The Cleverest Responses (15)

1. I was just making cupcakes for my Mama!

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   ~Jess
   08.03.05 at 10:12 pm

2. Well that’s the last time I’ll ever fall asleep in a gay bar.

       --1
   ~Mike Solomon
   08.04.05 at 1:15 am

3. Well that’s the last time I tussle with Christo and Jeanne-Claude.

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   ~Gabe
   08.04.05 at 5:47 pm

4. I’m sorry but is my plum-colored Forrester in your way? Uh-huh, well look, I just need to finish up and then I’ll move it - coupla minutes…thanks

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   ~Ira
   08.05.05 at 10:43 pm

5. I’m such a dirty, dirty boy…maybe you should come on over and spank me, hmmmmmm?

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   ~Brenda
   08.05.05 at 11:44 pm

6. Wait, if the sun is behind me…that means that North is….um…aw shit, why didn’t I remember to stash that compass up my ass!

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   ~Ira
   08.10.05 at 5:24 am

7. This is about as fun as marching through a swamp with swollen testes. Wait, that’s exactly what this is.

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   ~Brett
   08.24.05 at 10:38 pm

8. my precious where is my precious my love my precioussssss…

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   ~sean
   02.06.07 at 5:09 am

9. Now they just can’t call me black..

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   ~Demian
   03.27.07 at 6:05 pm

10. I think i used just a teensy bit to much sunscreen…..

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    ~bobby
    04.04.07 at 7:38 am

11. They thought they could catch Bigfoot? Well they won’t recognize me now that I’ve shaved.

        +1
    ~NutJob
    05.25.07 at 8:52 pm

12. There I was, naked at the edge of the lake, ready for a refreshing swim, when all of a sudden I look up and see the biggest f**king Eagle………….

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    ~Geoff
    05.25.07 at 8:54 pm

13. I’m the white man

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    ~mili
    09.19.08 at 6:51 am

14. You know you want to fuck me so hard in the ass hole….

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    ~Cassondra
    02.19.09 at 8:39 pm

15. Yeah it’s true! Michael Jackson is alive !

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    ~Anonymous
    10.28.09 at 8:33 pm

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