Posts filed under "Animated"

June 17, 2008


Below is a sample of some code I’m working on for work-related project. Have fun!

November 5, 2007

Can’t we all just get along?

Well, I think enough time has passed and it seems the Russians have forgiven me. I can’t thank everyone enough for all their support. So in the spirit of bringing us all together, I’ve created a little something for the Russians to show my appreciation. Enjoy!

July 2, 2006

Interactive Flying Shit Animation

Hopefully this will brighten your day.

June 13, 2006

Flash Attractors Game

A while back I made these little flash games that was designed to be nothing more than a time waster. After about 3 years, it’s finally beginning to catch on here and here. Have fun!

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July 25, 2005

Terrorist Countdown Clock

Display this animation full-screen when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway.

**Under no circumstances should ANYBODY use the previous animation when they ask you to open your laptop during a security check on the subway, or in any other manner during which the display of the animation could be interpreted as a hostile act. Please defer all legal action to Penn & Teller, who gave me the idea in their 1997 book, “How to Play in Traffic.”

November 4, 2003

Text to Speech Software

I just finished a year-long pet project of mine – software that converts written text into speech. I decided to post the beta version so I could get some feedback from actual users. Enjoy, but be aware, there are still some bugs I need to work out. View it here

December 9, 1999

Vintage 1999 Flash Animations

These are some really old, immature, and often bizarre flash animations I made while at college. Ahhhh, to be young again.

Cruise VS Walken

Wrapping Tape

The Ants


Barry White

Rhythmic Preview

First Animation Ever

IBM – Solutions for Business


Lil Franky

Really Lost Highway

Mastercard 1

Mastercard 2

Derek’s Mexican Vacation

If You’ve Been Bad

School’s Out


Phil Meets Karl Orf

Phil Cures His Problems

Phil VS The Asteriod

Mr. Roboto

Smith Quality

The Getaway

The Nightmare

Walken – The Original

The Yearbook