Here’s to wishing everyone a happy and healthy new year!

All the best,Gabe, Mike, and Mike

This is a real ad. Seriously. Oh how I wish I’d made it…

Jessica spotted this gem on the subway today. It’s absolutely amazing and, most importantly, real. WEEEeeeee!!!

This little device is amazing. I wish I’d thought of it.

Stop the presses! Stop em, goddammit! Gabe has published his first podcast so go to his site right now and check it out. Seriously, get the hell away from here.

Thanks Google!

This headline is hilarious.
Yes, the story is tragic (full story) but I’m sorry, that headline is just hilarious.

I love that new Pope smell!

This is real.

Is it normal? You tell me.
An old friend of mine just launched this great site, www.isitnormal.com. It’s highly entertaining and just getting started so I encourage everyone to check it out and contribute to the fun.

While watching Ghostbusters this weekend, it occurred to me that “Holy crap – the Ghostbusters’ fire house is right by my office!” So this morning I took the long way to work, and sure enough, there it was. What’s my point with all this? Absolutely!

So the postcard and graphics I did for the soon-to-be-legendary show “Boozy: The Life, Death, and Subsequent Vilification of Le Corbusier and, More Importantly, Robert Moses” have finally been put online. I’ve got to say that Steve from SlazDesign.com did a fantastic job on the website. Check out the site, learn about the play, get tickets and bring friends. I’ve only read the script but it’s amazing. These guys are geniuses.www.boozyshow.com

It just doesn’t get any better than this:DANDee Child Safety Harness

How do all these spammers know I have a tiny penis?!?!

Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?

Dear Todd Barry,

I just got back from your Christmas eve performance at The Knitting Factory and wanted to write you an email regarding your performance (at The Knitting Factory).  

As you can tell, I’m a big fan (I’m the guy that waved at you in the balcony) – so much so, in fact, that I’d purchased your new CD this previous week.  

So you can imagine my dismay when I heard a great deal of the same material from the CD in your performance tonight.  I know coming up with new material isn’t easy, but I mean, seriously, come on.

Duuuuuude?

~Mike

expect a phone call!!!!(see below)

Just got back from the Tribeca Tavern. (My cup had “runneth dry” a while ago and I was starting to fade fast so I headed out for a quicky drink.) I had a beer and a shot, but those fuckers wouldn’t pour a rum and coke into my soda bottle so I had to stop and get a Mike’s Hard Lemonade to sustain me at work. So far so good…(see last post)