The Cleverest Responses (54)

1. “I’m shrinking!” “Proof?” “Yes, right here on my iPhone”.

       +34
   ~cmirkin
   01.31.10 at 11:55 pm

2. Hey- dipshit hipster guy from the Palm Pre announcement. Yeah, you, ya douche. Get a load of THIS.

       --18
   ~Jeff
   02.01.10 at 12:52 am

3. Look! The iPod Touch just got bigger, and so did my eyes!

       +9
   ~Wouter
   02.01.10 at 5:18 am

4. “… and this is what happens when you use the iPad to divide by zero.”

       +31
   ~DaveyBridges
   02.01.10 at 9:09 am

5. hey ppffflaghhh blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhfff

       --46
   ~einstein
   02.01.10 at 12:49 pm

6. Here you can see our three revolutionary devices, one from past, one from today and the iClocks.

       --20
   ~joZCo
   02.01.10 at 1:32 pm

7. Holy crap! Have you ever held two mirrors up to each other? It like, parallels into infinity, man! This is so awesome! I AM SO HIGH!

       --12
   ~Drug Abuse is Wrong
   02.01.10 at 4:04 pm

8. iPad. Now with Time Machine.

       +8
   ~pv_le_worm
   02.01.10 at 5:52 pm

9. … … … … iPad MEMORY SYNC COMPLETE. HUMAN NEUTRALIZED.

       --6
   ~g
   02.02.10 at 9:55 am

10. Look what i just made for you, mom !

        --6
    ~29andstillatparentshome!
    02.03.10 at 11:19 am

11. This is unbelievable.
    This is how we think different.
    This will be the best experience you’ll ever have.
    This is our new product that we have been working on for decades, and this is called :

    iPad

    iP(lease you)a(ll to give us your pretty)dollars.

        --18
    ~playfans
    02.03.10 at 4:16 pm

12. cmd z!

        --4
    ~Undo
    02.04.10 at 3:33 pm

13. The latest from Apple Russia:

    iMatryoshka!

    (aka: iRussian Nesting Doll)

        +20
    ~kdavison
    02.04.10 at 3:45 pm

14. iClone iClone iClone…

        +12
    ~kdavison
    02.04.10 at 3:49 pm

15. am i that abyssal dumb?

        --17
    ~coman12
    02.04.10 at 8:33 pm

16. My ipad doesn’t have wing but it can capture all my inhibitions !

        --15
    ~woops
    02.07.10 at 10:28 am

17. …and I can do this… even *without* a built-in camera!

        +6
    ~kdavison
    02.07.10 at 4:07 pm

18. Look at this Dude !

    How deep do you think it is ?!

        +0
    ~Bob
    02.08.10 at 8:35 am

19. Those are definitly not my hands.

        --6
    ~bab
    02.08.10 at 3:30 pm

20. did you notice I’m married ? … no ?…. oh you were looking at the ipad… of course… story of my life

        --7
    ~auguste
    02.09.10 at 5:32 pm

21. You’re feeling veeeeeeeery tired…
    You’re falling asleep…

    Your looking at it
    Yes, keep looking at it…

        +4
    ~Bob
    02.10.10 at 11:07 am

22. Well, this little spatio-temporal vertex bug will be fixed in version 2.0

        +2
    ~Tiben
    02.14.10 at 10:45 am

23. cmd c
    cmd v
    cmd v

        --4
    ~Kdavison
    02.14.10 at 5:27 pm

24. hm.,,,, o, its me :D

        --6
    ~Jekaterina
    02.15.10 at 2:23 pm

25. lol

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.16.10 at 11:39 am

26. lol
    It is so strange)
    But I hope thet it have no great idea

        --5
    ~Anonymous
    02.16.10 at 11:40 am

27. iEgo

        +6
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:52 pm

28. iMirror 2.0

        +5
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:57 pm

29. iMe

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 1:57 pm

30. …as you can see here… all new iPads come with the application Narcissism 3.0…

    *Warning: Narcissism 3.0 is only compatible with technology beginning with the letter i.

        +9
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:06 pm

31. I made it from my own image…

        +2
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:11 pm

32. At Apple, we know you love you!

        +4
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:16 pm

33. iPad, technology that connects with the real you!

        +3
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:17 pm

34. …For those who want it all… Apple offers the iPod, the iPhone, and iPad, all in one!

    (just like the turducken!)

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:23 pm

35. iRabbit Hole

    Follow meeeeeeeeeee…..

        +1
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:24 pm

36. i don’t think you are taking us seriously…

        +4
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:27 pm

37. We’re here for the Max Headroom audition…

        +3
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:30 pm

38. …and once all your data is uploaded to the iPad… your body can be disposed of using the built-in cryogenics app.

        +2
    ~kdavison
    02.16.10 at 2:44 pm

39. That would make more videos.

        --5
    ~Moscow Prostitutes
    03.06.10 at 3:40 am

40. Yes, look like 2 mirrors, but is easy make this with Photoshop. very nice effect…

    Think different. Think with your head!

        --3
    ~angelo_3d
    03.14.10 at 3:51 am

41. LOOOk i found the never ending mirror!!

        --2
    ~Kendog
    03.19.10 at 1:00 am

42. Look kids, this is why we geeks waited so long on the iPad (read: another way to waist another 500 bucks)!!!!

        --6
    ~Man_in_the_Box
    04.09.10 at 1:55 pm

43. kjokot

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    05.01.10 at 9:56 am

44. erdemcolaker@hotmail.com

        --3
    ~Anonymous
    05.07.10 at 5:38 am

45. Ok, you cannot have Flashplayer…

    BUT, but, show me someone at ADOBE who can do …

    THAT !!

        +3
    ~Bob
    05.07.10 at 2:56 pm

46. “Ever wished you could fit into a space the size of an iPad? … Well, there’s an App for that!”

        +1
    ~Bobbycheese
    05.15.10 at 12:07 pm

47. TIME PARADOX

        +1
    ~Anonymous
    05.16.10 at 7:19 pm

48. So that’s where Beebs got his teeth frm ??0ah ha !

        +0
    ~CAZZ
    05.19.10 at 5:50 pm

49. iSad

        +0
    ~Carliosity
    06.18.10 at 2:17 pm

50. look my idiot face infinite times

        +0
    ~FaNtAsMiC
    07.17.10 at 10:15 pm

51. fgoi

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.20.10 at 5:13 am

52. coooooooooooooooooool

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    07.20.10 at 5:13 am

53. Look at this! With the new Ipad you are bether then Chuck Noris!

        +3
    ~Chuck Noris
    07.31.10 at 12:17 am

54. truckpult

        +0
    ~Farton
    08.08.10 at 2:07 pm

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