November 12th, 2003

I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies - there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen - maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.

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  1. brilliant, simply brilliant. you should make more pages, it`s fun to read `em

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