Dating Application

I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies – there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen – maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.

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    brilliant, simply brilliant. you should make more pages, it`s fun to read `em

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    you don’t use this very much do you?

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    man I feel short and natural after this but nice job getting the plastics out of my hair.

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    thats the shit man i couldnt stop laughing

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    lol!!! where can i download a copy… hahah

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    nvm .. haha

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    Dating service with Russian Ladies from Russia. Date site.

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    А там всё такое..

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    Very funny :)

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    …what the heck? I think this is super funny tho. Reading the question “Does my bathroom have a window” I laughed out loud.

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    i thank u

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    i am jewish. does this still work for me?

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    Having read this I thought it was really informative.
    I appreciate you spending some time and effort to put this short article together.
    I once again find myself spending a lot of time both reading and commenting.

    But so what, it was still worthwhile!

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    Definitely believe that which you stated.
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    the simplest thing to be aware of. I say to you, I certainly get
    annoyed while people consider worries that they just don’t know
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    defined out the whole thing without having side effect
    , people can take a signal. Will probably be back to get more.

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    Thanks for finally writing about > Dating Application
    | The Cleverest < Loved it!

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    Hello: The Application for Dating Is A Very Good Application .. But Where Is An Application For The Men To Answer Questions

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    h i read your site i am single guy 46 looking for love single female i had appication form on internet but cant fill it in please could you send me appication form to my address if possible
    darryl divall
    75 emlyn road
    redhill surrey
    rh16ep thankyou if you can post form to me darryl

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