Garish West Village Portrait

I noticed something extremely creepy in the West Village last night. I gazed into an upscale townhouse and was shocked to see a giant 1980s era photo/portrait hanging over the mantle featuring a Ron Jeremy lookalike and his seeming Russian mail order bride. Some close-ups are here and here. It’s such a dated portrait that I have to imagine it’s been hanging up there since the 80s. But what’s baffling to me is that they haven’t gotten sick of it since then. Maybe the couple just died, and the portrait is up for the memorial service? That’s the most comforting explanation I can think of. Any others are welcome in the comments.

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    I also noticed something extremely creepy in the West Village last night. I was just about to sit down with my TV dinner and watch some basketball in my upscale townhouse when I glanced out the window and saw some weirdo trying to take pictures of my wedding photo.

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    That’s awesome!!!!!

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    Maybe the picture is meant to scare away burglars when the people are from home… Like in Home Alone!

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    Isn’t that the guy from the 1800 LAWYERS comercial?

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