Hygiene Question
Quick anonymous survey: Have you ever peed and brushed your teeth at the same time?
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Welcome to my website and personal playground, where I've been publishing thoughts and random creations since the late 90s. These days I work at Hearst Digital Media in New York City. I also recently created the first pay-per-character publishing platform, Bitcoin Megaphone. See more of my work at solomania.com.
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Yes!
Posted by Anonymous on January 4, 2005 at 6:47 am
yes
Posted by Anonymous on January 4, 2005 at 12:55 pm
No, I don’t believe so. It may have something to do with the fact that I pee sitting down. HOWEVER, I often brush my teeth while showering. And then I pee down the drain.
Posted by Anonymous on January 4, 2005 at 2:54 pm
EWWWWW, mom!
Posted by Mike on January 4, 2005 at 5:18 pm
Um, NO, I have never peed and brushed my teeth “at the time time.” Goddammit, Mike, you egregious-typo-making asshole.
Posted by Anonymous on January 4, 2005 at 7:50 pm
looked fine last night when i was drunk…
Posted by Mike on January 4, 2005 at 8:07 pm
I’m doing it right now!
Posted by David B. on June 15, 2007 at 4:58 pm