DID YOU SEE ME?
02.28.10 at 5:06 pm
Say hello to my little friend.
03.05.10 at 3:16 pm
I am George Bush’s hidden mobster brother. Now what were you sayin’ about my suit looking funny???
03.17.10 at 5:30 pm
hard days, why do i have to look like george w. bush…hard days…
04.01.10 at 6:40 am
“Your coments are sooo stupid that i will kil you ” paste this in the buble and knew wath he is thinking XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
04.14.10 at 6:13 am
se parece a bush sin lugar a dudas su parecido es muy significativo y da mucho ke pensar sobre las decisones políticas en el mundo
04.22.10 at 2:00 pm
It’s beter to be cruel, than dumb like a monkey
04.23.10 at 12:17 am
D’you feel lucky, punk?
04.28.10 at 1:50 pm
why I want to kill myself? You can see the ridiculousness of my life in the colour of my suit..
05.05.10 at 9:39 am
Monkey gotta do what a monkey gotta do
05.05.10 at 4:19 pm
Danm, I hate russian roulette.. bur if i win that round.. I’ll get a banana!:D
05.22.10 at 8:42 am
monkey see monkey kill
06.09.10 at 9:26 am
I shall kill every person who offends people by calling them “monkeys”!
06.18.10 at 3:20 pm
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun…
06.29.10 at 3:14 am
luigi you arne´t allowed to betray the family. Peng!
08.13.10 at 4:25 am
This is not a razor for the hair in the ear, fuck is that a smoke fro my ear?
08.17.10 at 4:07 pm
Who’s the intelligent species now?
09.25.10 at 8:42 pm
Who’s the intelegent one now?
09.25.10 at 8:42 pm
Who is the intellegent one now?
09.25.10 at 8:44 pm
good bye brother!
10.29.10 at 12:52 pm
shut up or i will put it in your ass !
12.04.10 at 1:20 pm
Hey I look good in that man in the yellow hat’s sui- Hey, wait a minute… what’s this doing in his pocket? He’s got some serious explaining to do…
01.08.11 at 2:20 am
THIS is why you no take monkey’s bananas
03.18.11 at 3:46 pm
I DON’T THINK I CAN TAKE ANY MORE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES, ON THIS MOTHER FUCKING PLANE!
05.03.11 at 7:56 pm
I wont to have sex with YOU!
06.08.11 at 9:48 am
как в 90-х
06.29.11 at 2:43 am
One more banana joke, and I’ll pop you. Capish?
10.20.11 at 2:44 am
so tarzan…you still want to be king of the jungle?
01.24.12 at 4:40 pm