The Cleverest Responses (14)

1. HOORAY FOR UNITED STATES HEALTH CARE!

       +1
   ~Gabe
   04.15.05 at 4:24 pm

2. My first pretend lethal injection!

       --1
   ~Gabe
   04.15.05 at 4:25 pm

3. Mommy, what’s a gagortion?

       --2
   ~Mike
   04.15.05 at 4:52 pm

4. I wish our playing doctor could cure my untreatable cancer!

       --2
   ~Gabe
   04.15.05 at 6:48 pm

5. That shit better not be cut with baking soda like last time, bitch!

       +0
   ~Amanda
   04.15.05 at 8:03 pm

6. Click on my nurse’s red cross for a surprise!

       --2
   ~Mike
   04.15.05 at 10:43 pm

7. Where are you intending to place that needle? Ok, if you’re going to put it there make sure it is sterile.

       +0
   ~Scott
   05.10.05 at 9:34 pm

8. One little prick? that’s what got me here in the first place…

       +2
   ~BobBob
   01.17.07 at 12:22 am

9. No more free-basing for me blondie, not after Richard Pryor

       +1
   ~Justin
   01.20.07 at 4:02 am

10. [in a squeaky voice] Tony says he wants only Glaswegian smack

        +0
    ~Justin
    01.20.07 at 4:04 am

11. You scream, i scream, we all scream for heroin!

        +4
    ~graeble
    04.27.07 at 2:22 am

12. It’s not a real syringe…

    But we can use it as a dildo

        +0
    ~Anonymous
    11.17.07 at 7:30 pm

13. Aren`t I too young to give blood,nurse?

        +0
    ~Dave
    12.06.07 at 8:43 am

14. Bend over, you better get use to hearing that.

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    ~Edward
    09.01.10 at 10:43 am

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