November 12th, 2003
I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies - there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen - maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.
brilliant, simply brilliant. you should make more pages, it`s fun to read `em
12.23.07 at 6:47 pm
you don’t use this very much do you?
02.23.09 at 3:47 pm
man I feel short and natural after this but nice job getting the plastics out of my hair.
03.04.09 at 9:56 pm
thats the shit man i couldnt stop laughing
03.23.09 at 1:23 am
lol!!! where can i download a copy… hahah
07.22.09 at 3:53 pm
nvm .. haha
07.22.09 at 3:56 pm
Dating service with Russian Ladies from Russia. Date site.
09.07.09 at 12:18 am