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  1. I was just making cupcakes for my Mama!

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  2. Well that’s the last time I’ll ever fall asleep in a gay bar.

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  3. Well that’s the last time I tussle with Christo and Jeanne-Claude.

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  4. I’m sorry but is my plum-colored Forrester in your way? Uh-huh, well look, I just need to finish up and then I’ll move it – coupla minutes…thanks

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  5. I’m such a dirty, dirty boy…maybe you should come on over and spank me, hmmmmmm?

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  6. Wait, if the sun is behind me…that means that North is….um…aw shit, why didn’t I remember to stash that compass up my ass!

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  7. This is about as fun as marching through a swamp with swollen testes. Wait, that’s exactly what this is.

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  8. my precious where is my precious my love my precioussssss…

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  9. Now they just can’t call me black..

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  10. I think i used just a teensy bit to much sunscreen…..

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  11. They thought they could catch Bigfoot? Well they won’t recognize me now that I’ve shaved.

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  12. There I was, naked at the edge of the lake, ready for a refreshing swim, when all of a sudden I look up and see the biggest f**king Eagle………….

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  13. I’m the white man

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  14. You know you want to fuck me so hard in the ass hole….

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  15. Yeah it’s true! Michael Jackson is alive !

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  16. White clay is very useful for skin

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  17. scheiße war das wasser kalt

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