The Cleverest Responses (49)

1. bling bling bitches

       +57
   ~fartist
   06.03.09 at 12:49 pm

2. This photo op is going to come back to haunt me when some neocon douchebag tries to swift boat me in 2012.

       --10
   ~Jeff
   06.03.09 at 12:54 pm

3. Maxi King allright

       +6
   ~Jerry
   06.03.09 at 1:56 pm

4. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Dem, you should see my bra! Freaky boys, those journalists!

       --24
   ~Niels
   06.03.09 at 3:38 pm

5. What? Never seen a boy wearing a necklace? Freaky journalists! You should see my bra!

       --22
   ~Niels
   06.03.09 at 3:44 pm

6. Let me see.. Good medal, good medal - My medal, my medal..

       --17
   ~Anonymous
   06.03.09 at 4:35 pm

7. You ain’t gettin this back. You do know that right?

       --16
   ~Ascarpi
   06.03.09 at 4:48 pm

8. Can’t fell my CROWN!?

       --13
   ~jaug1337
   06.03.09 at 6:36 pm

9. Now this is more like it

       --14
   ~Blake
   06.03.09 at 11:50 pm

10. I pity da fool!

        --13
    ~Jeff
    06.04.09 at 5:02 pm

11. You feel relax… you fell your eyes getting heavy… yeeees, relax…. you feel sleepy… are you asleep now? good… now, when I snap my fingers, you will get your pen, and you will sign this treaty surrendering all your oil reserves…

        --7
    ~silexmt
    06.04.09 at 6:43 pm

12. all i need is 7 more and i’ll be as cool as michael phelps

        --6
    ~haha
    06.04.09 at 11:42 pm

13. They just told me to go with the flow…

        --11
    ~Christian Kragh
    06.05.09 at 3:20 am

14. Damn it, I knew this was going to be on the caption contest blog!

        --8
    ~Christian Kragh
    06.05.09 at 3:21 am

15. My homies back there have no style, -right biatches?-

        --12
    ~Synth3siS
    06.06.09 at 11:42 am

16. For Saddam we only had a rope, but i kinda like this one…

        --10
    ~Lev
    06.09.09 at 4:29 pm

17. I wana be a girl, just for a day…

        --7
    ~gigges
    06.12.09 at 3:07 am

18. Holy shit, i’ve already told u that this flower have nothing similar with democratic tradions. So, throw it away fucking Ahmed!

        --10
    ~Kilo
    06.13.09 at 12:21 pm

19. Voldemort, Germiona and Dumbledore!!! Flower Bush stand up and go!

        --6
    ~Michael Jackson Lilboylover
    06.13.09 at 12:26 pm

20. I hereby declare myself the savior of mankind and promise to unify this planet under one world goverment !

        +33
    ~Steve
    06.14.09 at 4:38 pm

21. Now gimme your wallet.

        +11
    ~gary
    06.30.09 at 9:23 am

22. So this is your new 24K Semtex suicide bomber exploding necklace.

        +7
    ~Ron
    06.30.09 at 1:41 pm

23. look, there is a fly! someone kill the fly.

        +2
    ~samuel
    07.06.09 at 10:59 am

24. Do Do Do I’m much richer than youuuu

        +4
    ~Max Gellweiler
    07.10.09 at 10:34 am

25. a bit like 50, isn’t it??

        --2
    ~Anonymous
    07.15.09 at 6:11 am

26. Now, about them 99 virgin girls… you sure about that?

        +7
    ~Anonymous
    07.26.09 at 10:16 am

27. …and the Dr. told my mother to push…
    …and my head came out like this…

        +11
    ~George DelGiorno
    07.26.09 at 8:18 pm

28. YES, I COULD!!

        +5
    ~rst
    07.27.09 at 7:40 am

29. Thanks but it is not gold

        +8
    ~Gkan
    08.04.09 at 2:39 am

30. So when I give you this, you give me oil at 5 billion barrels for each gram of gold.

        +1
    ~vkernahan
    08.05.09 at 8:44 am

31. I better put this shit on right now, Mr Smiley in the yellow tie is looking too hard at it with a smile on his face.

        --1
    ~vkernahan
    08.05.09 at 8:46 am

32. “I’mma sell this ish when I go back to the ghetto after my peresidency ez ovah!

        --3
    ~BushFan
    08.06.09 at 6:57 pm

33. who the fuck is Angela Merkel ???

        +7
    ~Anonymous
    08.08.09 at 4:26 am

34. first place in stupidity

        --4
    ~bill
    08.14.09 at 10:17 am

35. I always dreamt to look like Public Enemy , thank you !

        --3
    ~The Towell
    08.23.09 at 5:15 pm

36. Now look at this gold muthafucka right here

        --2
    ~V!NCENT
    08.29.09 at 1:38 pm

37. this medal is MINE! it’s pure gold.

        +1
    ~xDxDxD
    08.30.09 at 4:24 pm

38. Well. Thank you…for…understanding my culture…

        +3
    ~dude
    09.03.09 at 11:44 pm

39. I’mma sell this for bananas to feed my monkey-ass family.

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    09.11.09 at 2:52 pm

40. Shuuu Habibi

        +1
    ~Cabbo
    09.15.09 at 10:26 am

41. I am the Prince of Zamunda

        +5
    ~Anonymous
    09.24.09 at 5:12 pm

42. I’ll need a few more for the kids.

        +3
    ~Patrick
    10.01.09 at 11:30 pm

43. I gotta feeling

        --2
    ~Yeah
    10.06.09 at 8:07 am

44. america youre next

        +0
    ~dudd
    10.16.09 at 4:30 pm

45. yeah bitches I`m so much better as Mr.T!!!

        +0
    ~_godsmack
    10.16.09 at 11:33 pm

46. Yess, my own, my preciousss…

        +0
    ~Boozon
    10.21.09 at 4:27 am

47. where the fuck is my hat?

        +0
    ~Sma
    10.28.09 at 12:58 pm

48. You sure this is the same shit Hitler wore? cause he da man yo!

        --1
    ~Rogue
    11.04.09 at 7:43 pm

49. Yo Bitch let us fuck next Weekend for this bling bling
    !!!I’m your Dream in Jeans!!!

        +0
    ~Leava
    11.05.09 at 5:56 pm

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