November 12th, 2003

I get asked out on lots of dates (ok, so humor me). In an attempt to narrow the field I’ve created this date application page. Ladies - there’s a lot of competition out there, so be sure to write clearly and legibly. I can’t be bothered to strain my eyes reading your illegible nonsense. Gentlemen - maybe you can use this date application as a way to break the ice when you’re introducing me to the ladies.

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  1. brilliant, simply brilliant. you should make more pages, it`s fun to read `em

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  2. you don’t use this very much do you?

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  3. man I feel short and natural after this but nice job getting the plastics out of my hair.

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  4. thats the shit man i couldnt stop laughing

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  5. lol!!! where can i download a copy… hahah

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  6. nvm .. haha

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  7. Dating service with Russian Ladies from Russia. Date site.

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