Posts filed under "Written"

June 13, 2008

Pocket Pool

People get the wrong idea when they see an old pair of pants with holes cut into the pockets. It […]

March 27, 2008

Uncle Rick Died

I just had a great idea for a way to teach young children about the dangers of drinking, as well […]

October 2, 2007

Vintage 2001 Scam Baiting

Back by popular demand, here’s my vintage 2001 email correspondence with one of the first actual Nigerian email scammers. It’s […]

May 24, 2005

They Use Dead Babies in Advertising

Did you know they use dead babies in advertising because they’re cheaper and easier to work with than alive babies? […]

March 28, 2005

Available Domain Names

Just in case anyone’s interested, the following domain names are available. vadgezilla.com testiballs.com ourvagina.com letshearitforhitler.com allnudeapes.com ohgrandma.com getintomyvan.com thatwasntcreamcheese.com itsinmyhairitsinmyhair.com […]

January 10, 2005

Tsumani Playlist

Over the weekend, Gabe and I (HI GABE!!!!!!!!) received one of the coolest presents ever. Our friend Amanda produced a […]

December 29, 2003

Thoughts on Genes

I think that blaming one of your less desirable genetic traits on the parent that passed it down to you […]

November 13, 2003

Funny Product Recalls

Product Recalls! !! You asked for it, you got it.