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Monday, September 26th, 2005

Stop the presses! Stop em, goddammit! Gabe has published his first podcast so go to his site right now and check it out. Seriously, get the hell away from here.

Wednesday, September 21st, 2005

Thursday, August 4th, 2005

Saturday, July 30th, 2005

Thanks Google!

Wednesday, May 25th, 2005

This headline is hilarious.
Yes, the story is tragic (full story) but I’m sorry, that headline is just hilarious.

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005

I love that new Pope smell!

Thursday, March 24th, 2005

This is real.

Tuesday, March 8th, 2005

Is it normal? You tell me.
An old friend of mine just launched this great site, www.isitnormal.com. It’s highly entertaining and just getting started so I encourage everyone to check it out and contribute to the fun.

Monday, February 28th, 2005

While watching Ghostbusters this weekend, it occurred to me that “Holy crap - the Ghostbusters’ fire house is right by my office!” So this morning I took the long way to work, and sure enough, there it was. What’s my point with all this? Absolutely!

Friday, February 4th, 2005

So the postcard and graphics I did for the soon-to-be-legendary show “Boozy: The Life, Death, and Subsequent Vilification of Le Corbusier and, More Importantly, Robert Moses” have finally been put online. I’ve got to say that Steve from SlazDesign.com did a fantastic job on the website. Check out the site, learn about the play, get tickets and bring friends. I’ve only read the script but it’s amazing. These guys are geniuses.www.boozyshow.com

Friday, January 21st, 2005

It just doesn’t get any better than this:DANDee Child Safety Harness

Tuesday, January 11th, 2005

How do all these spammers know I have a tiny penis?!?!

Tuesday, January 4th, 2005

Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?

Saturday, December 25th, 2004

Dear Todd Barry,

I just got back from your Christmas eve performance at The Knitting Factory and wanted to write you an email regarding your performance (at The Knitting Factory).  

As you can tell, I’m a big fan (I’m the guy that waved at you in the balcony) - so much so, in fact, that I’d purchased your new CD this previous week.  

So you can imagine my dismay when I heard a great deal of the same material from the CD in your performance tonight.  I know coming up with new material isn’t easy, but I mean, seriously, come on.

Duuuuuude?

~Mike

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

expect a phone call!!!!(see below)

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

Just got back from the Tribeca Tavern. (My cup had “runneth dry” a while ago and I was starting to fade fast so I headed out for a quicky drink.) I had a beer and a shot, but those fuckers wouldn’t pour a rum and coke into my soda bottle so I had to stop and get a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to sustain me at work. So far so good…(see last post)

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

Balls!!!!!(see below)

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

Jamie said he smelled something on me so I had to swig everything real quick then I threw up on my desk a little. I got it cleaned up in time so everything’s still cool.(see last post)

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

It’s actually more of a 40/60 vodka/coke ratio now. I had to pour some out because it was too damn strong.(see previous post)

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2004

Ok, so today at lunch I mixed a 50/50 vodka/coke ratio into a soda bottle. I just got back to my desk and I intend to finish it before 4 PM. Wish me luck.


 

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