“Crazy Doctor Movie” Taglines

While Jordan and I were discussing the brilliance of Predator 2′s tagline, “He’s in town with a few days to kill,” we also admired the perfection of the 1992 classic “Dr. Giggles” and its tagline, “The Doctor is out… of his mind.” We then racked our brains for more Crazy Doctor-type taglines… To the comments!

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    Some of our favorites:
    “ICU…In hell!”
    “Malpractice makes perfect.”
    “How’s your HMOoooohhhhh!”
    “The doctor will kill you now.”
    “The doctor will see you. Ow.
    “Say Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”
    Any more out there?

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    “If the cancer doesn’t kill you first, he will.”
    “6 to 8 weeks to live.”
    “This won’t hurt a bit.”
    “Hey! What’s in that needle?!”

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    “At least it’s not cancer.”
    “Unfortunately, it’s malignant.”
    “Take a few deep breaths.”

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    “You don’t get a second opinion.”
    “He’s making his rounds.”
    “It won’t hurt a bit. It’ll kill.”
    “You will feel a thing.”
    “All his patients will expire.”
    “He’s losing his patients.”

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    Need a second opinion? He’s also crazy.

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    “He’s got great deadside manner.”
    “Take two of these and scream for me in the morning.”
    “Let’s play doctor. To death!”
    “He’ll give you 400 cc’s…of pain.”
    “Malpractice makes perfect.”

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    AHHHH! I didn’t read the other malpractice makes perfect! I SUCK!

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    Gabe sucks. ;)

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    ‘Your organ’s transplanted correctly or your pizza’s free’ – yeah, stole Lionel Hutz quote :D

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