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bling bling bitches
This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.
Maxi King allright
What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!
What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!
Let me see.. Good medal, good medal – My medal, my medal..
You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?
Can’t fell my CROWN!?
Now this is more like it
I pity da fool!
You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…
all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps
They just told me to go with the flow…
Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!
My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-
For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…
I wana be a girl, just for a day…
Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!
Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!
I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !
Now gimme your wallet.
So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.
look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.
Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu
a bit like 50, isn’t it??
Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?
…and the Dr. told my mother to push… …and my head came out like this…
YES, I COULD!!
Thanks but it is not gold
So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.
I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.
“I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!
who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???
first place in stupidity
I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !
Now look at this gold muthafucka right here
this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.
Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…
I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.
Shuuu Habibi
I am the Prince of Zamunda
I’ll need a few more for the kids.
I gotta feeling
america youre next
yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!
Yess, my own, my preciousss…
where the fuck is my hat?
You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!
Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling !!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!
You know what the difference between you and me is?
I make this look gooood.
Various of guys write about this issue but you wrote down some true words.
yeah man! try this around your neck, when you don´t fall down because of the heavy wight, you know you are a real man!
I like Bling Bling, baby!!!
who cares if we fire all the doctors…
Im a mother fuckin P.I.M.P bitch!
yeah yeah cool stuff but i would prefer oil nega’…
now i’ve passed the test killing those guys i’m finaly in the gang =)
You are king of petrol! But I m king of peace.
And I won what actually?
Who’s the president now,bitches?
shit, again the chains…thought slavery is over…
Jesus Christ, Fuck, this is awesome!…ahm i mean awesome, fuck Jesus Christ!
They only give me that chain to make me look even worse if something goes wrong..
You see, I am black, but I made it without rapping
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bling bling bitches
06.03.09 at 12:49 pm
This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.
06.03.09 at 12:54 pm
Maxi King allright
06.03.09 at 1:56 pm
What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!
06.03.09 at 3:38 pm
What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!
06.03.09 at 3:44 pm
Let me see.. Good medal, good medal – My medal, my medal..
06.03.09 at 4:35 pm
You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?
06.03.09 at 4:48 pm
Can’t fell my CROWN!?
06.03.09 at 6:36 pm
Now this is more like it
06.03.09 at 11:50 pm
I pity da fool!
06.04.09 at 5:02 pm
You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…
06.04.09 at 6:43 pm
all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps
06.04.09 at 11:42 pm
They just told me to go with the flow…
06.05.09 at 3:20 am
Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!
06.05.09 at 3:21 am
My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-
06.06.09 at 11:42 am
For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…
06.09.09 at 4:29 pm
I wana be a girl, just for a day…
06.12.09 at 3:07 am
Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!
06.13.09 at 12:21 pm
Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!
06.13.09 at 12:26 pm
I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !
06.14.09 at 4:38 pm
Now gimme your wallet.
06.30.09 at 9:23 am
So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.
06.30.09 at 1:41 pm
look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.
07.06.09 at 10:59 am
Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu
07.10.09 at 10:34 am
a bit like 50, isn’t it??
07.15.09 at 6:11 am
Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?
07.26.09 at 10:16 am
…and the Dr. told my mother to push…
…and my head came out like this…
07.26.09 at 8:18 pm
YES, I COULD!!
07.27.09 at 7:40 am
Thanks but it is not gold
08.04.09 at 2:39 am
So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.
08.05.09 at 8:44 am
I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.
08.05.09 at 8:46 am
“I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!
08.06.09 at 6:57 pm
who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???
08.08.09 at 4:26 am
first place in stupidity
08.14.09 at 10:17 am
I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !
08.23.09 at 5:15 pm
Now look at this gold muthafucka right here
08.29.09 at 1:38 pm
this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.
08.30.09 at 4:24 pm
Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…
09.03.09 at 11:44 pm
I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.
09.11.09 at 2:52 pm
Shuuu Habibi
09.15.09 at 10:26 am
I am the Prince of Zamunda
09.24.09 at 5:12 pm
I’ll need a few more for the kids.
10.01.09 at 11:30 pm
I gotta feeling
10.06.09 at 8:07 am
america youre next
10.16.09 at 4:30 pm
yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!
10.16.09 at 11:33 pm
Yess, my own, my preciousss…
10.21.09 at 4:27 am
where the fuck is my hat?
10.28.09 at 12:58 pm
You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!
11.04.09 at 7:43 pm
Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling
!!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!
11.05.09 at 5:56 pm
You know what the difference between you and me is?
I make this look gooood.
12.07.09 at 3:03 am
Various of guys write about this issue but you wrote down some true words.
12.09.09 at 4:41 pm
yeah man! try this around your neck, when you don´t fall down because of the heavy wight, you know you are a real man!
01.01.10 at 4:59 pm
I like Bling Bling, baby!!!
01.21.10 at 2:13 pm
who cares if we fire all the doctors…
01.29.10 at 6:05 pm
Im a mother fuckin P.I.M.P bitch!
02.04.10 at 1:58 pm
yeah yeah cool stuff but i would prefer oil nega’…
02.04.10 at 8:37 pm
now i’ve passed the test killing those guys i’m finaly in the gang =)
02.04.10 at 8:38 pm
You are king of petrol! But I m king of peace.
02.05.10 at 8:39 am
And I won what actually?
02.05.10 at 9:38 am
Who’s the president now,bitches?
02.26.10 at 5:11 pm
shit, again the chains…thought slavery is over…
04.01.10 at 6:44 am
Jesus Christ, Fuck, this is awesome!…ahm i mean awesome, fuck Jesus Christ!
04.14.10 at 9:29 am
They only give me that chain to make me look even worse if something goes wrong..
05.05.10 at 9:44 am
You see, I am black, but I made it without rapping
05.15.10 at 1:54 pm